The camera pans around the sold out interior of the Expo ’70 Stadium in Osaka, Japan showing the wide variety of people who have come to see the first ever PURE card. We pan around the crowd showing various signs such as “Oh My God, They Killed Kensuke!” and “I was paid to hold up this sign” before we pan down to the three ring Hanza s of Puroresu Ultimate Ring Entertainment. They are of course the beautiful and intelligent Hitomi Asami, the rather... rotund Mori Morishigi and the cold hearted Kobentai Kiyashi.

Hitomi Asami: Let’s get straight into it, it is already time for the first match in the history of Puroresu Ultimate Ring Entertainment! Let us go up to our ring Hanza so he may introduce the participants.

Hanza : This contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be the first match ever in PURE!

Hanza : Introducing first…

“You Get To Burning” by Yumi Matsuzawa plays, as “Jido-San” Masanobu Azaki makes his way to the ring.

Hanza : From Osaka, Japan..standing 6’4”, and weighing 270 lbs… “Jido San” AZAKI….MASANOBU!

The name is pronounced family name first, as is done in Japanese culture. Jido-san enters the squared circle, awaiting his rival as “Tear Away” by Drowning Pool hits.

Hanza : His opponent hails from the island of Okinawa! Standing 6’6”, and weighing 278 pounds….RINJIRO……SHIRATA!

The two men circle each other intently, as the bell rings, once.

DING!

Hitomi Asami: Here we go!

Azaki and Rinjiro stare into each other’s eyes slowly. A handshake is exchanged, as the men quickly lock up. Jido-San strikes first, with a forearm to the forehead. He fires off a second, and then spins around, catching Shirata with a knifedge chop to the throat.

Mori Morishigi: Quick offensive flurry from Masanobu!

Kobentai Kiyashi, the third commentator, seems rather bored with the proceedings.

Kobentai Kiyashi: I wish to see more emotion from both competitors. This is not America... they cannot go out there on this Puroresu television show and punch each other for twenty minutes and expect to be cheered for their pathetic effort.

Masanobu spins for another chop, but Shirata Rinjiro evades the blow, then throws a sharp palm strike to Azaki’s chest. He steps back, and uses his size to take Azaki to the canvas with a standing lariat.

Hitomi Asami: Rinjiro coming back to assert himself early in the bout.

Mori Morishigi: Absolutely! This early stage of the contest is vital to both men.

Azaki gets back to his feet, and lays in another series of forearm shots. He bends Rinjiro forward, following these blows with a DDT. Masanobu aims, and drops an elbow across Shirata’s broad chest.

Kobentai Kiyashi: Now we are getting somewhere.

Azaki grabs Rinjiro’s arm, attempting to apply a Fujiwara armbar. However, this is blocked, as Rinjiro nips up to his feet, a nice display of agility. Shirata grabs Azaki by the left leg, taking him over in a dragon screw legwhip.

Hitomi Asami: Quick takedown from Shirata Rinjiro!

Mori Morishigi: But can he capitalize upon this position of power?

Rinjiro maintains his grip upon the leg of Azaki, repositioning slightly to attempt to cinch in an anklelock, but Azaki uses his hands to drag himself quickly in a belly crawl to the bottom rope before grabbing it, as Rinjiro respectfully stops his hold attempt.

Hitomi Asami: Rinjiro-san almost gained a definite advantage upon Masanobu Azaki.

Mori Morishigi: But Azaki-san was able to avoid the calculated attempt to take advantage of the weakened leg.

Kobentai Kiyashi: Good because otherwise this match might have ended prematurely.

Azaki gets up slowly, gripping his leg from the hold, and leans against the ropes. Rinjiro runs towards Azaki and attempts a spear, but Azaki, using the ropes as leverage, springs up and takes down Rinjiro from behind with a dragon suplex. The referee goes down to count the pin

Mori Morishigi: We may have a winner of match right now!

Hitomi Ashami: The referee is counting, 1...2...We have a kickout at the last moment by Shirata Rinjiro.

Kobentai Kiyashi: I do not wish this match would just end. That is not Puroresu.

Rinjiro and Azaki both take their time recovering from the move and Azaki is the first one up from the move. He picks up the struggling Rinjiro and tries to hit a swinging neckbreaker but Rinjiro counters the move and forces Azaki to make a full rotation of the move and he uses the momentum to DDT Azaki.

Hitomi Ashami: That was a brilliant counter by “Jido-San!”

Kobentai Kiyashi: That is something to aspire to..

Azaki lays on the mat, in pain, as Rinjiro climbs the first and second rope. He then positions himself on top of the turnbuckle and flies off with a guillotine leg drop, but Azaki smartly moves out of the way, rolling out of danger. Azaki now gets up and just as Rinjiro is getting up, and hits a quick dropkick, knocking the man back over.

Mori Morishigi: Very nice use of the dropkick by Azaki.

Hitomi Ashami: He is gaining control of the match very quickly.

Kobentai Kiyashi: That is good. The talent level in this arena might be indeed rising at this precise moment.

Azaki now goes over to the man lying on the mat and lock him in sitting abdominal stretch. Rinjiro tries to reach the ropes, but with every second the pain on his face increases. He reaches, but misses. He reaches again and misses. Now he has stopped the reaching and the referee raises his arm. It falls. His arm is raised again, and again Rinjiro’s arm falls. For a third time his arm is raised, but this time it stays up and Shirata Rinjiro begins to throw elbows into the face of Masanobu Azaki.

Kobentai Kiyashi: A good break away there and the match continues.

Hitomi Ashami: This match does indeed continue, and Shirata Rinjiro has new life within his body!

Rinjiro continues to throw elbows until Azaki is forced to release the hold. Rinjiro whips Azaki into the turnbuckle. He runs at the man and connects with a powerful spear!

Mori Morishigi: Rinjiro-san calls that move Act of Fate!

Kobentai Kiyashi: And in Puroresu we do not Act.

Hitomi Ashami: Shirata Rinjiro is going to try to end this match right now!

Rinjiro goes and picks up a groggy Azaki and sets him up into a vertical suplex position. He goes to slam the man down into a jackhammer, but Azaki escapes and kicks Rinjiro in the gut, then hits a cradled inverted DDT!

Hitomi Ashami: That was the Azaki-Bomb onto Rinjiro-san!

Mori Morishighi- Both men are very close to nailing a move that can decide this match’s outcome!

Azaki tries to lock on Azaki Garame, a head and arm lock finishing hold, but Riniro slips away and quickly hits a Jackhammer. He then picks the man up and hits another Jackhammer! He follows with a third Jackhammer! He is now looking tired and picks up Akazi for one more. He holds him in the air for about ten seconds and then slams him down with amazing force!

Hitomi Ashami: That was an amazing display of power from Shirata Rinjiro!

Mori Morishigi: He just hit Downfall onto Masanobu Akazi!

Kobentai Kiyashi: This should end the match.

Rinjiro covers 1…2…3

Winner: Shirata Rinjiro

Mori Morishigi: That was an amazing start to PURE’s first show! We’ve got much more to come, but first we must see a commercial!

((Commercial: Morishigi’s House of Sushi... bring the family. **cuts to an image of Mori Morishigi eating a lot of Sushi extremely quickly**))


MATCH 2
((Commercial: Mori Morishigi’s prediction hotline, dial 0-800-MORI for insider information and betting tips.

Kobentai: Mori, you have no shame.

Mori: I sold that years ago.

Hitomi: Here comes the main event, for the PURE Jr Heavyweight title!!

Kiyashi: Three excellent competitors are set to face off against each other for the first title match in PURE history.

Mori: Who will be PURE’s first ever crowned champion? The Sultan of Sides, HIT...The End...or The Falling Star, Kensuke Suzahara?

Hitomi: Let’s hand it over to Hanza Kibagame waiting in the ring!

Hanza: Tonight’s main event is a triple threat match for the PURE Jr Heavyweight title!!

“Stuck In America” by Sugarcult hits the speakers, as Kensuke Suzahara comes walking down the entrance way towards the ring. The fans chant faint boos in his direction, but he ignores them as he slides into the ring and glares at the people.

Mori: Suzahara is on a real evil binge since joining PURE. His hatred of PURE owner Miyagawa is really shining through.

“Parabola” by Tool plays next, heralding The HIT’s entrance. He runs down towards the ring, rolling in and hopping around, warming up.

Hitomi: HIT looks ready tonight!

Then, Cypress Hill’s “Child of the West” plays through the arena. Out walks The End, making little acknowledgement to the fans. He jumps onto the apron and lands in the middle of the ring from a high angle springboard back flip. Then he leans back into his corner and stretches his limbs. All three men stare tensely at each other, making sure not to let their eyes off each other.

Hitomi: The tension is thick in the atmosphere at this point!! Each of these three men can taste it!!

Mori: Speaking of tasting...don’t forget about Mori’s House of Sushi...try the sukiyaki special for the low, low price of---

Kiyashi: Ahem...now is not the time...

Hanza: First, hailing from Osaka, Japan...weighing in at 222 pounds...The Falling Star...KENSUKE SUZAHARA!!!!

The fans boo as Kensuke flips them off.

Kiyashi: Utter lack of respect...

Hanza: Next, from Salt Lake City, Utah, USA...weighing in also at 222 pounds...The HARDCORE ISOSOCLES TRAPEZOID...HIT!!!

HIT points to the geometric shape on his chest and lifts his hands to the people as they applaud.

Hanza: Last, from parts unknown...weighing in at 224 pounds...THE END!!!

With a nod of his head, End stands from his corner and awaits as referee Taki Kuonji goes from each wrestler and checks their gear. He finally checks End’s boots, pads, and gloves, he holds his arms out to keep all three wrestlers from each other.

Hitomi: They’re totally raring to tear into each other!!

Mori: They all want that belt, Hitomi!

Taki calls for the bell and backs out of the center of the ring. The fans all begin clapping as the three men inside the ring begin pacing around the ring slowly, their eyes locked on each other’s frame. Soon, End finds himself caught between the creeping advances of HIT and Suzahara. Kensuke runs at End, and receives a jarring blow to the face. As he hits the mat, HIT comes from behind on End with a forearm to the back of the head. He goes down, and Kensuke gets back up to join HIT with the double team.

Kiyashi: Kensuke and HIT make the impromptu alliance to take out The End. The bad thing will be come time when they have to turn on each other.

Kensuke and HIT stomp into End unmercifully. End gets up to his knees, where HIT pulls him up and pushes him into the corner. The two of them begin kicking at his midsection. Kensuke backs HIT away and delivers a stinging knife edge chop to End’s chest. HIT steps in and follows with a second knife edge chop, drawing another slap to crack out into the arena. Kensuke comes back in with another chop, followed by another from HIT. Now obviously taking turns at The End, Kensuke Suzahara and HIT begin dealing rights into the face of End.

Mori: These two men working pretty well against End.

They grabs both of End’s arms and whip him into the opposite corner. End suddenly hops up onto the turnbuckle and moonsaults over an oncoming Kensuke Suzahara. Then he back flips again and knocks HIT back into the mat with a moonsault dropkick!! Kensuke grabs him by his head as he stands back up, but End knocks his hands away, grabbing him by his hair and pulling him straight into a jumping ear clap kick!! The End kips up after performing the Blind Luck and turns to HIT, planting him into the mat with a back flip DDT!!

Hitomi: End is bouncing around the mat like a madman!! Kensuke and HIT cant touch him!!

End makes the cover after the Shared Vertigo, but pulls out of the way as Kensuke comes over to break the count. He inadvertently drops the elbow on HIT, standing back up only to get locked in an inverted facelock!!

Hitomi: Here comes One Last Time!!

HIT suddenly runs over with a forearm, breaking the facelock on Kensuke. End stumbles into the ropes, turning back into an inverted facelock from HIT, who hits the Negative Integer on The End!

Mori: That inverted facelock came back to haunt End!

End slides across the ring, holding his face as he lies on the mat. HIT then goes back to work on stomping away at a prone End. Kensuke gets in a few boots before letting HIT back him into a corner with the 118 Degree Superkick! Kensuke then attacks with vicious right hands to The End. Then he starts with a blatant choke on End, gaining reprimanding from Taki Kuonji. HIT pulls Kensuke from the corner, pointing to himself and starting with a few right hands into End. Then he lets his fists unload on The End with the Order of Operations, sending End down to the mat once again.

Kiyashi: Their methods may be dishonorable, but they’re getting the job done.

End dangles halfway out of the ring. HIT then slides out of the ring, pulling him out with him. Then he guides him over to the announce table, where he bangs his face into the table hard!

Hitomi: Take this back in the ring!!

Kensuke points to himself, and then at End. He then pulls End’s head back and slams it into the announce table as well. The three announcers stand back from their table as HIT slams his head into the table again, both he and Kensuke ignoring the scolding from Taki Kuonji. Kensuke gets in another slam on End, sending him rocking in front of the table. HIT motions for the two of them to slam his head together, and he and Kensuke grab hold of End’s head. They throw him forward, but End blocks the slam with his arms. He starts with elbows to the ribs of his attackers before reaching back and slamming both of their heads into the table like he was beating drums.

