"Puroresu..."

Jung Loc: It's not just professional wrestling..

The End: It's a way of life....

Deacon: It's about respect...

The HIT: Honor...

Mang-A-Hero: Dignity...

Jacob Arawn: Class....

"Puroresu...wrestling, at its finest. Tonight, we return to the wars of PURE...we return, to Ikusa.."

-"Spy Break" by the Propellerheads

**Ikusa Hall lights up with a group of laser beams scanning the arena. Red, blue, and yellow pan the crowd, 3500 strong as they rabidly cheer for the start of PURE. The Japanese fans have come alive, cheering madly. With the show starting, ironically, we find missing from the announce position the normal trio of announcers, being Hitomi Asami, Mat Waters, and Byron Calver; two of them taking part in the commentary tag match coming up and Hitomi the referee for what should be a fun, if not untechnically sound, match. In their place for the moment, sits none other than PURE’s 20% owner and cocky media supervisor, Jamar Wilson. Alongside him, caring not to take a seat in the chair provided for her, but preferring the comfort of Jamar’s lap, sits the sexy and vivacious Melina Gotabody. The two smile at the camera with their own separate devilish smirks, Jamar welcoming the at home via his headset after Melina fixes his tie playfully, both waiting for the fans to settle down with their booing before finally addressing the audience to open the show**

Jamar: WELCOME ALDIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE MOST ENTERTAINING SHOW IN ALL OF JAPAN….PURE: IKUSA!! I’m your dashing, intelligent, witty, and cosmically crunk part owner and host, Jamar Wilson…

Melina: And on his lap is his sexy, Latina, secretary, Melina Gotabody! I must say, this sure beats that uncomfortable chair they set out for me baby…

Jamar: Well Jamar’s here for you as always babe. Now as most of you know, Mat Waters and Byron Calver will be battling it out for the chance to hold onto their Ikusa broadcasting privileges against former PURE version 1 commentators, Mori Mishagi and Kobentai Kiyashi.

Melina: Why do I get the feeling this will be NOWHERE near Benoit/Gurerruo versus Jericho/Saturn?

Jamar: Because it’s “UNTRAINED COMMENTATOR CHAOS”, and that’s just a SAMPLE of what we have for you tonight! Now lets kick things off with our opening match!

**”Spy Break” by The Propellerheads, the Ikusa theme, blasts across the arena as the fans cheer heartily for the Gekito announce duo of Kobentai Kiyashi and Mori Mishagi, the two posing at the top of the ramp in matching blue sweats and “PURE-ification” t-shirts as the two play to the crowd, receiving hearty love from the Ikusa Hall crowd. Kiyashi takes a slow stride down, Mori looking a little “out of shape” to be competing, but nevertheless showing much enthusiasm as he wallows down the aisle, slapping hands on the way towards the ring**

Ring Announcer: INTRODUCING FIRST IN THIS BARENAKED WOMEN LUMBERJACK TAG MATCH FOR THE MAIN IKUSA COMMENTARY SPOTS….BOTH COMMENTATORS FOR GEKITO….KOBENTAI KIYASHI AND MORI MISHAGI!!

**The fans roar yet again loudly, the two entering the ring as Kiyashi mounts one of the turnbuckles and raises his arms high, Mori struggling with getting between the ropes due to his massive girth and already looking winded just from the walk down the aisle, the camera also catching main chair commentator, Hitomi Asami, in tight black pants and the PURE referee shirt, doing the honor’s of calling this match.**

Melina: Someone’s been overdoing the “Slim Slow” diet

Jamar: That’s my witty little thing. I expect this match to be nothing short of classic….non-stop…..FUNNY A** SH**!! Wait, can I say that in a “puro” fed….well…I could care less because if the fans don’t like it, I can pull the plug on their stars in NO TIME

Melina: I love it when you get all drunk on power…makes me all…naughty

Jamar: Hehe…

**”Self Esteem” by the Offspring rips across the arena as the fans roar yet again even more loudly, the duo of Mat Waters and Byron Calver yet to make their appearance yet at the top of the aisle, the PURE fans still awaiting their arrival. Suddenly, the fans pop loudly as an entourage of lovely Asian beauties in scantily clad clothing from bikini’s and dresses begin to prance out from the entryway, the large entourage of beauties getting longer and longer as they make a single file line towards the ring, reaching in the heights of 20 before finally, the last two women, which would stop the total at 22, make their way out respectively on the arms of Mat Waters and Byron Calver. Mat is ecstatic about the entourage, flashing a giddy smile towards his lovely armpiece as he strides down the aisle with a cocky and confident swagger. On the other hand, Byron is red in the face, overcome with joy about being so close to a girl as he almost trips up many times down the aisle with the lovely Asian beauty by his side.**

Ring Announcer: AND THEIR OPPONENTS….THE IKUSA ANNOUNCE TEAM ALONGSIDE HITOMI ASAMI…..MAT WATERS AND BYRON CALVER!!!

Jamar: AWWWWW…..Byron touched a girl…

Melina: Can I go puke now?

Jamar: I don’t think it’d draw ratings baby, hold it in,

**At the very bottom of the aisle, the ladies separate from the two “gaijin” announcers and the two slide into the ring, looking ready to battle for their spots as the bevy of beautiful lumberjacks surround the ring. The bell rings, Byron and Mori each going to their respective corners as Kiyashi and Mat remain within the ring, meeting up in the center as they stare at one another face to face**

Jamar: STAREDOWN…..

