The PURE Press Offices have received a press statement from the Trinity Tag Team Champions, the Suburban Ninja Clan. It reads as follows:"I am the Sensei of the Suburban Ninja Clan, I speak for the Clan in this instance. After a communal meeting, the Clan has come to an agreement regarding its position in PURE. While it holds the Trinity Tag Team Titles, it is concerned with the state of the PURE Trinity Tag Team division as a whole. Simply put, the division is in shambles.
"There are effectively 5 Trinity Tag Teams, and the SNC has soundly defeated two of them, proving them to be on the whole ineffective, and not a threat to anyone. That leaves Raizo Tenzan's Saikyo System and Justice, Inc., but I have confidence in my ninja to defeat them. Raizo Tenzan is concerned with his deserved All-Asia title, Yuka Hamada has a crush on Hoshi Akagawa (or something), Itagaki Freeze dropped off of the map since performing rather unimpressively in such a wrestling backwater as America... simply put, the Saikyo System is a faction of independent wrestlers, not a team. As for Justice, Inc., we have tracked their former federation to be LOW. Fitting, such misfits as them were LOW on the wrestling ladder. They had to quit an American independent because it was too hard on them. And they are coming to PURE?
"This is a sad state for the PURE Trinity Tag Team division. The Clan will not stand by and allow their titles to be booked against the common vagabonds, superhero wannabes, American surfers, or a loosely-affiliated stable; the Clan will not allow the concept of Trinity Tag to fail, will not allow its titles to fall into obscurity.
"Taking matters into its own hands, the Clan offers an open challenge to the laughable WrestleOnline organization that PURE is unfortunate enough to be affiliated with. ANY 3-man team in PCW, OSW, or PWC; even RUSH when it reopens, are allowed and encouraged to declare themselves challengers to the PURE Trinity Tag championship. The Clan will send ninjas to its challengers' shows and defend its Trinity Tag Team belts there.
"This championship could be the best team title in PURE, and in the world. But it needs better opponents than Sushi Crew, Nu Era, and some carnival freaks pretending to be superheroes. However, should the Clan not receive any direct challengers... we may just start showing up in other federations. We wanted to stay in Japan, but they unleashed us upon the world. So be it...."
This would be the first WrestleOnline federation tour by a team of any kind. Will anyone take up the challenge, or will the Clan have to take victims for itself? What is the response by PURE management? Who am I and why and I asking pointless rhetorical questions? Watch PURE: World Tuesday night on UPN for more on this development.