Mori: What a way to counter!

End then hops up onto the apron and springs off the top rope. He rotates around and nails HIT with a spinning dropkick!! As he gets back up, Kensuke nails him with an elbow, stopping his momentum again. Kensuke begins chopping away at End, backing him up before whipping him towards HIT. HIT runs into End with a spear to the groin, sending The End down to the ground in pain.

Hitomi: Minus Sign from HIT!! That’s a harsh maneuver for both the attacker and the attacked!!

HIT picks up End and whips him towards Kensuke. Kensuke swings out with a clothesline, but End counters with his own, sending him down to the ground! HIT comes running over to get End, but also hits the ground from a spinning heel kick from The End.

Kiyashi: The End is facing harsh odds here at the hands of HIT and Kensuke Suzahara.

End takes a few seconds to catch his breath, and then rolls Kensuke Suzahara into the ring. Kensuke stands back to his feet just in time for a palm thrust to his nose. End follows up with a heart punch palm thrust to his chest, a thrusting sidekick to his knee, a roundhouse kick to his stomach, and finishing the Great Crusher Combination with a corkscrew backflip enziguri to the back of Kensuke’s head. Suzahara staggers back to his feet at the other side of the ring, where End whips him across the ring. End runs at him, but Kensuke ducks. As End bounces back, Kensuke springs off the second rope with a 180 springboard spear, sending End down to the mat!

Mori: The Strike from Suzahara!! That’ll be the momentum shift of the entire match!!

Kiyashi: What force that maneuver had!

Taki: ONE...TWO...

End kicks out before the three count. Kensuke backs off, letting End stand back up to his feet. Then he comes from behind and locks in a half nelson, hitting the standing mat slam variation called the Disenfranchiser. Kensuke glares down with a smirk on his face as he places his foot over his chest, drawing boos from the fans.

Kiyashi: That is a total act of disrespect to End. That pin is saying that End isn’t even worth the effort of beating!

Taki: ONE...TW--

End kicks out before the two count. The fans applaud End as he sits up slowly. Kensuke boots End in his back before pulling him up to his feet. Then he knocks him back into a corner with repeated knife edge chops. With End reeling in the corner, Kensuke goes to work with the kicks to his ribs. Suzahara then whips him towards the opposite corner, but End reverses it and powerslams him into the mat. Then he sits him up and spin kicks him in his face, following by a standing Shooting Star Press!!
Hitomi: 40 Days! Nice counter from End!

The End runs over to the ropes and slingshots off the top rope. Suddenly HIT reaches up and pulls his feet off the ropes, and End goes tumbling into the mat!

Mori: End’s down after the surprise attack from HIT!

HIT jumps up on the top turnbuckle and nails an elbow drop! Kensuke picks up End, and he and HIT begin punching him into the ropes. The two of them whip him across the ring, but End hooks the ropes and keeps himself from bouncing back. Kensuke runs at him, but End tosses him out with a Japanese arm drag. Then he turns back to see HIT punch at him. He ducks underneath and hops onto HIT’s shoulders from behind, flipping him over with a leapfrog headscissors takedown! HIT amazingly lands on his feet, and when End stands back up he’s planted with the Algebraic Trapplex!!

Kiyashi: Wonderful 360 bridging T-Bone Suplex from HIT. Those patented Trapplexes are lethal from HIT, as well as the many other maneuvers in his arsenal.

Taki: ONE...TWO...THR---

End kicks out suddenly, to the surprise of himself and HIT! HIT stands back up, pulling End up with him. He reels him back into the ropes with punches and kicks. After several swinging knife edge chops, HIT whips End across the ring...but End reverses and whips him into the ropes instead. HIT runs back to get implanted into the canvas by a spinebuster from End! End crawls over and hooks the leg.

Taki: ONE...TWO...THRE---

Hitomi: Kensuke with the break!!

Suzahara dives in with an elbow to the back of End’s head. Stomping into him viciously, HIT stands back up and joins him in kicking at End. Then they both pick him up and whip him into the turnbuckle. End suddenly hops up on the turnbuckle and sails back with the Cyclotron! He stretches his arms out as he spins in the 360 moonsault, spinning like a top before crashing down into Kensuke Suzahara and HIT!!

Mori: Did you see that???

Hitomi: The End was spinning like a helicopter!!!

Mori: New product...The End heli-tops!!! Sold only in Mori Toy Stores!!!

Kiyashi sighs as all three men lay still in the ring.

Taki: ONE...TWO....THREE...

HIT and Kensuke begin rolling, stirring around trying to stand up.

Taki: FOUR...FIVE...SIX...

The End begins standing as well, while HIT and Suzahara are on their knees.

Taki: SEVEN...EIGHT...NINE...

End is squatting as Kensuke and HIT run at him to attack. End punches HIT back before punching Kensuke away next. Then he turns to HIT and drops him with a falling powerslam. Then he leaves him, turning back to Kensuke and scooping him up for a Fallaway Slam. HIT stands back up only to have End knock him back down with a standing moonsault!!

Kiyashi: 40 days on both Kensuke and HIT!

End then punches Kensuke into the corner, exploding on him with rights, lefts, and kicks to his chest. From behind HIT comes running up at The End. The blind man senses his approach, and moves out of the way as HIT flies in with the Numberline, drilling Kensuke in his face with a rtating 360 forearm strike!!

Hitomi: HIT nailed Kensuke!!

Mori: So much for that alliance...

HIT turns back to receive a kick to his midsection. End lifts him up for a powerbomb, but hefts him off his shoulders and boots him in the jaw with a vertical superkick!! He lands headfirst into the mat as End turns towards Kensuke again. He turns him around and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Then he grabs him in a crossface chickenwing and suplexes him off the top rope! Kensuke’s head goes straight into the groin of HIT, and the master mathematician goes howling across the ring holding his groin!!

Hitomi: No Limits on Kensuke straight into HIT’s number sack!!

Mori: Number sack?? More like his LOG-arithmic Function!! Let’s see if HIT has the “decimals” to come back after that!!

Hitomi: He’s nothing but a square root!!

Kiyashi: Enough! No more bad puns!

HIT rolls onto the apron as The End picks up Kensuke and begins jabbing him in his face. Kensuke then makes the counter with a kick to the gut. Then he whips End, but End reverses and whips Kensuke straight into the ropes, knocking HIT off the apron onto the ground outside!! End then runs up with a full nelson bulldog onto Kensuke!!

Hitomi: End is picking up some heat! He can smell the win in his grasp!

HIT rolls back into the ring. He stands up and turns around, just in time to be caught in a inverted facelock! End then smacks him into the mat with a spinning 3/4 neckbreaker!! Then he rolls him back and locks in NEVER AGAIN!!

Kiyashi: This is it for End!!!

Taki is checking on HIT, asking him if he wants to quit or not. HIT’s arm is raised, poised to tap...but then Kensuke slides into the ring and runs for The End!! End lets go of the submission hold and grabs him in an inverted facelock, sending him down with a standing Diamond Dust!! Then he rolls Suzahara back and locks in NEVER AGAIN!!!

Hitomi: Kensuke’s on the receiving end of Never Again!!!

Taki: GIVE UP?? GIVE UP??

Just then, HIT comes racing over, pulling End off of Kensuke and locking him into the WORD PROBLEM!!

Mori: HIT with the Word Problem!! This could end the match here and now!!

Taki checks on the submission from End as HIT wrenches in the hold. Suddenly Kensuke dives over with a dropkick into the face of HIT!!

Hitomi: Kensuke just drilled HIT!! The alliance is through!!!

Kiyashi: I said it earlier...their alliance would not last in a triple threat match.

HIT stands back up and shoves Kensuke. Kensuke curses at him in Japanese before shoving him back. HIT counters with another shove! Kensuke holds his arms up call peace between them, pointing to The End and nodding. HIT nods too, and as he turns to approach End, Kensuke trips him with a drop toe hold and tries locking in the double arm STF!! HIT counters with elbows back at Kensuke, breaking out of The Dreamstealer! HIT then rolls over and locks in the WORD PROBLEM on Kensuke!!

Mori: How the tides have turned!! HIT’s gonna beat Kensuke!!

End jumps across the ring with a lariat, knocking HIT clear out of the ring. Then he picks up Kensuke and whips him into the ropes. Kensuke bounces off and flies with a forearm, but The End steps aside, causing Kensuke to nail Taki Kuonji instead!!

Hitomi: Taki!! Kensuke got Taki instead of End!!

Mori: Ref’s down!! Ref’s down!!

With Taki down, End turns back and nails Kensuke with another One Last Time! Then he locks in NEVER AGAIN, but Taki doesn’t see Kensuke tapping!!

Kiyashi: This match should be over!!

End lets the hold go and looks to check on the referee. As he turns his back, HIT rolls back into the ring and sizes up The End. He then grabs End and blasts him with the PARALLEL BASES II!!!

Hitomi: PARALLEL BASES II!!! What a move!!! This is the end!!!

As HIT stands back to his feet, Kensuke sneaks up on him and low blows him! The fans boo harshly as he picks up HIT and nails him with THE STRANGER!! Suddenly, a masked character dashes out from nowhere and yanks Kensuke from the ring!!

Hitomi: WHAT’S THIS??

Mori: SOME MASKED GUY JUST PULLED SUZAHARA OUT OF THE RING!!

Meanwhile, HIT rolls groggily onto his chest, trying to get up. End rolls towards him with his last bit of energy and locks in NEVER AGAIN!!! Taki Kuonji looks up faintly and sees HIT’s tapping, and he signals for the bell!!

Hanza: Winner...and PURE Jr Heavyweight Champion...THE END!!!!

The End celebrates in the ring while the masked man lays into Suzahara on the outside of the ring, finally whipping him into the corner post on the outside and laying into Kensuke with massive boots. Suddenly and unexpectedly Alexander Miyagawa appears at the top of the ramp holding the Junior Heavyweight Title aloft along with a microphone... he talks as he walks down the ramp.

Miyagawa: Three months of planning. Six weeks of building. Four weeks of competition. Puroresu Ultimate Ring Entertainment is proud to present to you, the people of Japan and the World... The first ever PURE Junior Heavyweight Champion... **points into the ring** THE END!!!!!

The masked man and Miyagawa both roll into the ring at the same time. Miyagawa hands the belt over to the End graciously as the HIT gets to his feet. The End holds the belt aloft to the crowd who applaud him graciously.

MATCH 3

Hitomi Asami: Welcome back to PURE for our main event on Ikusa 2.0

Mat Waters: Yep. The new run of PURE, giving Byron Calver a chance to have the piss taken out of him on an entirely new stage.

Byron Calver: Yeah. That is...HEY!

Mat Waters: One day a picture of you is going to feature next to the word gullible in the dictionary.

Hitomi Asami: Let’s just get on with the match shall we?

**Prayer by Sad hits the speakers as the Ikusa Hall fills up with smoke. The introduction to Prayer ends and the smoke clears as Inphino Blitz walks out to a cheer from the crowd. He continues to walk down the aisle, cracking his joints from head downwards, before hopping onto the apron and up to the top rope, raising his arms and roaring to hype the already buoyant crowd. Blitz then drops into the corner and folds his arms, leaning back on the ropes.**

Ring Announcer: This is our Main Event. Introducing first. Weighing 230 lbs. He comes from Sado Island, INPHINO BLITZ!!!

**Blitz steps forward and bows his head as his name is called, before the packed Ikusa Hall crowd erupt into a chant of “Blitz!”**

Hitomi Asami: This is a battle for pride and honor between two of PURE’s greatest ever competitors.

Mat Waters: Or a chance for Byron to be able to sit and watch more men in tights prance around. Whichever way you look at it.

Byron Calver: I prefer looking at it another way.

Mat Waters: You mean you prefer them out of the tights? You sick man.

Byron Calver: No...I mean...Ah stuff you.

Mat Waters: No thank you. I’m strictly heterosexual. In fact, Hitomi...what are you doing after the show?

Hitomi Asami: Trying to tell myself that you don’t really exist, and that this is only a nightmare.

Byron Calver: Ha!

Mat Waters: At least it’s an actual female declining me. If, in a few years I do drop to your level, I’ll start worrying when sheep refuse.

Byron Calver: DAMN YOU!

**Bombshell by Powerman 5000 hits the speakers as the crowd cheer for The End. The End walks to the ring, with little in the way of acknowledgement of the fans, and jumps up onto the apron. After springing onto the top rope, the End executes a perfect spinning backflip, and lands in the center of the ring to show his agility, and walks into his corner to stretch for the match.**

Ring Announcer: And his opponent. Weighing in at 225 lbs, THE END!!!