Melina: OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

Jamar: Rating analysis shows everything with “DOOM” on it raises it’s effectiveness by 20%

**The tense moment is finally broken, Kiyashi shooting for a lock-up, but Mat immediately bails on the lock up, throwing himself through the middle ropes to the outside before the feet of the Asian beauties on the right side of the ring. The girls giggle, swarming him and playfully spanking him and rubbing him in motivation to get him back in the ring. Hitomi, Byron, Mori, and Kiyashi all fold their arms, shaking their heads in shame of Mat’s perverse antics as he continues to refuse to enter the ring so he may bask in the provocative touches of the ladies.**

Jamar: Mat Waters using classic ring strategy, calling upon the power of the scantily clad women

Melina: When was that strategy ever used?

Jamar: Like I know, but did it sound smart?

**Finally, Kiyashi gets tired of waiting, storming to the outside and pounding on Mat with sloppy punches to his face as Mat goes stumbling onto the ground. Kiyashi aggressively tosses Mat back into the ring, sliding in and dropping a weak elbow drop over the chest of Mat as he then follows with a series of stomps, raising his arms in the air as if the match was already won as the fans boo slightly. Kiyashi lifts up Mat, slinging him into the corner and following with up with a surprisingly intense clothesline as Mat crumples to the mat. Kiyashi leaps about cockily, waltzing over to his corner as he tags in the plump Mori**

Jamar: TAG TO THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY!! THE DOUGHBOY!! THE DOUGHBOY!!

Melina: PUPPIES!!!

**After a few seconds of struggle with the ropes, Mori finally makes it through as Kiyashi pulls Mat from the corner and clothesline him back down, Mori taking a short bounce off the ropes and leaping HIGH into the air for a big splash, FLATTENING Mat as all the air seems to squeeze out of his chest, Kiyashi going back to his corner as Byron looks worried for his Ikusa partner, Hitomi dropping down to make the count as Mori covers**

Jamar: 1…2..NO!! Mat kicks out from the COMMENTATOR FAT MAN SPLASH…

Melina: OF DOOOOOOOOM!!

Jamar: God I love this woman….

**Mori is surprised by the kickout, lazily rising back up to his feet and working up the wind yet again as he looks to the ropes and signals for the big splash one more time, taking a short bounce off the ropes yet again and leaping up high for the big splash….BUT MISSING spectacularly as Mat rolls out of the way, the rolly polly announcer looking in utter pain as the two look like they’ve just wrestled a 30 minute epic, Mat crawling to his corner and Mori crawls to his, Byron looks timid in his corner, looking kind of scared to enter the ring as Mat begins his crawl, the fans still chanting for the meek announcer**

Crowd: BYRON!! BYRON!!! BYRON!! BYRON!!

Jamar: And the people wonder why I plan what’s entertaining…they don’t even know the right people to cheer for.

Melina: You tell em’ baby

**Mori looks to be crawling at a slugs pace, Kiyashi pulling a Snickers bar from his sweatpants pocket. The chocolate, caramel, and peanut treat motivates Mori to new heights, the bulky announcer crawling just a little faster to reach his treat, whereas on the other side of the ring, Mat is crawling with all his might to make the tag. Trying to pull himself up, he notices the petite posterior of one Hitomi Asami, doing the only thing Mat Waters would do in this situation….sinking his hands into the pillowy soft buttocks of Hitomi as she screams in an outrage. Mat pulls himself up to one knee using her posterior, letting go as he dives and slaps the hand of Byron, who looks shocked he even made it and looks scared to even step in. At the same time, Mori tags Kiyashi, Mori snatching the Snickers from Kiyashi as he rests in the corner and devours the treat. Byron attempts to make an escape the other way but he is stopped short by three of the Asian beauties, all of them showering Byron with kisses**

Jamar: WAIT…WHAT’S GOING ON?!

**Suddenly, Byron looks filled with energy, sliding within the ring with a sudden burst of courage as he stands face to face with Kiyashi. Kiyashi throws another sloppy punch, Byron no-selling the blow and shaking his fists, reminiscent of a certain red and yellow World Champion of a very popular company. Kiyashi nails Byron yet again, the usually meek commentator shaking his fists harder and this time shaking his head**

Melina: OH MY GOD…HE’S NERD-ING UP!!

Jamar: BYRON-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!! BYRON HAS BEEN POWERED BY THE KISSES OF THOSE HOOCHES ON THE OUTSIDE!!

**Kiyashi, obviously not brushing up on enough Hogan tapes, makes the fatal mistake of throwing another blow, the strike landing and Byron wagging his finger towards Kiyashi as the Gekito announcer begins to back pedal. Byron throws a punch, rocking Kiyashi….and another which sends Kiyashi walking about the ring in a painful daze, Byron shaking his fists harder as he then grabs the arm of Kiyashi and slings him into the ropes. Upon return, Byron raises his foot crotch level, Kiyashi ramming his crotch RIGHT into the “big boot” of Byron as he crumples to the mat, Byron slapping his hands together three times before bouncing off the ropes, leaping high into the air and outstretching his legs as he drops a BIG LEG across the neck of Kiyashi, making the cover**


Jamar: WILL THE BIG BOOT AND BIG LEG COMBO DO IT?!

Crowd: 1….2….3!!!!

Melina: HOGA…I MEAN BYRON DID IT!! MAT AND BYRON STAY IKUSA’S SECOND AND THIRD CHAIR COMMENTATORS!!