**The ring announcer slides out of the ring as the bell rings. Inphino claps his hands together and strides into the center of the ring. The End’s acute sense of hearing does him well, and he steps forward to meet him, both men shaking hands in the center of the ring before starting to circle each other.**

Byron Calver: Good show of sportsmanship between the two competitors.

Mat Waters: Don’t lie Byron. Last time you saw two men meet in a ring and shake hands was on the TV in your hotel room. I did warn you you’d pay double for the adult channels.

Hitomi Asami: Can we please get back to the match?

**A mumbled apology from Mat can be heard as The End and Inphino Blitz lock up in the center of the ring. The End takes the early advantage with a hammerlock, before bringing it out into a standing armbar. End continues the offence by applying a headlock on Blitz, following through and flipping him over to the mat, before holding the pressure. The crowd applauds politely as Blitz makes sure his shoulders aren’t touching the mat.**

Hitomi Asami: Good technical opening to the match.

Mat Waters: By all accounts, Byron has a good technical opening.

Byron Calver: You are vile.

Mat Waters: Guilty as charged.

**Inphino manages to roll back to his feet, The End holding the headlock on for good measure. Blitz backs him into the ropes and pushes him off, taking him down with a shoulder block on the return. Blitz then runs the adjacent ropes, skipping over End as he dives down. End leaps back to his feet for the second return, and times it well to hit a backflip dropkick on the returning Blitz. The crowd again applauds the two competitors.**

Hitomi Asami: The End with a perfect dropkick on Blitz. It just goes to show that people can work through disabilities.

Mat Waters: PURE is a testament to that. We have The End who is blind, and Byron Calver, who is still working despite a mental handicap that has left him as dumb as a post.

Byron Calver: I’m sure you were only employed to joke about me.

Mat Waters: Finally! He understands the concept!

**The End rolls back to his feet, and steps forward, bending to pick up Blitz, but receives a kick to the face for his troubles. Blitz kips back to his feet, and Irish whips The End off the ropes. On the return, Blitz ducks under The End’s clothesline attempt, and runs the ropes, before leaping into the air with a flying sidekick, crashing into The End’s chest.**

Hitomi Asami: Enter The Dragon.

Mat Waters: Don’t say that too loud. Byron will want to know who The Dragon is.

Byron Calver: Knock it on the head Mat.

Mat Waters: No thanks. I’ll leave that to you. You’ve had much more experience than I have.

Hitomi Asami: Will you two stop arguing? I will knock your heads together.

Mat Waters: Don’t do that! I’ll catch whatever he’s got!

Hitomi Asami: I’m warning you.

Mat Waters & Byron Calver: Yes ma’am.

**Blitz is first back to his feet, and picks The End up, whipping him off the ropes again and dropping him with a powerslam. Blitz holds for the cover, but The End kicks out at one. Blitz leaps back to his feet, and helps The End up, but The End snaps him over with another headlock takedown. The End quickly locks in a headscissors on Blitz, who tries his best to fight the hold.**

Hitomi Asami: The End is putting on a good show against Blitz.

Byron Calver: The crowd is loving this!

**The crowd applaud again as Blitz manages to fight the hold, and rolls his head through. Still locked in the move though, he raises back to his feet, and uses is body weight to flip over and out of the hold, landing in a pinning combination on The End. End breaks free, and applies a waistlock from underneath Blitz, and bridges upwards. Blitz shakes his arms free, and both men go for a backslide. Blitz gets the upper hand slowly, but as The End fights back, uses his unorthodox “Forbidden 999” manoeuvres and flips over The End, delivering both feet into his face.**

Hitomi Asami: What agility by Blitz, breaking the backslide attempt with a Rainbow Knocker.

Mat Waters: I had a girlfriend who once had Rainbow Knockers. But then I found out that it was actually a tattoo and not edible body paint.

Byron Calver: You are sick.

Mat Waters: Stop complimenting me.

**Blitz grabs hold of The End’s legs, and rolls through into a cover. The End again bridges out, but instead of going for a backslide, spins Blitz around and grabs him for a DDT. Blitz counters and stands vertical, lifting The End off of the mat, but End uses the momentum to release the hold and land behind Blitz. The End then runs the ropes, and comes back into a tilt-a-whirl from Blitz. End holds on and spins around him in a headscissors, before popping out at one side, and delivering a falling DDT, to which the crowd erupt in applause.**

Hitomi Asami: Deja Vu from The End! This match is back and forth.

Mat Waters: Like Byron’s strokes.

Byron Calver: I really am going to...

Mat Waters: Whoa! I meant golf strokes man!

Byron Calver: Oh. Good.

Mat Waters: See Hitomi, what did I say about gullible?

**The End kips back to his feet, and grabs hold of Blitz, lifting him to his feet, and in turn into a powerbomb position. End quickly delivers a powerbomb to Blitz, before lifting him again into a Fireman’s Carry. Holding him by the throat, End throws Blitz’s torso out behind him into a modified Samoan Neckbreaker, before rolling back through, still holding the throat, and into a reverse Boston Crab. The crowd applause with a small chant of End’s name ringing out through Ikusa Hall.**

Hitomi Asami: The End chaining together to make the White Noise.

Mat Waters: Byron makes White Noise. But only when he’s taking a big, black...

Byron Calver: SHUT UP NOW! I will kick your ass if you don’t be quiet.

Hitomi Asami: And I will kick both of your asses if you’re not careful. Sit there, shut up, and call the match.

**Blitz grimaces against the pain as he shakes his head against the queries of him submitting. The End realises he’s not going to submit, and quickly shifts position to be standing on the back of Blitz’s knees. The End delivers a few shots to the kidneys, reaching forward for Inphino’s arms, and rolling into a Mexican surfboard. The End holds him for a few seconds, before rolling him again into the air. The End again holds him for a few seconds, and rolls down a second time, this time sitting out behind his opponent, legs still locked, and reaching for Blitz’s throat. The End manages to lock on a modified Cobra Clutch from the Mexican Stretch position, and wrenches back to elevate Blitz into the air again.**

Hitomi Asami: Oh my lord!

Mat Waters: Yes, m’lady?

Hitomi Asami: Shut up. I was about to compliment The End on chaining the White Noise into Blackout.

Byron Calver: Outstanding technical ability from The End.

**Blitz again refuses to give up, so The End releases the hold. but stretches back to keep Blitz on his knees. The End then runs the ropes, and delivers a dropkick to the back of The Black Dragon Master. The End hooks the legs for a cover.**

Byron Calver: One, Two...

Mat Waters: Buckle my shoe.

Hitomi Asami: Kick out on two by Inphino Blitz. This man is taking quite a beating here tonight.

Mat Waters: Byron...

Hitomi Asami: Don’t even think of completing that sentence.

Mat Waters: But...

Hitomi Asami: No buts.

Mat Waters: No buts? How will Byron survive?

**A slap can be heard at ringside followed by a cry of agony from Mat. The End gets back to his feet, and lifts Blitz up, backing him into a corner. The End whips Blitz into an opposite corner, following in with a clothesline. The End again sends Blitz into another corner, and follows in with a handspring back elbow, but Blitz ducks the actual elbow shot, and lifts The End up in a Belly-to-Back suplex position, and steps forward, slamming The End spine first onto the top turnbuckle.**

Hitomi Asami: Great counter by Blitz there.

*Crowd: PURORESU! PURORESU! PURORESU!*

Byron Calver: What a show being put on for the crowd hear! This is a wrestlefest!

Mat Waters: Unlike your usual weekends that are just men-fest’s?

Hitomi Asami: If he is that way inclined, at least he is getting some activity Mat.

Byron Calver: Hey! I mean...yeah! No...what?

Mat Waters: That is pure evil. Pure, unadulterated evil! A lady should never make those comments.

Hitomi Asami: Why not? You’ve been making them all night.

**Mat obviously doesn’t get the joke as silence falls on the announce team. Blitz slowly rolls over, and hooks The End’s leg for a cover, but gets one before PURE’s only blind wrestler reaches the bottom rope. Blitz, still groggy, gets back to his feet, and tries to shake a few cobwebs loose as The End gets up. The End charges at Blitz, and attempts a clothesline, but Blitz ducks and spins quickly, kicking The End in his right knee, then again in his right side, and then to his face. Blitz quickly repeats the process on The End’s left side.**

Hitomi Asami: Shadow Blitz in the making!

**Blitz then alternates the shots, right leg, left leg. Right side, left side. Right side of head, left side of head. As The End staggers, Blitz nails a shot to his stomach, doubling End over, before kicking him up in his face. The End stands bolt upright, and clutches at his face, but gets caught with another kick to the stomach. Again End doubles over, but this time stands upright clutching is face for protection already as Blitz fakes a kick. Blitz, seeing this, quickly spins around himself, and nails a superb axe kick to the back of The End’s head, collapsing him to the mat. The Ikusa Hall crowd erupt into the biggest round of applause so far tonight.**

Hitomi Asami: (Shouting over the crowd noise) SHADOW BLITZ! 16 Stunning kicks that have nearly knocked The End out cold!

Byron Calver: That has to be the most painful combo I have ever seen!

Mat Waters: I don’t know...did you ever eat at McDonalds?

**Blitz staggers backwards, still feeling the effects of the match so far, before raising his hands to the crowds cheering, acknowledging the PURE faithful, before picking The End up. Blitz delivers a few more kicks to End’s side, staggering him, before running the ropes, on the return, Blitz leaps up with a spinning heel kick, but also locks his free leg behind The Ends kneecaps, and uses it to not only take him over with the kick, but to sweep his legs out from underneath him as well.**

Hitomi Asami: Orochi Nagi! Blitz is taking things to another level!

Mat Waters: Byron has done that...but it was to a whole new LOWER level.

Byron Calver: At least I don’t drop to my knees at the first sign of trousers being unzipped.

Mat Waters: No. You’re already on your knees offering before they’re unzipped.

Byron Calver: Damn you!

**Blitz applauds the crowd again as they cheer, before reaching down for The End again, lifting him into a front face lock, and hooking his inside leg. Blitz raises The End in the air, before falling forwards, still holding End, and driving the back of his head to the mat with an inverted Fisherman’s buster. Blitz releases the hold, and signals to the crowd, pointing to the top rope.**

Hitomi Asami: KOTO ZUKI YOU! And now he’s going for My Angelic Suicide!

Byron Calver: If Blitz hits this, The End will be defeated in the first Main Event since the re-opening!

**Inphino Blitz walks to the corner, and leaps onto the top rope in one motion, before turning to face The End. Blitz presses both of his palms together in prayer, and closes his eyes, readying himself for the 360 degrees Swanton**

Byron: IT’S OVER…IT’S OVER…IT’S WHAT THE HELL?!?!

**Suddenly, none other than ALI KHADAFFI comes running out of the crowd, the volatile African-American loose cannon shoving Blitz off the top rope as he goes tumbling down to the mat. The fans boos overwhelm the arena as the bell is rung, the main event spoiled due to the surprise return of Ali**

Mat: MR.WILSON’S SURPRISE IS HERE!!

Hitomi: I CAN’T BELIEVE HE SIGNED HIM BACK!!

MATCH 4

Hitomi Asami: Welcome back to Ikusa 4...Live from Ikusa Hal!

Mang-A-Hero: Where we get to see Mat Waters cowering from me live on national television.

Mat Waters: Please don’t hit me sir.

Hitomi Asami: What a match we have scheduled next. One man who helped PCW defeat our valiant warriors at Red October, Jung Loc, going head to head with a bright young upstart in PURE, DJ Nygma, with Loc’s PURE Jr. Heavyweight Title on the line….although this match SHOULD be a three-way dance, Ilan Levin’s gang-style beatdown by the Black Dragons has altered our plans!

Mat Waters: This match shouldn’t even be booked. We have two of my men going against each other.

Mang-A-Hero: Well deduced Mat. Give this lad a penny.

Hitomi Asami: It was known prior to the battle royal that Loc would defend against the winner. DJ Nygma one the battle royal, ergo, he’s the challenger.

Mat Waters: Still don’t like it.

**Crawling (DJ Nygma Remix) by Linkin Park hits Ikusa Hall as the crowd erupt into a chorus of boo’s.**

Hitomi Asami: The Ikusa crowd getting on the back of DJ Nygma from the outset here.

Mat Waters: They do every time. These Ikusa morons have no sense of respect for the best athletes in the company.

Mang-A-Hero: They have full respect for those that demand respect. Those that don’t deserve respect, don’t get shown any.

Mat Waters: When did you swallow Confucius’ Guide to Life?

**DJ Nygma steps out to the crowd with a record bag slung over his right shoulder, walking down the aisle nodding his head in time to the beats. Leaving the bag at ringside, he slowly slides into the ring, and removes the headphones from his head, leaving them on the turnbuckle as he steps into the centre of the ring.**

Hitomi Asami: DJ Nygma is bringing a lot to the front of play since he joined PURE.

Mat Waters: Of course he has!

Mang-A-Hero: Like a fresh face to loathe, for instance.

Mat Waters: Gah!

**Crawling slowly fades out as Hate Me Now by Nas feat. P Diddy takes over the arena sound system. The crowd again erupt into a chorus of boo’s as Jung Loc hits the arena, his PURE Junior Heavyweight Title slung over his left shoulder as he slides into the ring.**

Hitomi Asami: Jung Loc should be ashamed to step into a PURE ring!

Mang-A-Hero: He was forced into wrestling for PCW.

Mat Waters: But, like all wrestlers should, he enjoyed it! What else could he do, but take pleasure in making sure that this vagabond group of PUREists didn’t get anywhere.

Hitomi Asami: Mat, that “vagabond” group was Jamar Wilson, Enmity, S2, Cianan and Inphino Blitz!

Mat Waters: Only Mr Wilson and Enmity in there are worth the entrance fee. Inphino Blitz drags ANY team down!

Mang-A-Hero: Inphino Blitz is one of our flag bearers here in PURE!

Mat Waters: See what I mean? If it wasn’t for him being a “flag bearer” we may have had enough talent to beat PCW!

Hitomi Asami: Let’s get back to action...Please!

Hanza Kibagame: Ladies and Gentlemen...

Mat Waters: And the crowd in attendance.

Mang-A-Hero: You disrespectful son of a...

Hanza Kibagame: This next bout is scheduled for one fall, with a thirty minute time limit, and is for the PURE Junior Heavyweight Title! Introducing the challenger first. From Tokyo, and weighing in at 210 lbs...He is the winner of tonight‘s Battle Royal...DJ NYGMA!!!

**Nygma takes a step forward, and bows his head to senior referee, Taki Kuonji. A small section of the crowd applaud Nygma, but the rest of them shower him with boo’s as normal.**

Hitomi Asami: As much as this guy irritates me, I have to give him respect. He plucked away and came out top in the battle royal earlier, and gets his shot at a fresher and more alert Jung Loc.

Hanza Kibagame: And his opponent, the current PURE Junior Heavyweight Champion. Currently residing in Tokyo, and weighing in at 207 lbs...JUNG LOC!!!

**Again the crowd meet the announcement with boo’s and jeers, but the same section applaud as Jung Loc bows his head at Kuonji. Kibagame climbs out of the ring, and Kuonji signals for the bell to ring. As it does, Nygma and Loc start to circle each other.**

Mat Waters: Finally, these disrespectful Jap’s get to see two TRUE athletes perform.

Mang-A-Hero: They get to see great athlete’s week in, week out. PURE is home to some of Japan’s greatest performers!

Mat Waters: So why did they let you in?

Mang-A-Hero: To boost the performance of this announce team. I mean, you’d drag Hitomi anywhere with you, and down would lose us ratings.

Mat Waters: I don’t think so. Hitomi going down on me would bring in great ratings.

Hitomi Asami: It would also bring you from your land of dreams back to reality when I slap you silly for comments such as that.

Mang-A-Hero: Now that would be ratings.

**Nygma and Loc finally tie up, and wrestle with each other for position, breaking when Loc backs the DJ into the corner. Jung Loc steps back with a clean break as Nygma looks on puzzled. The crowd give a short burst of applaud for the sportsmanship as Nygma and Loc circle again.**

Hitomi Asami: Wasn’t it you who asked for clean breaks to be banned Mat?

Mat Waters: I meant for...SHUT UP!

**Loc ties up with Nygma again, wrenching the DJ back with an arm wringer, switching it to a wristlock, and leaning forward, forcing Nygma to bridge. Nygma manages to muster up strength, and bridges forward again, battling back to his feet, and reversing the move on Loc. Nygma moves his feet back a few paces, using more leverage, and dropping Loc into a pinning combination. Taki Kuonji drops for a cover, but Loc bridges himself, and starts to battle back to his feet.**

Hitomi Asami: This is a great test of power between these two!

Mat Waters: Hold on, these moves should only be used by crap wrestlers. This isn’t right.

Mang-A-Hero: Jung Loc and DJ Nygma look as though they want to put on a true wrestling clinic.

**Loc gets back to his feet, and rolls through the hold, popping out with a hammerlock on Nygma. Nygma ducks under the hold, and returns to an arm wringer, twisting it for extra pressure. Jung Loc drops to one knee, but quickly stands up and rolls through the move. Standing again, he rolls backwards, and then cartwheels forwards to come back to his feet, and lock in the arm wringer on Nygma, forcing the DJ to one knee.**

Hitomi Asami: The crowd are warming to this.

Mat Waters: This may be Jung Loc and DJ Nygma, but can I go to sleep.

Mang-A-Hero: Will it mean you being quiet?

Mat Waters: Yeah.

Mang-A-Hero: Granted.

**Nygma stands back on his feet, and nails a few right hands at Loc, backing him into a corner. Taki Kuonji asks for a clean break, and Nygma holds up his hands, backing off, before nailing a chop to Loc’s chest. Nygma nails another few chops, and then whips “Charlie” into the opposite corner. Nygma smiles, and follows in on Loc, nailing a clothesline in the corner. Nygma goes to whip Loc back into the first corner, but the champion reverses, and sends Nygma in. Loc follows in quickly, and leaps into the air, planting his feet on The Recreator’s chest, and falling back for a monkey flip.**

Mang-A-Hero: Great agility by DJ Nygma!

Hitomi Asami: Cartwheel back to a standing position to counter the monkey flip!

**Nygma charges back at Jung Loc, but takes a flapjack lift for his trouble. Using his martial arts background, DJ Nygma manages to land perfectly balanced on the top rope, and springs back into Jung Loc with a cross body, and hooks the leg for the cover.**

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! NO!

Hitomi Asami: Superb chain wrestling by these two!

Mang-A-Hero: This is a great display of technical prowess! Jung Loc and DJ Nygma putting on a clinic in an effort to go home with the belt.

Hitomi Asami: All bad feelings aside for this one! They’re pulling out all the stops in this match.

Mang-A-Hero: I don’t know if Taki’s going to be able to keep up with this!

**Loc powers out of the cover, and meets a right hand from DJ Nygma. Nygma backs Loc to the middle of the ropes, and whips him off of the reverse. Nygma drops down into the splits, ducking his head, but Loc spots it, and attempts a leg drop. Nygma manages to sit up at the last minute, causing Loc to land on his tailbone. Nygma quickly attempts a spin kick to Loc’s face, but Jung rolls backwards, avoids the kick, and kips back up to his feet.**

Hitomi Asami: Both men misfiring.

Mat Waters: I never have that problem.

Mang-A-Hero: That’s only due to the fact that you’ve never had anything to fire at.

**Jung Loc watches as Nygma kips back to his feet, and quickly runs the ropes. Loc springs onto the top, and springs back for a cross body. Nygma manages to catch Loc, but Jung switches momentum, and takes him over with an armdrag. Jung Loc is first back to his feet, but quickly gets flipped over with an arm drag by Nygma. Nygma jumps back to his feet first, and runs the ropes, springing onto the top himself. Showing perfect balance, he jumps again to face the ring, and nails Loc with a double jump clothesline. Nygma hooks the leg for the cover.**

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! NO!

Hitomi Asami: Another great combination of wrestling by Loc and Nygma!

Mat Waters: If this is a prequel to maiming, then I’m all for it.

Mang-A-Hero: Well, I can arrange someone to maim you after the show?

Mat Waters: Yeah, that would....HEY!

**Jung Loc again kicks out, and rolls back to his feet. DJ Nygma quickly applies a headlock, but Jung Loc shoves him off of the ropes. Loc ducks down on the return, and Nygma skips over. On the second return, Loc leaps into the air, and Nygma ducks through, spinning on the spot. Loc runs the ropes himself, and returns at the DJ, but Nygma side steps and shoves Loc. Jung quickly leaps onto the top rope, and with perfect momentum, spins off into a crucifix manoeuvre on Nygma. The DJ manages to break his right arm free, so in a brilliant counter, Loc drops behind the challenger, and hooks both arms, flipping him over with a bridged Dragon Suplex.**

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! NO!

Hitomi Asami: Listen to the applause for that chain!

Mang-A-Hero: That was impressive! One of the best chains I’ve seen in PURE for a long while.

Mat Waters: What? All he did was hit a Full Nelson Suplex. Not that hard.

Hitomi Asami: It’s called a Dragon Suplex, and I’d love to see you try and nail that.

Mat Waters: I’d love to see me nail...

Mang-A-Hero: ENOUGH!

**The crowd applaud the previous chain as Jung Loc gets to his feet. DJ Nygma, beginning to show signs of fatigue after the punishment delivered in both matches, slowly gets to one knee. Jung Loc quickly switches to the offensive, and nails a dropkick to the face of the DJ.**

Mat Waters: O.K. This is where it can become good. Jung Loc taking full advantage and maiming the challenger.

Hitomi Asami: The tide has changed on this one. Nygma is beginning to feel the effects of the night so far.

Mang-A-Hero: If Jung Loc is smart, the pace will slow down on this one.

Mat Waters: Of course he is smart! He’s smarter than you! He’s so smart...he won the Junior Heavyweight Title without even being on a PURE broadcast!

**Jung watches as Nygma falls back to the mat, and measures him for an elbow drop. Jung quickly lifts DJ Nygma back to his feet, and backs him up into a corner, delivering a shot of right hands to the challenger. Jung Loc watches as DJ Nygma drops to a knee in the corner, before picking him up and whipping him into the opposite corner. Loc follows in, and drives a shoulder into his midsection. Loc delivers a few more, before nailing a hard right hand chop to Nygma’s chest. Loc reaches out with his left hand, and grabs Nygma’s right, dragging him out of the corner slightly.**

Hitomi Asami: Now what does he have planned?

Mat Waters: It better be something worth watching. Otherwise my home videos of you undressing may have to keep me company.

Hitomi Asami: WHAT?!?!

Mat Waters: Oops! Did I say that out loud?

**Loc nails a kick to Nygma’s midsection, then runs at the ropes, springing off of the second, onto the top rope, and then back into the ring, latching onto DJ Nygma with a headscissors, and taking him over with a hurricanrana. The crowd start applauding as Loc holds on for the cover.**

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! THR...NO!!!

Hitomi Asami: Double jump springboard hurricanrana!

Mat Waters: Easy for you to say!

Mang-A-Hero: Great skill on the high offence there, but not enough to get a three.

**Jung hits the mat in frustration as he gets back to his feet, and grabs Nygma’s right arm again. Loc again drags the DJ to the corner, and runs onto the second rope, springing to the top, but this time, as he springs back around, he attempts an armdrag. Nygma catches the idea, and grabs hold of Loc’s other hand, kicking the champion in the shin as he lands on the mat. Both men stood, Nygma makes sure his and Loc’s hands are locked together. Nygma quickly asserts pressure, and pushes Loc back into a bridge.**

Hitomi Asami: Excellent counter by the newcomer!

Mang-A-Hero: The springboard, double jump armdrag countered by a kick to the shin? If it works!

Mat Waters: A dirty tactic. I love it.

**Kuonji bends down, and checks that Loc’s shoulders on the mat. Loc manages to use his upper body strength to raise his head off of the mat, and starts to bridge back against the pressure. Nygma soon finds himself back at a vertical base, and Loc quickly takes the momentum, bridging the challenger. Nygma manages to balance the bridge so his shoulders aren’t touching the mat. Loc realises, and quickly leaps into the air, driving both knees across the bridged up chest of Nygma, forcing the DJ’s shoulders down for the count.**

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! NO!

**Nygma manages to bridge again, to break the count. Loc again leaps to drive onto the chest of Nygma, but the DJ drops the bridge and gets his knees up. Holding Loc on his knees, Nygma uses his own momentum to push the champion back to his feet, and roll to his feet after him. Nygma quickly takes the initiative, and jumps, planting his feet on Loc’s chest and rolling him with a Monkey Flip. Loc doesn’t break the locked fingers, however, and lands flat out, head to head with Nygma. Nygma senses the stalemate, and flips his body backwards over onto Loc’s. Jung gets his knees up, and again uses momentum to push both athletes back to their feet.**

Hitomi Asami: This match just gets better and better!

Mang-A-Hero: These two are still on the early parts of their game plans! Still feeling each other out.

Mat Waters: Remind me never to hit the town with you.

**Loc jumps at DJ Nygma on this attempt, and spins in mid-air, breaking the finger locks, and applying a body scissors around Nygma’s waist. Loc rolls forward, and takes the DJ into a roll up pin.**

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO!

Hitomi Asami: Great pinning effort.

Mat Waters: It can’t be great. He only got a two!

Mang-A-Hero: But it makes Nygma exert energy to kick out.