**Mori is too enthralled in devouring his Snickers to pay any attention to all that has just taken place, Byron rising up with his arm raised by Hitomi as the bevy of Asian beauties and Mat storm the ring, all celebrating heartily as the crowd goes wild for the sloppy, but fun match. Byron, Mat, and the lovely ladies all make their exit together, the ladies swarming the two “gaijin” commentators and showering them with kisses as they head to the back, Hitomi following behind shaking her head in just utter disbelief of this match’s stupidity. As the victors take their leave, Jamar sets his headset down and takes a mic in hand, coming from behind the announce table and addressing the losers of the match, Mori and Kiyashi, his tone ominous and obviously not the kind that leads to anything good**

Jamar: Well guys….guess you didn’t get those PURE spots back eh? Well it’s all good because we’re not just gonna let you leave empty handed. Oh no….we fully intend to hand you something….THAT BEING YOUR ASSES!! Boys…let’s say farewell to our Gekito announcers!!

**Mori and Kiyashi stand dazed in the ring, wondering what’s going on, when suddenly all is clear….as Enmity, Jung Loc, and Ali Khadaffi come racing down to the ring with looks of authority on their faces. He three storm the ring, immediately coming in and pummeling the defenseless duo as Jamar sets back against the announce table, laughing heartily as he watches Ali tuck Kiyashi between his legs, Jung Loc climbing up the turnbuckle…**

Jamar: ENTERTAIN THEM GUYS, SHOW ME SOME OF THAT SPIKE PILEDRIVER!!

**Loc throws the thumbs up to Jamar on the outside, leaping off intensely as he DRIVES the head of Kiyashi down into the mat with a spike piledriver Kiyashi out cold as the camera pans to the other side of the ring, where we find Enmity DDTing the pudgy Mori furiously**

Jamar: OOOO, nasty DDT by PURE’S BIG THING…ENMITY!! Show me if he has any bone in that lard-ass body Enmity, RIP HIS ARM OFF!!

**The fans boo angrily, not wishing to be “entertained” like this as Enmity simply nods to his employer, stalking over Mori’s fallen body and slapping on a Fujimara armbar, Mori screaming like a little girl as Enmity wrenches back further and further on the arm**

Melina: NOW THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT!!

**Jamar simply smiles, watching the carnage within the ring and eyeing the three men happily as he tips the mic back to his lips, addressing the rabidly booing crowd as he says**

Jamar: Ladies and gentleman….THIS is the future of PURE….the future of ENTERTAINMENT within PURE. I have hand-picked this squad…all capable of bringing you the quality matches and drama you will learn to enjoy. This “puro” stuff….I don’t care, it’s all about the “E” in PURE…the entertainment! And now I have brought you just that….PURE ENTERTAINMENT!! So bow down to what will be the new driving force of PURE…the force that will lead to destroying Sean’s old school ways of thinking, and lead this federation into the future! YOU CAN THANK ME LATER!!

**The fans boo angrily, this group now known as PURE Entertainment standing within the ring with arms raised high, the damage done as Melina reaches over the announce desk and softly kisses her devilish counterpart, the show cutting to commercial with Ali, Loc, and Enmity, each mounted on a turnbuckle with arms outstretched as the threat to PURE has been made clear.**


Cutting to backstage, the camera locks upon the dressing room of the man known as Inphino Blitz. He stands against the wall with his arms folded, his black trench coat draped over a chair next to him. Pacing back and forth before him was Mina de Margo, dressed in a pair of black bondage pants, a red crop top, and black suspenders. Her black and red hair was clipped back, with a few strands hanging over her face.

Mina: This isn’t good…I don’t like this set up.

Inphino shrugged, his eyes still closed.

Inphino: We never ask for the hand we’re dealt…we’re only asked to play it.

Mina: If that’s the case, I want a re-deal. This whole Sports Entertainment thing is nothing but a mockery on PURE…what’s the purpose of being a PURORESU federation if there’s going to be SE activity?

Inphino: It has been said that two heads are better than one, but this is a situation where one body needs one head. If there are two heads, but with different minds, there is disharmony. Therefore, either both minds need to fall upon one accord, or one of the heads needs to be cut off from the body.

Mina nodded, stopping to look at him.

Mina: You’re right! Therefore our position is set within this battle. Puro against SE…and we’re PURE through and through. After all…the name is PURE, as in PURORESU…not SURE, as in Sports entertainment.

Inphino sighed at her comment. She held out her arms to question him.

Mina: What? It sounded cute in my head…

Just then, there was a knock at the door. Mina walks over and opens it. In walked The End, and Sandy Wong. End was in his all black attire, like Inphino Blitz, except Blitz wore black bondage pants and white tape on his hands. Sandy was dressed in a pair of black pants with a black tank top and a white unbuttoned blouse. Inphino lifts his head up, looking upon his opponent tonight. End stopped before him as Wong looked on at Mina, who flanked Inphino’s side.

End: I came here to apologize for last week.

End bowed deeply before Inphino, with Sandy following suit. Mina looks on at Inphino, who kept his eyes locked on End.

End: I apologize for the disrespect that took place, and that I could not stop it. Please accept my apology.

Inphino snaps forward with amazing speed, and lightly taps End on his head. End stands up tall as Inphino folded his arms again.

Inphino: Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow.

Wong: We are far from your opponents, Inphino. We may be on opposite sides tonight, but we are with you in this fight.

Mina: Then we are to take it that you’re fighting for the honor of Puro as well.

End: That is correct.

He held his hand out for Blitz to shake. Inphino looked down at his hand before looking on at The End. Then he took his hand in his, shaking it tightly.

Inphino: For the honor, then.

End: For the honor. Good luck tonight, friend.

End and Wong walk out, leaving Blitz and Mina watching them.
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**As we return to the show, the ring announcer entering the ring ready to announce the next match, but attention is taken off the ring for the moment as we look to the crowd, the young man from last week who was a victim of Jamar’s “Your Fired” stipulation having a FOURTH ROW ticket, that man being Siena as the PURE fans recognize him from last week, cheering him loudly as he brandishes a sign reading “WHERE’S MY 401K PLAB BOSS?!”. The camera is quickly taken off of him, trying to avoid giving attention to a “former employee” as they cut back to the ring The ring announcer raises the microphone to his mouth and the crowd’s eyes are locked on the ring.**

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen...the following match will be a first round match-up for the Ultimate Junior Heavyweight Tournament! It will pit PURE’s own Zander McCain...against CCW’s Kyle Lamen!

**The crowd goes into a frenzy because from what they’ve seen, the first round matches are always spectacular. The ring announcer motions for the crowd to quiet down so he can introduce the combatants.**

Announcer: Introducing first...ZANDER MCCAINNNN!

**McCain makes his way to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks over to the far corner and begins stretching.**

Announcer: And his opponent...KYLE LAMENNN!

**Lamen’s music hits but what’s this? There is no Kyle Lamen emerging from the back. A stage man runs down the ramp and enters the ring and walks over to the ring announcer. He whispers something to the announcer’s ear and then makes his way out of the ring, and back to the locker room area.**

Announcer: Apparently Kyle Lamen is unable to make it here this evening do to flight problems. But no need to fret! We have found a replacement!

**The crowd goes into a dead silence and ponders whom they could find in such short notice.**

Announcer: And Zander’s new opponent is...TIM WALDENNN!

**Walden rushes to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. The crowd goes nuts and the ring announcer exits the ring quickly. The two lock eyes and the cameras cut to the commentary table. Hitomi, Byron, and Mat sit there stunned.**

Calver: Wow! Can you believe this!?

Waters: No...no I cannot. Instead of having to watch two goofs...we now have to watch one goof and Walden! Man this is getting bad...

Asami: This should be good!

**The bell ring, the cameras cut back to the ring, and the two lock horns. McCain takes the advantage by delivering a lightning-quick knee to the stomach. Walden curls over and McCain drops him with a DDT. McCain taunts to the crowd and they give a good pop.**

Calver: Great start by Zander! He’s another up-and-coming star but Enmity seems to have taken the spotlight...

Waters: Enmity deserves that spotlight, you idiot! Anyone willing to end someone’s career without thinking twice, deserves the attention...

Asami: Stay focused on the match...

**While McCain still sucks up to the crowd Walden takes him down with a lightning-quick move of his own. But instead of a DDT, it’s a leg sweep. McCain goes down in a heap and Walden rolls over him with the cover. The ref gets down...**

Calver: Not even a 2!

**Walden gets up, with Zander in hand. He puts Zander under his arm, hoists him into the air, holds up completely upright for a few seconds, then brings him crashing down to the mat with a suplex.**

Calver: What a stalling suplex!

Waters: Bah! I’ve seen better...

Asami: I’m sure you have...

Waters: What was that? You love me? Oh I know....

Asami: PLEASE! Get real!

**Walden jumps to the ground and locks in a modified sleeper hold. Zander’s face begins to turn red and the crowd starts to stomp their feet.**

Asami: Looks these fans are getting behind McCain...

Waters: Of course they are! Nobody wants this match to end with a sleeper hold...

**Walden locks it in even tighter but Zander brings both of them two their feet and starts elbowing Walden in the face. Walden breaks the hold and McCain super kicks him.**

Calver: Yes! Another great offensive move by McCain...

**It only phases Walden, not even sending him to the ground. Walden charges McCain and takes him off his feet with a clothesline. With McCain on the mat, Walden drops repeated elbows into an already winded opponent.**

Calver: Things aren’t looking too good for Zander...

Waters: I’m actually rooting for Walden! I can’t bare to watch this match go on any longer!

**Walden picks up McCain again and looks to be going for a power move but it’s reversed by Zander and a dropkick. Zander climbs to the top rope, again taunts to the crowd, and pays for it. Before McCain can leave the top rope Walden pushes him to the outside, sending him jaw first into the barricade.**

Waters: I just remembered something!

Calver: You actually left pants on?

Asami: Hahaha...

Waters: No! This is still a No DQ match! WHOO!

**Walden rolls to the outside and picks McCain up to his feet. He slings him face first into the ring post and opens him up.**

Waters: YES!!

**Walden walks over to the announce table and picks up a steel chair. He begins to walk over to McCain’s area but he is no where to be found. While Walden was getting his “accessory,” McCain got up and climbed to the top rope. He leaped down onto Walden with a body press sandwiching the chair between the two.**

Waters: Now that’s a man sandwich! You really like that, don’t you Byron?

Calver: **muttering** Screw you...

**McCain runs over and grabs a chair of his own. Simultaneously the two slide into the ring, chairs in hand. They are both facing outwards looking around for one another.**

Calver: What the?

Asami: What are they...

Waters: IDIOTS!

**They turn and lock eyes again. They charge at one another and swing. SMACK! They hit each other at the same time, in the face, sending the crowd into an uproar.**

Waters: HOLY SHIT!

Calver: Wow...

**They fall with arms over one another. The ref gets down for the count...**

Calver: 1....2....3!! The match is over!

Waters: But who wins?

**The referee raises both man’s hands and the crowd sits in shock. After a few moments of being dumbfounded, the crowd cheers and boos.**

Calver: I guess they both win...

Asami: So they both advance?