**DJ Nygma breaks the hold, and rolls back to his feet, but turns too late as Jung Loc rolls into a armdrag, locking on an armbar as he sits out. Kuonji checks on Nygma, but the DJ manages to shift body position, and get his feet over the bottom rope. Loc breaks the hold without being told, and jumps back to his feet, nailing a few kicks to Nygma’s chest. Loc picks up his challenger, and whips him off the ropes, dropping down with a Drop Toe Hold on the return. Loc quickly floats into a reverse Fujiwara armbar.**

Hitomi Asami: Great ring positioning this time from Jung Loc. Too close to the ropes on one exchange, dead centre of the ring on the second.

Mang-A-Hero: I don’t think Loc will get a submission out of this, but it at least wears Nygma down a bit more.

Mat Waters: This match is getting boring. Anyone want anything from the refreshment stands?

Mang-A-Hero: Yeah, I’ll have a...

Hitomi Asami: SIT DOWN! You’re paid to commentate. You can go for refreshments later!

**Mat mumbles something under his breath that we can’t quite hear. Loc rolls out of the armbar, and rolls Nygma onto his back. He locks his right leg around Nygma’s left, and looks into the crowd. The crowd deliver a mixed reaction to Loc, partially in hatred of his previous actions in PURE, partially as an applause due to the excellent match put on so far. Loc slaps the leg of Nygma, and rolls forward. The momentum, and hold of the move causes Nygma to follow the roll, and snap back top the mat spine first in an almost suplex like action. Loc drops the hold and goes for the cover.**

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! NO!

Hitomi Asami: Rolling Leg Snap Takeover gets a two on DJ Nygma.

Mang-A-Hero: I’m impressed with Jung Loc. He’s increasing his arsenal of moves live on Ikusa 4!

Mat Waters: So...sleepy.

**Loc shakes his head as he stands, and lifts Nygma back to his feet. Jung quickly locks the DJ into a front face lock, and lifts him vertical, suspending him in mid-air. The crows start applauding as Loc stands upright. After spot on fifteen seconds, Loc shifts position, and drives Nygma down to the mat with a suspended Falcon Arrow. The crowd erupt into applause.**

Hitomi Asami: Shades of the Great Hayabusa with the Falcon Arrow!

Mang-A-Hero: Brilliant extension and suspension of the move. And the execution was spot on.

Mat Waters: I could go for a spot on execution right now.

Mang-A-Hero: Put your head in the stocks then.

Mat Waters: Not me!

**Loc plants Nygma to the mat, and moves him into place, before walking over to the corner. Backing into the corner, Loc steps up onto the second rope, and looks down at Nygma.**

Hitomi Asami: Another high impact move on its way.

**Loc nods his head, and leaps from the second rope onto the top rope facing outwards, in quick movement he springs back to the adjacent rope facing inwards, and flips off with a Swanton Bomb onto Nygma, floating over for the cover.**

Crowd: LOC! LOC! LOC!

Hitomi Asami: Double Jump Swanton Bomb!

Mang-A-Hero: The crowd is loving this!

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! THR...NO!

Hitomi Asami: DJ Nygma barely kicked out there!

Mang-A-Hero: Jung Loc is taking it to the top to defend his belt!

**Loc shakes his head as he breaks the pin, and slides out of the ring. The cheers of the crowd turn into a mixed reaction as he snatches Hanza Kibagame’s chair away from him, and slides it into the ring. DJ Nygma slowly gets back to his feet on the inside, and Loc, sensing the end in sight, leaps onto the top rope. Watching as Nygma stands, Loc leaps from the top, and catches a perfect Spinning Heel Kick, sending the DJ back to the mat.**

Hitomi Asami: Top Rope Spinning Heel Kick by Jung Loc!

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! THREE-NO!!! NO!

Mang-A-Hero: How in the name of all that is Kryptonite did he kick out of that?!

Mat Waters: Just end it already!

Hitomi Asami: Brilliant resilience by DJ Nygma! He’s gone through a Battle Royal and the effects of this match so far! He isn’t going to quit now!

**Jung Loc looks as DJ Nygma lays motionless on the mat, fighting for every breath. Positioning the steel chair across Nygma’s chest, he looks at the top rope, and climbs onto the apron.**

Mang-A-Hero: This could be it. The spinning heel kick is normally a set up for Lead To My Fame, Jung’s version of a 450 Splash.

Hitomi Asami: If Jung Loc hits this, especially onto the steel chair, it could be over for Nygma.

**Jung Loc starts to climb the ropes, looking into the crowd as they start to cheer again. Loc perches on the top rope, and suddenly stands up straight, taking off with a PERFECT 450 SPLASH!**

Hitomi Asami: LEAD TO MY FAME!

Mang-A-Hero: NO!!! Nygma got his knees up!!!

Mat Waters: AH RATS!

Hitomi Asami: DJ Nygma got his knees up with the steel chair! Jung Loc just took steel into his sternum! Both men are down!

Taki Kuonji: ONE!

Mang-A-Hero: What a match this has been so far! Backwards and forwards action.

Taki Kuonji: TWO!

Mat Waters: Please God someone finish this. I need to relieve myself.

Taki Kuonji: THREE!

Hitomi Asami: I’m sure the crowd really wanted to know that, Mat.

Taki Kuonji: FOUR!

Mat Waters: I mean of the tension and boredom I’ve had sitting next to Mang-A-Dork all night.

Taki Kuonji: FIVE!

Mang-A-Hero: I’m putting in a request to Jamar Wilson for a match against you next week. You’ve irritated me all evening!

Taki Kuonji: SIX!

Mat Waters: Can’t we settle it like men? Thumb wrestling?

**Both men start to stir on the mat, with Loc showing more signs of movement.**

Taki Kuonji: SEVEN!

Mang-A-Hero: You’re an even bigger wimp than your reputation makes you out to be. If that’s possible.

Taki Kuonji: EIGHT!

**Jung Loc slowly gets to one knee, and his right arm reaches the ropes. Nygma manages to roll onto his knee as well, both hands reaching out.**

Taki Kuonji: NINE!

**Nygma gets back up to a vertical base as Jung uses the ropes for leverage.**

Hitomi Asami: Both men back up. The match continues!

Mat Waters: DAMN IT!

**Jung Loc throws the first punch, but has it blocked by Nygma, who nails a right of his own. Loc again throws a punch, but Nygma retaliates. Nygma starts to fire back with rights, before nailing a chop across Jung’s chest. Loc buckles under the shot, and drops to one knee briefly. DJ Nygma helps him back up, and whips him off of the ropes, nailing a front kick on the return. Nygma runs the ropes himself, and nails a dropkick to the side of Loc’s ducked head. Nygma floats for the cover.**

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TW! NO!

Hitomi Asami: Barely a two count! Loc still has plenty of fight in him.

Mang-A-Hero: This match is taking it’s toll on both competitors. It comes down to who wants the gold most.

Mat Waters: I’ll say it again...DAMN IT!

**Nygma gets back to his feet, and lifts Loc up. Nailing a few more shots to Loc’s chest, Nygma steps back and nails a sidekick, before leaping into a hurricanrana. Loc manages to hold on to the attempt, but Nygma forces himself into a spinning position, attempting a rolling school boy, but quickly changes back and manages to pull out the Spinning Hurricanrana!**

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! NO!

Hitomi Asami: Brilliant technique by DJ Nygma. Using the fake on the rolling school boy to pull out his spinning hurricanrana.

Mang-A-Hero: This match is surpassing the half way point of the time limit. We’re on just over sixteen minutes now.

Mat Waters: No wonder I feel tired. I shouldn’t have to watch more than five minutes at a time!

**Nygma jumps back to his feet, and waits on Loc. As Jung stands, Nygma drives a shin kick into the champion’s side. Loc staggers back as Nygma nails a roundhouse kick to the side of the head. Jung Loc drops to one knee as Nygma squares up another kick to the chest. Loc, trying to fight back gets back to his feet as Nygma throws another roundhouse. Loc manages to catch the second roundhouse, and swings Nygma around. Jung then lunges at him with a clothesline, only for Nygma to duck, spin Loc round, and plant him with a spinning inverted neckbreaker.**

Hitomi Asami: Turnbuckle Slam! That’s DJ Nygma’s set up move!

Mang-A-Hero: The reMIX is due next!

Mat Waters: An ending? Goodie!

**Nygma shakes his head loose of the cobwebs, and drops for the cover.**

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! THR...NO!!!

Hitomi Asami: Loc kicked out!

**Nygma shakes his head and stands up, resting his palms on his knees as he holds his head, showing the effects of the matches he’s fought in. Jung Loc slowly starts to rise onto one knee, and Nygma starts to smile. Jung Loc starts to hold his head, with the referee checking on him. Loc shoves Kuonji away, and steps forward, but right into a heel kick from Nygma! Loc stumbles backwards and hits the ropes, bouncing forwards, only to meet a Nygma Spinning Heel Kick!**

Hitomi Asami: THE reMIX!!! This has to be it!

Mang-A-Hero: Cover him!

**Nygma pauses a second before dropping for the cover.**

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! THREE...NO!!!

**The crowd erupt into applause as Jung Loc manages to squeeze his left arm out at the last possible nanosecond.**

Hitomi Asami: JUNG LOC KICKED OUT OF THE reMIX!!!

Mang-A-Hero: This title must mean more to him than we thought!

Mat Waters: DAMNIT! END THE MATCH!

**Nygma jumps back to his feet, not believing that the champion kicked out of his finisher. The DJ grabs hold of Kuonji, and starts to shout abuse at the referee. Kuonji stands his ground, and Nygma shakes his head.**

** Nygma attempts a clothesline, but Loc ducks, and steps forward. Nygma spins around, but is met square on by a perfect superkick to the jaw!**

Hitomi Asami: Superkick!

Mang-A-Hero: Loc going for the cover!

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! NO!

**Nygma throws his shoulder up bang on two, breaking the count, as Jung rolls to his knees, punching the mat with both hands. Jung Loc quickly gets back to his feet, and runs at the ropes, leaping to the top rope. Nygma gets back to his feet, and Loc flies off with a cross body.**

Hitomi Asami: Countered!

Mang-A-Hero: Great awareness by DJ Nygma!

Mat Waters: End this!

**Loc drops to the mat from the dropkick delivered by Nygma. The DJ looks down at the fallen champion, and rushes to the corner.**

Mat Waters: Please put that chair to good use and end this!

**Nygma picks up the steel chair, and waits on Loc to get back to his feet. Nygma slams the chair on the mat a few times as Loc spins, and charges for a shot to the head, only for Loc to duck, spin around and drive the chair back into Nygma’s face with a ROARING ELBOW!**

Hitomi Asami: Credit to Masato Tanaka on the Roaring Elbow!

Mang-A-Hero: That should be it!

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! THR! NO!!!

**The crowd applaud as Nygma shoots up his shoulder, and Loc starts to argue with the ref. Loc leaves the ref alone after a few seconds, and places the chair in the centre of the ring. Loc drags Nygma over to the second corner, and nails a few open right hands to the challenger. Leaping onto the second rope, Loc grabs Nygma in a front face lock, and signals to the crowd.**

Hitomi Asami: This should put an end to this!

Mang-A-Hero: You’d think so, but after the punishment they’ve delivered to each other, can you see either one giving up now?

Mat Waters: We can only hope.

**Loc delivers an open hand to shot to Nygma’s back, and then leaps off of the second rope, aiming for a Tornado DDT. Nygma somehow manages to block the shot, and spins to his back, stepping forward, and planting Loc with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!**

Hitomi Asami: EXCELLENT COUNTER BY DJ NYGMA!

Mang-A-Hero: This HAS to be it!

Taki Kuonji: ONE! TWO! THREE! NOOOO!!!!!

Mat Waters GOD MOTHER F...

Hitomi Asami: QUIET!

Mang-A-Hero: LOC KICKED OUT OF THE NORTHERN LIGHTS!

**DJ Nygma slams his fist on the floor, not quite believing that Jung Loc kicked out again, before picking the Champion up, and whipping him into the ropes. Nygma ducks his head for a back drop, but Loc takes on a quick burst of energy, and leaps over into a Sunset Flip!**

Taki Kuonji: ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! NOOOOO!!!!!

Hitomi Asami: DJ NYGMA JUST BROKE UP THE COUNT WITH A CHAIR SHOT RIGHT BETWEEN JUNG LOC’S EYES!

Mang-A-Hero: That would have been it!!!

Mat Waters: DAMN THEM BOTH TO HIGH HELL!!!

**Nygma and Loc both collapse to their backs on the mat, Kuonji starting the ten count again.**

MAH: Man this match has been amazing, what more do they have left?!

**Around the 7 count, Nygma and Loc both rise to their feet, slugging it out with one, the punches weak yet still effective as the crowd has no idea who will pull out the win. Loc starts to get the best of the exchange, dazing Nygma with a chop to the throat as he stumbles back. Loc takes advantage of this by bouncing of the ropes, trying for a hard clothesline but missing miserably due to DJ Nygma ducking. Upon turning around, he is met with a kick to the stomach, Nygma catching him in the Fisherman’s suplex position and spinning over to the side with that Credenza move from the battle royal, the bridge hooked and Nygma’s hands locked together for the pin as Taki Kuonji drops for the count**

Taki Kuonjii: ONE…TWO…THREE!!!