Calver: **shrugs** I guess so...

Waters: What the hell!?

**The referee can be seen on the outside, consorting with the ring announcer as the two seem to be coming to an agreement on something, the ring announcer nodding before raising the mic to his lips and addressing the crowd**
Ring Announcer: The referee has decided….due to a double pin….that BOTH Zander McCain and Tim Walden will be allowed to advance within the PURE Ultimate JR.heavyweight tourney!

**The fans cheer loudly, obviously respecting the decision as they show great appreciation for both men’s efforts. Zander looks to a sweaty and winded Walden, outstretching his hand to him as Walden eyes it curiously first…before finally taking it within his as the fans let off a huge cheer, each man exiting the ring separately**

Byron: WOW, what a night already….me and Mat keeping our jobs, the formation of PURE Entertainment, and the DOUBLE ADVANCE of both Zander McCain and Tim Walden, what a show we’ve got so far!

Mat: I want another match again…then maybe we can get love form those women again, they make wrestling worth it!

Hitomi: ….

Mat: Aww don’t worry Hitomi, you can give me a back rub too!

Hitomi: When we return, we still have Darkstar vs. Jason Arawn, and later to come, the big main event pitting Ali and Inphino Blitz, versus The End and Jung Loc! We’ll be back!

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**When we return, we are backstage in what appears to be a tense moment….silence overtaking a small area backstage where we find PURE President, Sean Williams, looking in deep thought as he stands against the wall, looking as if a million thoughts are racing through his head. But he is not alone…in front of him stands two of PURE’s biggest stars…The End and Inphino Blitz, the two looking at their boss with worry as he just stands silent for what seems to be an endless moment. Finally, Sean musters the will to speak, his broad voice demanding respect and the kind of a dignified leader, End and Inphino listening carefully**

Sean: I’m sure you two have just seen what I’ve seen….and I’ll be honest with you…it’s scary. Jamar Wilson and this “PURE Entertainment” stuff is threatening our way of wrestling…our way of life. When I bought this company, I expected wrestling at its finest, not the crap he has shoved down the throats of the workers and the fans. I REFUSE to sit back and let him barrel me over, which is why for one I have made sure MY surprise is ready in case anything should go wrong. Second…you two need to realize something…your true enemies are the ones you are tagging up with tonight…DO NOT let the thirst for victory overshadow the bigger picture….survival.

**Inphino and The End nod, Sean rubbing his chin sternly as The End takes in a deep breath, replying to the honorable head of PURE**

End: We are at war boss…but this is a war we refuse to lose. PURE will survive, no matter the costs and it will survive by wrestling and honor….no matter the cost.

**Blitz folds his arms after brushing back a loose strand of his silky dark hair, his soft voice conveying smooth intensity as he says**

Blitz: No matter the cost Sean, we’re with you. We will not let him mutilate and rape this beautiful thing. The war has begun…

**Sean, Inphino, and The End place their hands in a mock triangle, one hand over the other as they all stand tall…all sharing the same love and protective nature for puro. With this pact made, Blitz and End part their separate ways to get ready for their match, Sean still within the hall and standing alone with his thoughts**

Sean: If we lose….God help us all.

**We cut back to the arena, the ring announcer enters the ring, microphone in hand, ready to call the contestants down for the next match. He motions for the crowd to calm down a little bit so he can begin the announcing.**

Ring Announcer: The following match is a William’s Choice! He has opted for this to be a singles match. Competing will be Cianan and “Quick Fix” Keith Winston! Coming to the ring first...CIANANNNN!

**Cianan runs to the ring and slides under the bottom rope as the crowd pops for this speedy high-flyer.**

Ring Announcer: And introducing his opponent...KEITH WINSTOOON!

**Winston makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction and calmly, but determinedly, enters the ring facing his counter-part. The camera cuts from the ring to the announce table where Hitomi is joined by the ever popular Byron Calver and Mat Waters.**

Waters: WHOOO! This is must be your likely night Hitomi...you get to be joined by none other than “The Long Fix” Mat Waters.

**He smiles at the camera as Byron just sits there and shakes head. The camera cuts back to the ring and bell sounds.**

Calver: I have to say, there is no other place I’d like to be sitting right now, watching the Ultimate Junior Tournament.

Waters: I know one! Sitting in Hitomi’s lap!

Asami: Please Mat...not tonight. It was bad enough I had to ruin a couple of men’s dreams by sending them to Gekito. I don’t need to put up with you right now.

Waters: Fair enough...

Calver: Let’s get to the match!

**The two lock up and Winston gets the advantage this time with headlock. Cianan slings Winston into the ropes and sends him to the mat with a dropkick.**

Calver: Hopefully this turns to out to be a great show of athleticism!

Waters: BAH!

**Cianan delivers a lightning-quick splash and goes for the pin. The ref gets down for the count...**

Calver: 1...oh! only a 1 count...

Asami: I think it’s a little too early to be going for the cover...

**Winston kicks out and drives his boot right into Cianan’s gut. Cianan falls over Winston takes control. With Cianan on the ground, Winston decides it’s time to try and wear him out. He looks in a side leg lock in the center of the ring.**

Calver: Winston’s going to wear him down, here...

Waters: He should lock in a crotch vice! That’ll wear down any man!

Asami: Mat, you have got to be kidding me...

**With his other foot, Cianan breaks the hold by kicking Winston in the jaw. Winston stumbles back, giving Cianan enough time to drive him to the mat with a leg sweep. Cianan quickly gets to his feet, and delivers a flipping leg drop across Winston’s neck. The crowd goes nuts at the great move.**

Calver: Wow! What a great execution by Cianan! He really knows his stuff...

Asami: I’ll say...

**Cianan picks up Winston and drops him back down with a snap suplex. He rolls over and goes for the cover. The ref gets down...**

Calver: 1...2...no! Winston kicks out just in time!

Waters: That was close...

**Cianan quickly gets up and flies right back down into Winston’s chest with an elbow drop. He tries another pin...**

Asami: 1...no! Not even close...

Calver: Cianan needs to do A LOT more if he wants to keep Winston down...

**Winston mounts a comeback by raking the eyes of Cianan. He whips into the turnbuckle and begins to chop away the bare chest of Cianan.**

Waters: WHOOO!

**And just like Waters did, with every thunderous chop the crowd sends out a deafening ‘whoo.’ Suddenly, something sparks inside Cianan and you can see a fire burning in his eyes.**

Waters: What the!?

Calver: Looks like Cianan is ready to take this match in a whole new direction!

**Another chop by Winston only ignites the fire even more. But now, with every chop executed on Cianan, it is returned to Winston with the same amount of force. Chop after chop, back and forth. And with every one the crowd shows its approval.**

Asami: This is getting interesting. Neither competitor seems to have the upper hand...

**Winston quickly slows down the momentum by clotheslining Cianan over the top rope. It stops the crowd’s cheers dead in its tracks and the referee begins his count.**

Ref: 1...

Calver: Uh oh. Cianan but re-gather his marbles and get back in the ring...

Ref: 2...

Waters: This sucks! This match better not end in a count out.

Ref: 3...

Ref: 4...

**Cianan gets back to his feet but has no time to spare. He tries to shake off the effects of the clothesline and finally realizes that he’s not in a very good position.**

Ref: 5...

Ref: 6...

**Cianan slides into the ring but Winston makes sure the match stays in his favor by stomping his head into the mat.**

Calver: What a cheap shot! Winston isn’t even man enough to let Cianan up so it’s a level playing field...

Waters: Cheap? Are you kidding me!? That’s brilliant!

**Winston goes for another but Cianan grabs his foot and snaps Winston over his own body with a great amount of strength. Cianan picks Winston up and sends him into the ropes, and then lowers his head.**

Calver: That’s not a good idea, Cianan!

Asami: It was looking good for him too.

Waters: HAHAHA. What an idiot!

**Winston runs right into Cianan and hooks his arms behind his back. Winston raises Cianan in the air and looks as if he is going to drive Cianan right into the floor.**

Calver: If Winston can pull this off...it’s over. This powerbomb will be using most of Cianan’s momentum against him....

**Winston begins to send Cianan into the mat but on the way down Cianan hooks Winston’s legs and flips him over with a hurricanrana. Being the thinker he is, Cianan makes sure the legs stay hooked for the pin.**

Waters: HOW THE!? WHAT THE!?

Calver: 1...2...3!!! Cianan wins it. Cianan picks up the win over Winston with a stupendous reversal!

**Cianan quickly slides out of the ring and raises his own hands in victory. The crowd goes ecstatic and Winston beats his fist against the mat in anger.**

Asami: Well that does it for this match!

**The ring announcer gets back in the ring but stays clear of Winston.**

Ring Announcer: Your winner...CIANANNN!

**As Cianan makes his way to the back, still soaking up the victory, a man begins to part the front row crowd angrily, the camera taking focus on the person as it appears to be none other than the aforementioned man fired from PURE, Siena. He rushes the ring, sliding in sinching the head of Quick Fix, driving his head to the mat with a DDT with no second thought as he angrily stomps about the ring, the fans cheering the hard luck superstar who’s career was ended before it had a chance to begin as he rolls Winston over and begins to mount the top rope.**

Mat: SIENA WAS FIRED!! THIS IS BLATANT ASSAULT BY A CIVILIAN NOW!!

Hitomi: Are you condoning what Jamar and Melina did, ending this young stars career?

Mat: He knew what hew as getting into before he stepped in the ring, he lost his job, now he needs to live with it!

**Siena raises his arms in the air, the crowd in awe as he leaps off the top with a spectacular somersault in the air, landing with great impact as he destroys the neck of Winston with a beautiful somersault leg drop. With that, Siena rolls the now battered PURE entrant out of the ring, the fans cheering him loudly as he seems to be daring someone to move him from the ring.**

Byron: SIENA MAKING A STAND FOR HIS JOB! GO HIM!

Mat: Tell the truth…you just like him cause he looks good in those pants he’s wearing

**”Livin La Vida Loca” overtakes the sound system, the fans boo without prompting as Melina Gotabody struts out of the entryway backed by a squad of 5 burly PURE security agents. Siena stands on the second rope, begging them to enter the ring and come take him as Melina stops them from storming the ring, the Latin beauty holding a mic in hand as she smiles slightly, an annoyed smile if you will, as she looks to Siena within the ring and asks**

Melina: Okay, Siena….last I checked….you were handed that thing we like to call a “pink slip” and that means, YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS HERE! I don’t care what part of the world your in, a pink slip means your fired. I’m interested to know, what the hell would even POSSESS you to even show up here tonight? I really wanna know where you got the cajones to try this.