**The fans jump to their feet, estatic at the win of DJ Nygma as Taki hands the PURE Jr.Weight title to the young sensation as “Crawling” the DJ Nygma remix blats over the sound system a groggy DJ Nygma holding the title high in the air as the fans cheer louder and louder for his victory**

MAH: HARD FOUGHT WIN BY NYGMA!!

Hitomi: Wait…Loc is approaching him!

Jung Loc approaches the dazed DJ Nygma violently and with one violent stroke of his arm…………

Asami: Oh my what a surprising turns of events this is.

A long hush goes through the crowd as they stare at the ring in complete awe as the mask of DJ Nygma is ripped off.

Mang-A-Hero: HOLY JEEBUS!!

Mat Waters: It’s that Spanish dude he’s crazy.

Asami: DJ Nygma has just been revealed as none other than EL ROMANTICO!

Jung Loc suddenly has a look of fear enters his wide surprised eyes. He takes one step back and murmurs to himself in a silent tone “NO”.

YES!

Match 5

The scene cuts to the hallways backstage of the arena, where flocks of reporters crowd around a single dressing room door. The murmuring goes on as the camera zooms in on the letters across the glass of the door, reading “Inphino Blitz”. Just then, as the door comes open, flashbulbs begin to barrage the Black Dragon Master as he steps out into the hallway. Millions of questions come shooting at him, but he pays them no mind as he secures the white tape across his hands. Then he holds up two fingers before his chest, drawing the crowd to a hush.

Inphino: I will only take three questions.

Before the crowd and surge up again, one man steps forward, wearing a brown fedora and a brown suit.

Man: Kenichi Fujikoma, Martial Arts Monthly… why have you decided to head up this week’s Gekito after it was supposedly cancelled this week?

Inphino: I felt that with the absence of preparation for this week’s show, I could use this event to prove a point to the world, mainly the Sports Entertainment mogul Tokyopop. With this exhibition match with El Lunes Mascara, I wish to prove the power, skill, and strength of puroresu style combat to the naysayers that doubt the entertainment value of it.

Another man jumps out ahead of the people.

Man: Tenchi Tazawa, Wrestling Fan. What are your plans to further the ongoing war of Sports Entertainment and Puro?

Inphino shrugs his shoulders as he checks on the straps of his bondage pants.

Inphino: Who knows at this point... I don’t stress trivial things like that. All that concerns my mind is training… since my initial training in wrestling has been from the Puro style, I do feel however that it’s my sworn duty to stay loyal to my training and uphold the tradition. However, seeing the overall motives of Jamar Wilson, I would say that if SE succeeded in overthrowing the traditional PURE way, then it would most definitely spark my attention. Since that has not succeeded yet, I deal with my battles accordingly…

Next, Yuri “Quest” Takayama steps forward wearing a white blouse and silver satin slacks. She smiles at Inphino before asking her question.

Yuri: Yuri Takayama, freelance reporter. With the addition of PCW’s Pharaoh to your Puroresu Deluxe team with The End, do you plan on branching out your training anytime soon in outside endeavors of battle?

Inphino cocks his eyebrow as he puts on his black trench coat.

Inphino: Puroresu Deluxe? Is that what the media is callng us?

Yuri: You betcha!

He shrugs before finishing his outfit, the black shades on his face.

Inphino: To be honeset, I’ve been receiving offers from the other WT federations, FSW, RUSH, and I’m sure there’s something from NTICW Mina’s received in the mailbox. I don’t know why all these people are asking for me to train in their companies…it’s not a big thing for everyone to watch me. I’m just your average everyday wandering lone martial artist doomed to battle to my very death.

Yuri: So are you planning on doing some work in these other companies?

Inphino: That…I cannot say.

Just then, Mina de Margo steps through the crowd, wearing black bondage pants and a red crop top. She slips on a pair of black-rimmed red shades and nods to Blitz.

Mina: It’s time…

With a nod, Inphino begins to make way through the crowd.

Inphino: With that said and done, the Black Dragon Master has spoken.

As he makes his way to through the crowd, the camera feed shifts to the ring, where thousands of fans are on their feet cheering. Sitting at the announce table is Mori Morishigi and Kobentai Kiyashi.

Kiyashi: We have ourselves an excellent show here for you today on Gekito!

Mori: Blitz is here for live action against Lunes Mascara!

Hanza Kibagame stands in the center of the ring with Taki Kuonji by his side.

Hanza: Gekito’s main event is scheduled for ONE FALL!!! Already in the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds and hailing from Spain…EL LUNES MASCARA!!

The people cheer as a black-clad individual in a black cape and white Zorro-like mask raises his white gloved hands and nods. Just then, the lights all-lower in the arena, and the fans immediately go into applause and cheer. They all clap their hands in unison for the entrance of Inphino Blitz. Their cheers lower as silence fills the arena. Then from out of nowhere, a mellow beat plays through the speakers, blue lights flashing moderately to the music. Then suddenly, smoke fills the entrance way as hard guitars roar out, and Dragon Ash’s “Glory” breaks into full beat.

Mori: Here he comes now!

From out of the smoke walks Inphino Blitz, with Mina de Margo by his side. The people all stand to their feet and cheer as he bows his head, his hand going up in a single palm prayer position. Then he and Mina dash towards the ring, sliding in and climbing up on the turnbuckles. Mina de Margo blows a kiss to the fans as Inphino claws his hands at his face and roars at the people. Mina stands by Inphino as he comes down, and the two of them stare at El Lunes Mascara in the corner next to them.

Kiyashi: Inphino looks to be ready for this. I can’t blame him…this is an anticipated battle for most of the Indy fans.

Hanza: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Mina de Margo…from Sado Island, Japan weighing in at 230 pounds…THE BLACK DRAGON MASTER, INPHINOOOOOOO BLITZ!!

Blitz steps forward and bows his head as the entire arena calls out “BLITZ!!” Mina de Margo takes Blitz’s coat and sunglasses and steps out of the ring after tapping knuckles with him. El Lunes Mascara and Inphino step into the center of the ring and stare at each other as head PURE ref Taki Kuonji checks over the limbs of both men. Then he signals that he’s ready and raises his hands between them. Inphino holds his hand out to shake it. Lunes looks down at it, and then shakes it nobly, but then holds his knuckles out over their hands. Inphino nods, and then taps knuckles with him as well. The fans applaud greatly as the bell rings.

Kiyashi: That was noble actions from both men right there. It’s that respect and honor among fighters that this war in PURE is all about.

Inphino and Lunes circle around each other slowly before locking up in the center of the ring. The two fighters stand there for a minute, testing each other’s strength before Lunes begins to back Inphino towards the ropes. Inphino stops at the ropes, and starts pushing back on Lunes. Lunes stops himself at the ropes and pushes Inphino back into the center of the ring. Just then, Inphino sweeps his legs out from under him. He goes down with him and locks in a side sleeper hold.

Mori: Inphino has an early lead in this match! He’s going to wear him down with that side sleeper hold.

Kiyashi: The fans of Sports Entertainment are ignorant to true technical skill in combat these days. All it is to them now is clotheslines, insane bumps, and power moves,

Inphino rolls Lunes over and turns the sleeper into a modified camel clutch. Lunes tries to shake off the hold, but finds putting his foot on the ropes successful than breaking free. Inphino lets Lunes go and stands back to his feet. Lunes climbs up from the ropes and turns back around, ready to fight. The two of them lock up again, but this time Lunes turns it into a go-behind. With his arms around Inphino’s waist, he pushes him into the ropes. Inphino grabs the ropes, and bumps Lunes off of him. Lunes rolls back up to his feet as Inphino comes rushing at him with a clothesline. He ducks, and Inphino bounces off the other ropes. Lunes grabs him in a tilt-a-whirl, but Inphino lands behind him. Inphino grabs him and tries a German suplex. Lunes backflips out of the move and watches as Inphino nips back to his feet. He whips around and brings his hands to his face, and the two stand off again. The fans clap as the two circle up again.

Kiyashi: Excellent display of agility there. It’s these kind of reversals are what make this style of wrestling grand.

Inphino goes to lock up again, but Lunes kicks him in his stomach. Then he whips him into the ropes and drops him with a corkscrew dropkick. He goes for the cover.

Taki: ONE…

TWO…

Shoulder up by Blitz! Lunes brings him back to his feet and throws him into the corner. Then he back up and runs at him, nailing him with a moonsault kick to the side of his face. Blitz stumbles out of the corner, straight into the arms of Lunes, who begins to assault Blitz with a series of overhead belly-to-belly suplexes!

Mori: That’s El Lunes Mascara’s Love Symphony! He executes those overhead B2Bs with excellent precision!

Finishing with the fourth overhead belly-to-belly suplex, Lunes goes yet for another pin.

Taki: ONE…

TWO…

TH-KICKOUT!!!

Blitz breaks free just before three! The fans clap as Lunes stands up and watches Inphino get back to his feet. Then he goes at him with punches to the Black Dragon Master’s head. Just then, Inphino blocks his punch and counters with a series of palm strikes to his body! The fans pop as he drops Lunes to the ground with a final palm thrust to his midsection. He stands over ELM and allows him to get back up. Lunes holds his stomach, looking winded as Blitz slowly raises his fists to his face.

Kiyashi: He allowed him to get up. No kicking while he was down, no attacks from behind as he got up. That’s respect of person and respect of fighter.

Mori: Lunes wont win by trying to brawl with Inphino. He can slug the best punches and kicks in the business.

Lunes runs at him with a clothesline, but Inphino ducks and cracks a hooking back kick into the head of Lunes. Lunes turns around as Inphino stands ready with his fists up again. Lunes runs at him again, but Inphino grabs him and throws him over the top rope with a Judo monkey flip! The fans all get to their feet and watch as Inphino backs into the ropes and looks down at his palms.

Mori: Blitz is about to get airborne!

Inphino runs for the ropes, springing on the top rope and diving off at Lunes Mascara with ENTER THE DRAGON!!! Lunes suddenly dives out of the way!! Blitz lands down on the ground hard as Lunes rolls back into the ring. Then he claps his hands as he backs into the ropes.

Kiyashi: Looks like he’s about to grab the sky as well!

Inphino gets back up just in time for a CORKSCREW SOMERSAULT SUICIDA PLANCHA FROM ABOVE!! Both men smack into the ground, but Lunes gets back up right away. He rolls Inphino into the ring and goes for the pin.

Taki: ONE…

TWO…

THRE---KICKOUT!!!

Kiyashi: Inphino with the last second save!!

Lunes shakes his head as he locks in a Sharpshooter on Inphino. Then he reaches back and grabs his head in a crossface hold! Inphino growls in pain as Lunes wrenches in the hold.

Mori: I remember seeing this move when El Lunes Mascara fought Blitz in Pamplona when they fought at the running of the bulls. He calls this the Thorns! A modified sharpshooter into a crossface!

Kiyashi: Looks like a heck of a lock there!

Taki kneels down to check if Inphino wants to break the hold. Inphino doesn’t answer, but props himself up off the mat with his arms. Then his face grows focused as he begins to strain. Lunes looks down at his arms in shock as Inphino began to slowly break free, forcing Lunes’s arms loose with the power of his legs! The fans go wild as Inphino breaks completely free and lies on his stomach as Lunes backs off. Inphino then spins up to his feet, his hips rotating so that his he lands level. Then he cracks his neck and turns towards Lunes, his fists raised to his face again!!

Kiyashi: This crowd is eating up Inphino. He’s been coming back move after move with his hands ready to fight.

Lunes looks on warily and moves in with his hands raised. He throws a punch, but Inphino kicks him in his face to counter. Then he snaps a few more kicks to his sides before knocking him back with hard body shots with his fists. Lunes backs into the ropes and looks back as Inphino grounds himself into a martial arts stance. Lunes comes back with a yell. Blitz snaps out with a roundhouse kick, but Lunes ducks underneath and jumps onto his shoulders from behind. Then he spins around and sends him flying through the air with a spinning hurricanrana!!! Blitz hits the mat hard as El Lunes Mascara gets back to his feet and blows a kiss into the air!

Kiyashi: That’s his signal to finish this! He’s calling for the Crescent Moon Kiss!

Lunes picks Blitz up and scoops him up into a fireman’s carry. Then he throws him forward for an Implant DDT, but Inphino suddenly slides underneath his left arm! Before Lunes can do anything, Inphino has his left arm caught as he locks in the LULLABY SPIKE!!! The crowd pops insanely as El Lunes Mascara immediately taps Inphino on his arm! Taki calls for the bell as Inphino releases the hold. “Glory” by Dragon Ash begins to play as the fans all cheer.