**A ring crew member tosses a mic into the ring for Siena, who walks over to it and snatches it up off the mat. As he raises it to his lips, the fans cheer loudly, not even allowing him to get a word in as he just grins slightly. When the fans finally settle down, he begins to speak, making his case known to the world**

Siena: What you and Jamar did, was utter crap. On a mere whim, you DESTROYED a career….a dream of a man…because you thought it’d strike your egos. When was wrestling ever about that? When was wrestling ever about having a hard-on for yourselves? What happened last week….was not just. I waited so long for a shot with a big company and in moments, you swiped it from me. I was ready to leave Japan yesterday…ready to leave and climb all over again for a chance at a job. But then I thought about it…and that would mean that you guys won. NO WAY NO HOW, that’s why I’m here, RIGHT NOW ON IKUSA…

**The fans roar loudly for the mention of the show name, Siena nodding his head as he continues when they settle down**

Siena: Oh…and my name isn’t “Siena”. That was that dumb name I got stuck with just to make it here to PURE. The name is JOEY FLASH, and your going to remember it, one way or another.

**Melina looks rather peeved by the now dubbed Joey Flash’s defiance of Jamar and her’s match stipulation. But that peeved look, turns to a naughty grin, the lovely Latina’s tone growing soft and reasonable as she replies to Joey**

Melina: So, I take it you feel you deserve another shot at your job correct?

Joey: It’s the LEAST I’m owed right now.

Melina: Well, how about this. If you leave the building peacefully tonight and go home…I PROMISE you, and I never promise anything, a match next week on Iksua 3 for a chance at your job back. But ONLY if you get the hell out of here. Take it or leave it hombre…

**Joey stands within the ring, pondering the decision as the fans cheer for him to take it, the fans and Joey realizing this could be his only chance at gaining his job back. With his back to the wall…Joey replies**

Joey: You’ve got a deal, I’ll see you next week!

Byron: ALRIGHT, JOEY GETS A SHOT!!

Mat: This is crap

Hitomi: At least it’s a fair shot for the young rookie

Melina: Good…

**Joey drops the mic, the fans cheering as he steps through the ropes and exits the ring under his own power, slowly walking down the aisle until he is stopped by the wall posed by Melina and the security force. A wide smile overtakes her face, the evil beauty getting right in Joey’s face as she then informs Joey of his match**

Melina: When I “see” you next week Joey…you’ll be in the ring…against DARKSTAR!! And to sweeten the pot…you and Darkstar, JAPANESE DEATHMATCH!

**Joey’s eyes widen with shock, the crowd even growing aghast with silence at the thought of Darkstar in that type of match against the young Joey. Joey’s eyes light up angrily, the young man being snatched up by security and hauled off yet again for the second week in a row, his eyes staring holes through Melina as she laughs at the young rookie….the chance for his job possibly costing him his life.**

Byron: My God…does Melina know what she has done?

Hitomi: Joey Flash has just been fed to the wolves by Melina Gotabody….Darkstar could be the end of him.

Byron: Agreed Hitomi

Mat: I BETTER SET MY VCR FOR THAT ONE!! Career suicide=ratings!!

Byron:…..we’ll be back

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**We return to Ikusa, where we find none other than PCW’s Goth prince, Darkstar, standing tall and with a look of sadistic hunger with new PURE reporter, Kenji Kawada. Kenji is a young, frail man with short slicked back hair, obviously imposed by the sight that is Darkstar as he timidly asks the hardcore legend**

Kenji: Darkstar…tonight you will go against Jason Arawn for a chance to move on in the PURE Jr.Heavyweight tourney….but also, you will be wrestling former PURE member, Joey Flash in a Japanese Deathmatch next week. Now if you lose…Flash gains back his career. What are your feelings on all this?

**Darkstar grins slightly, nearing the mic to his lips as he shoots a cold stare to Kenji, doing it just so he can see him quiver before him. Shortly, Darkstar answers his question, cocky and utterly serious in his tone**

Darkstar: Arawn….a roadblock in the road to my chance to claim the Jr.Heavyweight crown Kenji. I make a ladder to the top, and that ladder is made using the broken bodies of so many that I have laid to waste. Arawn will become a new addition to my ladder without second thought. As for Flash….he may be fighting for his job, and maybe in any other match, he’d stand a chance. But you heard what that match was?

Kenji: A Japanese Deathmatch…

Darkstar: That’s right….that means no matter what cause Joey is fighting for…his blood is gonna spill and I will know one of the greatest feelings…destroying something young and beautiful. I don’t care about Jamar, Flash, or either of their reasons for all of this….I just want to hurt someone. Right now, that’s what intend to do.

**Darkstar shoots another piercing stare to Kenji, the young interviewer quivering as Darkstar leaves the “go” position, ready to wrestle his match.**

Hitomi: Welcome back to Ikusa, PURE fans.

Mat: Don't welcome them back. That's thanking them for watching us. THEY HAVE NO CHOICE!

Byron: Must you yell in my ear?

Mat: Whether I yell at the top of my lungs or speak quietly and reserved is at my own decision. Your comfort is by far the LAST thing on my mind.

"Creature of the Wheel" by White Zombie plays on the speakers. PCW Continental Champion Darkstar runs down to the ring.

Byron: Darkstar’s in this match? Okay, we know who’s winning.

Mat: Jason Arawn is going to die tonight.

Hitomi: Grim assessment.

Mat: Shut up.

Darkstar slides into the ring. Above the ring, a bell hangs from a suspension cable.

Byron: This ladder match is a little different, with the wrestlers themselves responsible for ringing the bell to end the match.

Hitomi: Here’s what I want to know... Darkstar weighed in backstage at 239 pounds. Why is he still allowed to compete?

Mat: So he’s nine pounds over the Junior limit. It wouldn’t be that way if you Japanese people wouldn’t shove a metric ton of food into American’s faces the moment they step off their plane.