Hanza: Your winner…INPHINOOOOOO BLITZ!!

Mori: Inphino pulled out the sudden win with a Lullaby Spike out of a reversal of El Lunes Mascara’s Crescent Moon Kiss! That takes a lot of skill to counter that move!!

Mina de Margo slides into the ring and hugs Inphino. He pats her on her back before turning back to the kneeling Lunes Mascara still gasping for breath. He stands there with his arms folded, looking down at him. Then he holds his hand out towards him. Lunes looks up at Inphino slowly, staring at him for a minute. Then he takes his hand and stands up with Blitz’s help. The people all stand to their feet and clap as Inphino and El Lunes Mascara hug, two fighters showing respect after a great bout. Then Inphino and Mina leave the ring, walking back up the path to the backstage area.

Kiyashi: With that magnificent bout ended, we have been proved that the Puro style still lives on in the hearts and minds of true fighters such as El Lunes Mascara and Inphino Blitz. For PURE, I’m Kobentai Kiyashi, with Mori Morishigi…wishing you success in obtaining your dreams!

Mori: GOODNIGHT!! DON’T FORGET TO TURN IN FOR IKUSA 3 THIS MONDAY!!

The PURE 2002 log comes at the corner of the screen as Inphino Blitz points two fingers into the camera and takes aim. Then the scene fades to black as he mouths the word “BANG” silently with the fans around him audibly saying it for him.

Match 6

Hitomi: That match being the PURE Jr.Weight battle royal!

-With the announce booth now filled and the fans riled up, Hanza clears his throat, as “Last Resort” by Papa Roach plays again, the battle royal entrants heading down the aisle in single file as Hanza calls their names one by one.-

Hanza: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS THE PURE JR.WEIGHT BATTLE ROYAL…WITH THE WINNER RECEIVING A SHOT AT PURE JR.WEIGHT CHAMPION JUNG LOC LATER ON IN THE SHOW! THE PARTICIPANTS INCLUDE…DISCO DAN, “THE JEWSERWEIGHT” ILAN LEVIN, “THE DEATH STALKER” JUNZO MUTO, AGENT X, ORLANDO SCOTT, DJ NYGMA, AND DAMIAN!!

-The seven participants are now in the ring, each spread out from each other, all keeping an eye in an almost paranoid fashion on one another as the referee gets in the middle., Hanza stepping out of the ring as the ref calls for the bell, the action starting off fast and furious as an all out brawl ensues-

Hitomi: 7 man battle royal, pinfall or submission the only way you can achieve victory here!

-We cut to the left side of the ring where we find Disco Dan and Damian pummeling Orlando Scott in the corner, each taking turns with shots on him as Agent X and Junzo Muto sling The Jewserweight into the ropes, both catching him on return with a double superkick to the jaw as the young rookies falls flat to his back, holding his jaw in agony.-

Mat: We’ve got a lot of new talent in that ring, the only left over PUREist being Agent X, the vet in this match

Hitomi: The biggest rookie in this match would have to be The “Jewserweight” Ilan Levin, fresh out of wrestling school, but PURE must have believe there is something in him to sign him.

-From nowhere, when Agent X and and Junzo turn around, DJ Nygma comes sailing off the top rope, catching them both with a high crossbody block. He covers for the pin as the fans cheer heavily for the move –

MAH: 1…NO! He needs more strength than Tam-Tam of Samurai Showdown if he thinks he’s going to pin two men at once!

Hitomi: DJ Nygma, a hot PURE sensation that’s quickly caught on with PURE fans.

Mat: Look over there!

-Disco Dan gets grabbed by the arm by Damian, who slings him into Orlando to sandwich him in the corner, but Orlando catches Disco with a boot to the face, sinching his head in a DDT set up before running up the turnbuckles, pushing off of them and kicking Damian in the face before DRIVING Disco Dan’s head into the mat with a tornado DDT!-

Hitomi: BEAUTIFUL move by the single father and wondrous PURE prospect, Orlando Scott!

Mat: When they get a taste of Waters…they never go back. That’s why he’s a single father now

-DJ pummels Junzo Muto angrily, grabbing him by the hand and short clotheslining him down to the mat. He then follows with a scintillating standing moonsault, crashing across the chest of Junzo as the ref counts-

Hitomi: 1..2..NO!! Junzo with a strong kick out!

-Just as DJ gets up, Agent X kicks him in the stomach, hooking both his arms in a butterfly suplex position. He then powers DJ up, splitting his legs and dropping down with a sitout butterfly driver, DJ holding his masked face in utter pain as X prepares to cover…but “The Jewserweight” Ilan Levin sneaks up behind him, cradling his waist and arms and catching him in a Oklahoma Roll pinning combination as the ref races down to count-

MAH: 1..2..NO!! THE OKLAHOMA ROLL BY THE ROOKIE DOESN’T DO IT!

-Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Damian is recives burning right hands from Disco Dan, who then takes ahold of his arm, executes a perfect arm wrench then finishes with a crisp heel kick!-

Hitomi: STAYIN ALIVE by Disco Dan!

Mat: WHERE DID WE SIGN THESE GUYS?!

-Ilan delivers a few forearm shots to Agent X’s face, leaping up high and hitting a picture perfect dropkick that sends X down on his back. Ilan then drags X over to the corner, the young rookie climbing the top turnbuckle as the fans cheer him on, getting behind the spunky newcomer as he looks to come off with something. Just as he sets himself up, Orlando Scott comes from out of nowhere, nailing Ilan in the stomach before climbing up with him on the turnbuckle. Scott wraps his arms around the Jewserweight’s waist and takes in a deep breath, popping his hips as he BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEXES ILAN OFF THE TOP ROPE! Ilan flips high in the air, his back crashing down on the mat as he lays their limply, his young body never taking quite a move like that as Orlando is also on the mat catching his breath…but not for too long as Disco Dan mounts the second rope opposite to Orlando, shaking his hips a little to a little groove in his head, the fans heartily popping, before he leaps off with the BOOGIE WOOGIE ELBOW! The elbow crashes across Orlando’s neck, Dan too into his own groove to cover however as he decides to dance a little two step jig instead.-

Hitomi: And I thought I saw everything in wrestling…

MAH: THAT BOY’S GOT RHYTYHM!

Mat: IN WHAT WORLD?!

MAH: Cybertron –smiles-

-As Disco turns about, finishing his two step as he looks to accept accolades from the fans, Junzo Muto and Damian both grab a leg of the “Disco King”, hoisting him high into the air before HURTLING him face first to the mat with a double flapjack, Junzo rolling over for the cover as the ref counts-

Hitomi: 1…2..3!! THAT’S IT FOR DISCO DAN!

Mat: BWAHAHA, GET THAT IDIOT OUT OF HERE!

Hanza: DISCO DAN HAS BEEN…ELIMINATED!!!

MAH: AWWW MAN!!

-Disco is rolled out the ring, the funky foo fighter unaware of what happened as he is escorted to the back, the match continuing as Junzo delivers a series of burning backhand chops to the chest of DJ Nygma, backing him into a corner and proceeding to pummel at his chest and upper thighs with sidekicks galore. Each kick sounds of heinously as the fans boo the exorbitant beatdown of Nygma. Agent X looks to Junzo, the silent assassin getting down on all fours as Agent X comes rushing towards DJ Nygma at full speed from the opposite corner. Agent X leaps off his “stepping stone” Junzo, but DJ ducks in the nick of time as Agent X tries a leg clothesline, X hitting the top turnbuckle as he goes tumbling to the outside and on the floor. Nygma kicks Junzo in the stomach, dropping him to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker before looking back to the floor, bracing his hands on the corner ropes as he continues to eye Agent X.-

Hitomi: What exciting move are we gonna expect to see from DJ Nygma!

Mat: If you’d shut up, we might find out!

Hitomi: Keep pushing it Waters

-DJ tugs at the ropes, Agent X finally standing up on the outside. DJ then leaps up with amazing agility, standing up on the top turnbuckle for a split second before performing a SUNSET FLIP PLANCHA TO THE OUTSIDE AND LANDING ON AGENT X! The fans cheer wildly for the death-defying plancha, both men laid out on the floor as more action takes place in the ring.-

MAH: He must have borrowed a T-10 thruster from a Mobile Gundam Unit to get the hang time on that one!

Mat: You make Byron seem like Gordon Solie..

-Damian grabs Ilan arm, whipping his legs over the arm and wrenching back on it for a cross-armbar, the referee asking Ilan for a submission as he kicks and screaming in torture, Damian showing no mercy with the submission. Meanwhile, Orlando and Junzo are slugging it out, Orlando getting the best of the exchange as he peppers Junzo’s face with a series of punches. He then whips Junzo into the opposite corner, racing behind him. With great agility, Junzo leaps up on the middle rope of the corner he was headed for, flipping off with a moonsault and landing atop Orlando with sudden impact. He then punishes Orlando with a stiff kick to the side of the head, Orlando falling out in a heap on the mat. Junzo bats his eyes over to the outside, where he sees Agent X and DJ Nygma both trying to recover. Junzo waits patiently, both men finally making it to their feet before he springboards up on the very top rope, leaping off into the air and hitting is patented flying clothesline on both men on the floor, the fans clapping for that display of athleticism-

Hitomi: Junzo’s Decapitation to the outside!

Mat: Bad-ass match right here no doubt!

-Damian, unable to get the submission out of Ilan, pulls him up to his feet like a rag doll and shoves him between his legs. He then powers him up, at the height of the lift, DRIVING Ilan’s back into the mat while sitting out with a Japanese Powerbomb, Damian holding for the cover-

Hitomi: 1..2..NO! Ilan kicks out!

Mat: No way, he’s just a rookie, he should be out of the game!

MAH: Never say never Mat

-Damian, frustrated at The Jewserweight’s “never say die” spirit, picks his limp body up and tucks Ilan between his legs again. He signals out to the fans for the end of the young rookie, the fans booing loudly as Damian powers him up yet again, but this time…Ilan escapes the clutch of Damian and executes a BEAUTIFUL Samurai Driver, Damian caught off as his head is driven into the mat, Ilan rolling over on top and hooking both legs-

MAH: 1…2…3!!! ILAN WITH THE PIN!!

Hanza: DAMIAN HAS BEEN….ELIMINATED!!!

Hitomi: THAT LEAVES FIVE MEN LEFT IN THIS ALL OUT BATTLE ROYAL!

Mat: WHOA, DAMIAN IS PISSED!!

-Ilan raises his arm, invigorated by the tiny victory as he tries to pull himself up with the ropes…but Damian is not satisfied with what has taken place, grabbing Ilan by the legs in a wheelbarrow position and powering him up, SLAMMING him to the mat furiously with a Wheelbarrow German suplex! The PURE fans boo this sad display as he stomps out the young rookie a few times for good measure, finally satisfied enough to leave the ring, noticeably angered about his elimination-

MAH: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!

Mat: But it was sweet wasn’t it?!

-Agent X catches DJ Nygma with a few stiff forearms after the two manage to rise up, X Irish whipping the masked DJ into Junzo, the assassin downing Nygma with a blazing fast roundhouse kick. X and Junzo work together, rolling Nygma into the ring as Junzo mounts the apron, springboarding over and hitting a legdrop as he hooks the leg fro a pin-

MAH: 1..2…he can’t get it! Nygma has too much fight left!

-Agent X shortly joins Junzo in the ring, Junzo locking on a front headlock, whereas Agent X opts to clamp on a standing anklelock submission, Nygma indouble the pain as the referee asks for his answer to submission, the fans cheering on Nygma’s survival.-

Mat: NOW THAT’S A MAN IN PAIN RIGHT THERE!

Hitomi: Do you enjoy seeing hard workers get hurt or something?

Mat: Couldn’t you tell?

-Just as it looks like DJ’s hand is ready to slap the mat, unable to handle anymore of the agony, Orlando Scott intensely spears Agent X to the mat. Orlando then follows with fiery right hands, Agent X trying to cover his face as he receives a brutal pummeling. Nygma starts to draw on the crowd support, his arms shaking as he fights off the front headlock submission….reaching his feet before throwing a few right hands into the chest of Junzo. Losing his grip on the hold, Nygma bounces off the ropes, Junzo throwing a leaping spinning roundhouse but missing miserably as Nygma pops up behind him. He spins Junzo around, locking him in a Fisherman’s suplex set-up. But with great speed and impact, Nygma spins his prey to the side, slamming his back, neck, and shoulders to the mat with a awe-inspiring Credenza as the referee drops for the count-

Hitomi: 1..2…3!! We got another elimination after that beautiful Credenza!

Hanza: JUNZO MUTO HAS BEEN….ELIMINATED!!!

-Junzo rolls out the ring, holding his neck in great pain as Nygam fights to catch his breath on the inside. In the meantime, Orlando Scott has Agent X groggy and beaten in the corner, sitting him up on the turnbuckle and following shortly for what looks to be a superplex. Letting out an enthusiastic yell to the fans, Orlando attempts to superplex Agent X off the top rope, X hooking the rope under him to keep himself from flying. After a series of blows to the chest, X grabs Orlando about the head, leaping off with him as he PLANTS HIS HEAD INTO THE MAT WITH A TOP ROPE DDT!!!-

MAH: HOLY SUPER SAIENS OF SMASHING!!!

Mat: Orlando is now a permanent ring ornament!

-Agent X eagerly covers Orlando, the young PURE star out cold as the ref slams his hand down to the mat-

Hitomi: 1…2..3! That’s it for Orlando. I couldn’t fathom him kicking out of such a move.

Hanza: ORLANDO SCOTT HAS BEEN…..ELIMINATED!!!

-The ref assists Orlando out of the ring…Agent X, DJ Nygma, and The Jewserweight all that’s left…each man in their own corner as they all eye each other….each waiting for the others to make the first move. The fans are cheering loudly, thoroughly hot after such an exciting opener as each man starts to circle the ring….finally, it breaks loose, Ilan locking up with DJ Nygma, the Jewserweight catching an armbar as Agent X slips into the equation as well, taking the other arm and ringing it. Both men then ring them arm with blinding speed, the momentum making Nygma flip and hit the floor. The masked DJ rolls back up to his feet, jumping up and performing a split, kicking both men in the face before landing on his feet and clotheslining them down to the mat at the same time. Nygma then runs towards the ropes, springing off the middle rope with a moonsault and landing on both men at the same time, going for his second double cover of the match-

Hitomi: 1…2..DOUBLE KICKOUT!

-Nygma picks up Ilan, going for a body slam, but Ilan floats over to his back, then leaping up onto his shoulders and rolling forward with a Victory roll, Nygma’s legs hooked as the ref counts-

MAH: 1..2..CAN’T DO IT!! NYGMA KICKS OUT!

Mat: HERE COMES X!! BUST THEIR ASSES X!!

Hitomi: The censors are going to have a field day with you Mat

Mat: Yeah well, ************************************************************************************-deep breath-******************************************************** them too!

MAH: MY VIRGIN EARS!!

-As Ilan rolls back after the Victory Roll kickout, Agent X swoops up behind Ilan, setting him up in a pumphandle position. He then powers him up, floating him over to his shoulder and slamming him down with a Viagra Driver, hooking the leg for a pin!-

MAH: 1…2..BY THE GREAT GOKU’S GHOST, THE KICKED OUT!!

-X then gets caught with a kick to the stomach by DJ Nygma, setting him up and snapping him over with a suplex…holding the suplex as he snaps him over yet again….lifting him back up and slamming him face fist on the third as he makes the cover-

Hitomi: 1..2..NO NO NO!! What an exciting match up!

-The fans clap approvingly of the chain of near-falls they were just witness to. As Nygma rises up, Ilan leaps in the air with another beautiful dropkick, hitting the masked DJ in the chest as he stumbles into a roll up by Agent X-

Hitomi: 1…2…WAIT, NYGMA WITH THE REVERSAL!!

-DJ Nygma rolls through yet again, this time getting the rollup and bridging over him for added measure as the ref counts-

MAH: 1…2…3!!! AGENT X IS OUT!!

Mat: Man screw this…a masked DJ or a friggin rookie getting the next JR.Weight title shot…wake me up when Hitomi gets naked!

Hitomi **sighs**

Hanza: AGENT X HAS BEEN…ELIMINATED!!!

-With only two men left, Ilan rushes at Nygma with all his might, pummeling him with right hands as the fans are split between the young rookie and the masked DJ Jr.Weight sensations. The Jewserweight whips Nygma into the ropes, Ilan running off the opposite set and clocking Nygma with a flying forearm as he starts to build up steam. He waits for Nygma to rise up, throwing a wild punch but missing as Nygma ducks. Nygma then waistlocks Ilan, hoisting him up and dropping him on his shoulders and neck with a German suplex. The ref drops down to count, he’s too tired to lift his shoulder off the mat and Ilan with his shoulders down as well-

Hitomi: 1..2..3!!!

MAH: BUT WHO GOT PINNED!!

Mat: While they are figuring that out…Hitomi, what do you say me and you got to the broom closet and show you all my pins.

Hitomi: Put it this way Mat….if I wanna drive…I wanna ride a BMW…not a Matchbox

Mat: The smart chicks are always the sexiest…-sigh-

-The referee is trying to make sense of what has happened, finally he walks over to Hanza, whispering something in his ear. Hanza then announces over the arena mic-

Hanza: DUE TO THE DOUBLE PIN IN THE MATCH…THE REFEREE HAS DECIDED THAT BOTH MEN WILL BE #1 CONTENDER TO THE JR.WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AND THYE BOTH WILL GO ON LATER TONIGHT TO MEET JUNG LOC FOR THE PURE JR.HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!

-The fans cheer whole-heartedly for that decision, Nygma and Levin meeting in the middle of the ring and shaking hands in utter respect for each other. They both raise each other’s arms as the fans shower them in adoring cheers-

Hitomi: Nice decision by the ref…both men earned that win. Loc is going to be in major trouble coming up later with these two men.

Mat: Please…Loc has these two kids numbers without a question. He’s not our Jr.Weight champion for nothing!

MAH: Only the sands of time will tell if we crown a new Jr.Weight champion tonight!

Hitomi: With that, we’ll be back ladies and gentlemen with more Ikusa! Don’t go anywhere!
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Match 7

Hitomi Asami: Yes it has indeed, our boss, Alexander Miyagawa and Ebola III will be joining forces against the team of Inphino Blitz and Mang-a-Hero in a bout for the first awarding of the PURE Tag Team Titles.

Mori Morishigi: I’m hungry…

Kiyashi: I really hate this man…

Hanza Kibagame: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will determine the first PURE Tag Team Champions.

“Dragon Slayer” plays as the arena begins flashing in black and dark blue lights. Smoke fills the entrance way as Inphino Blitz and Mang-A-Hero step through the fog. Inphino cracks his joints as MAH strikes several martial arts poses.

Hanza Kibagame:Introducing first, the team of Mang-A-Hero and Inphino Blitz

Then the duo runs towards the ring, where they slide in and mount the turnbuckles, MAH raising his hands and yelling “GO GO TOKYO!!” while Blitz raises his hands at his face and roars to hype up the fans.

Next, “infected” by Bad Religion plays and the crowd cheers massively as PURE owner Alexander Miyagawa and his tag team partner, Ebola III come out of the PURE-tron and begin to walk down the ramp. They reach the ring and both hop onto the apron and spring over the ropes.

Hanza Kibagame: And introducing second, EBOLA III AND ALEXANDER MIYAGAWA!!!!

Ebola III and Mang-A-Hero take point for their respective teams as the timekeeper rings the bell. Ebola III grapples Mang-A-Hero and leads in with a headlock, swings MAH’s head and takes him down with a neckbreaker.

Kiyashi: Nice showing by the OBVIOUSLY superior team in this bout in the very beginning.

Asami: Flattery has little effect here in PURE, Kiyashi-san.

Morishigi: Where is the concession guy when you need him?

Mang-a-Hero gets to his feet quickly at this early point in the match and both men enter a grapple again. Ebola starts to gain the upper hand at first, only to be kicked in the gut by MAH. Then MAH follows up with a high flipping front dropkick to Ebola’s face.

Asami: Nice technique with that dropkick by the alien hero…

Kiyashi: He is a fool to use such flowery techniques.

Morishigi: I wish I had some sukiyaki…

Kiyashi: Quiet thyself foul dog!

Mang-a-Hero goes over to his corner and tags in Inphino Blitz. Both men go over to the now staggering Ebola and hit a double super kick to his chin. Then both execute a martial arts pose bringing their hands back then forward ala Jinsei Shinzaki and Hayabusa. Then Mang-a-Hero returns to their corner.

Asami: Nice double team effort…

Kiyashi: The greatest team in the world is only a step away from victory yet…

Morishigi: I may be fat…but at least I do not so freely and falsely praise those who employ me…

Asami: And we thought you had nothing but food-related comments Morishigi-san!

Now Blitz begins to fiercely attack the now grounded Mang-a-Hero with kicks to the midsection and chest. However, this only aids Ebola in gaining a path towards his tag partner, Alexander Miyagawa. Miya does not make his way through the ropes, he simply hops onto the top rope and nails a high springboard dropkick to the head of the shocked Inphino Blitz. Miyagawa then flips and lands on his feet.

Kiyashi: Beautiful, gorgeous and stellar footwork by our one and only leader!

Asami: You are making us wish to retch!

Morishigi: This is sooth, Asami-san!

Miyagawa then strolls to the side of Bllitz and picks him up by the rear of the head and then rolls him over sideways into a diamond cutter for a beautifully executed roll of the dice.

Kiyashi: GORGEOUS GORGEOUS MOVE!

Asami: I’m going to have to agree with you on that point, Kiyashi-san.

Morishigi: It’s the concession vendor! Boy, I am going to get me some…

Kiyashi: Pig…

Morishigi: Pork sounds good, yes…

Kiyashi: * Sigh *

Somehow, Blitz gets over to his corner and tags in his partner Mang-a-Hero. Mang-a-Hero vaults in and begins to trade punches with Miyagawa. He blocks a left cross from Miya, and while doing so, pulls something from a pocket.

Kiyashi: Is that a cherry Koolaid packet? OHH NO!

Asami: It’s probably time for…

Mang-A-Hero bites the top of the packet off and pours it into his mouth. He then spits it into Miyagawa’s face and completes the Drunken Kool-aid Mist. At this point, Ebola III has recovered and runs in without being tagged. He hits Mang-A-Hero with a brutal spinning elbow smash and knocks him to the canvas while his partner still cannot see from the sticky instant drink mix which is in his eyes and face.

Asami: The Drunken kool Aid mist….

Kiyashi: *sob* Well at least Ebola III showed his worth at some point in this match.

Miyagawa has cleared some of the mess from his eyes and now he and Ebola pick Mang-a-Hero up and whip him to the ropes opposite them. He rebounds off and it appears that Ebola III is positioned so that he can deliver a lifting face buster into Miya’s arms so that a 3D can be completed. However, Mang-a-Hero stops himself, kicks Ebola in the gut and as he bends over, MAH springboards off of his back into a cross body block on Miyagawa which takes him to the ground.

Kiyashi: NO! THE DAMNED SPIDERMAN SPLASH!

Asami: Extremely well executed athleticism!

Morishigi: *chews*

Mang-A-Hero surveys the destruction as Ebola III is forced back into his corner by the referee. The referee is therefore distracted and MAH signals for his partner Inphino Blitz to come in.

Asami: This could be the end!

Kiyashi: I cannot watch!

Morishigi: Does anyone have some soy sauce?

Blitz goes up to the top rope, presses his palms together in a prayer fashion, and flies off with a 360-rotating Swanton Bomb onto the red-faced Miyagawa and then sits in the corner as MAH hits a diving head butt from the top rope into the groin area of Miyagawa. The fans are explode, and the referee turns around to see the situation.

Kiyashi: That slow fool!

Asami: I believe the match is over now…with the use of the Dragon Drive Z….

Morishigi: ALMOST TIME TO REALLY EAT!

Mang-A-Hero grabs a leg and pins Miyagawa and the referee begins to count….

1…

2…

Ebola III has already left the side but is too late as the final count is made…

3….

The referee calls for the bell and raises the hands of Blitz and Mang-A-Hero

Hanza Kibagame: Our winners and new PURE Tag Team Champions….INPHINO BLITZ AND MANG-A-HERO!

The PURE2002 logo appears in the top right hand corner as the new Tag Team champions raise their hands held aloft


  • Classic PURE Vol. 1, #2: Matsumoto Stadium, in Nagano, Japan on Sunday the 28th of April
  • Classic PURE Vol. 1, #2: Matsumoto Stadium, in Nagano, Japan on Sunday the 28th of April
  • Testing
  • Expo '70 Stadium, in Osaka, Japan on Sunday the 14th of April
  • PURE v2.0 Ikusa 3 from Ikusa Hall at Osaka, Japan
  • Gekito 3 from Ya-yoi Gym in Kawasaki, Japan
  • Gekito 2 from Mitsurgi Recreational Center in Ahkibara, Japan
  • Gekito 1 from Okata Gym in Osaka, Japan
  • PURE v2.0 Ikusa 2 from Ikusa Hall in Osaka, Japan
  • PURE v2.0 Ikusa 1 from Ikusa Hall in Osaka, Japan
  • Sapporo Dome in Sapporo, Japan on Sunday the 16th of June
  • Yamagata Park Stadium in Tendo, Japan on Sunday the 4th of June
  • Komazawa Olympic Stadium, in Tokyo, Japan on Sunday the 19th of May
  • Matsumoto Stadium, in Nagano, Japan on Sunday the 28th of April