Hitomi: You’re speaking with more acid than before.

Mat: Never EVER speak directly to me.

TokyoPop sound director Kei Kawahara switches off Darkstar’s music and puts on "Gothic Metal" by Tristania.

Hitomi: And Jason Arawn is 235 pounds. What is the Junior Heavyweight limit?

Byron: It’s supposed to be 230 pounds.

Hitomi: What’s going on here?

Mat: Something as simple as being 5 or 10 pounds over a weight limit shouldn’t matter much. You narrow-minded simpletons, always trying to restrict and restrain people just because they may not "exactly" fit into a set category. If the wrestlers don’t mind, let them fight in the Junior division. You won’t be jumping in there with any of them, you people shouldn’t be complaining at all.

Hitomi: I apologize for Mat’s behavior.

Mat: Don’t. I’m not doing anything wrong, you’re just trying to silence me for thinking differently than you. I didn’t know this was Communist China you were trying to recreate here...

Arawn slides into the ring, and Darkstar immediately attacks him with a running knee to the face. Hanza Kibagame learns that sometimes it’s better to announce people as they walk out from the back, rather than waiting for them to get in the ring. Perhaps to do that just for the followers of traditional puroresu...

Hitomi: Hanza Kibagame cannot even do the ring announcements.

Mat: It’s his fault for not being proactive. That’s the way you lazy people are, blaming others for taking the initiative rather than blaming yourselves for your own shortcomings.

Byron: Are you just complain for the rest of the night?

Mat: I SAID DON’T SPEAK TO ME!

A whip off the ropes, Jason Arawn returns and ducks under a standing sidekick. Arawn runs to the opposite ropes and Darkstar turns around into a running heavy dropkick!

Byron: Darkstar is flipped for a loop from the force of that dropkick.

Hitomi: A good move, indeed.

Mat: That sucked ass and you know it.

Arawn stands over Darkstar and locks him in a gutwrench. Pulling him up to his feet, he lifts Darkstar up into a powerbomb. Darkstar slips out.

Hitomi: Samurai Driver!

The crowd cheers for the Japanese technique, but Arawn shoves Darkstar to the mat before the DDT can be completed. Arawn jumps up and drops an elbow. Darkstar rolls out of the way, and executes a leg drop. Arawn rolls away, and they both rise into a standoff.

Byron: No man was able to get a clear advantage.

Mat: Darkstar’s just playing with Arawn.

The two men lock up. Darkstar backs Arawn into the corner. Taki Kounji calls for a break Arawn slaps Darkstar, which gets him a closed fist to the face. Darkstar rushes forward and gives Arawn a blatant knee to the groin.

Hitomi: That is a dishonorable move, but still legal given the format.

Mat: You don’t get it. This match is going to be a fight to the death, and in that type of match there are no rules. Rules are the refuge of the weak.

Darkstar locks Arawn in a front facelock and lifts him out of the corner. Ganso Tiger Driver!

Byron: There’s a move Americans borrowed from the Japanese book.

Hitomi: Stole.

Byron: Whatever.

Hitomi: Darkstar bounces off the near turnbuckle ropes with a split-legged moonsault. He connects!

Mat: Look at him roll around in pain. His body wasn’t made to do splits. That move has virtually no impact whatsoever; he pretty much did a negative sum move.

Byron: Weren’t you calling him to win.

Mat: Doesn’t mean I like him.

Darkstar recovers from the split and brings Arawn up to his feet. A whip into the corner, Arawn slings over the charging Darkstar and does a backflip; Darkstar runs back with a clothesline T-BONE BRAINBUSTER!

Byron: Ouch!

Hitomi: T-Bone Suplex turned into a brainbuster. Good move, it’s got the crowd excited!

Mat: That wasn’t intentional by a longshot. Arawn wanted a T-Bone Suplex, he couldn’t flip the guy over.

Arawn takes advantage of the move by rolling Darkstar out of the ring. He goes outside himself to retrieve the ladder, and sets it up in the middle of the ring, starting his moderately rapid climb.

Hitomi: Jason Arawn could be making a huge upset.

Mat: No he’s not.

Arawn steps up to reach the bell. SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! Darkstar knocks over the ladder, sending Arawn falling onto the top rope and tumbling to the outside!

Byron: That’s going to hurt in the morning.

Mat: Really?

Darkstar rolls outside on the opposite end of the ring and gets a chair. Going back into the ring, he kicks the ladder out of the way and sets the chair up in the middle of the ring.

Hitomi: Darkstar bounces of the far ropes. Jumps onto the chair. On to the ropes. TRIPLE JUMP SUICIDA!

Darkstar lands on Jason Arawn’s back and rolls over holding his own midsection, not fully able to catch his own impact.

Byron: Moves like that will really get the fans into this match!

Mat: Moves like that could kill him.

Darkstar pulls himself up on the apron and rolls into the ring. He sets the ladder back up and starts his climb.

Byron: And now Darkstar’s first ascent up the ladder.

Mat: He’s got to zone out the pain from his own move and climb that ladder, or else he’ll never make it up.

Hitomi: Darkstar climbs to the third rung, the fourth rung... LIGERBOMB!

Arawn rolls away, still not quite recovered from the Triple Jump Suicida.

Byron: Darkstar was just snatched off that ladder.

Mat: I said he had to suck it up.

Darkstar rolls out of the ring. Arawn gets up and runs to the far ropes. Halfway back, he does a front handspring, and as he approaches the ropes he twists forward jumping with a full front somersault. It may not sound like much to American viewers, but the Japanese crowd goes berserk.

Hitomi: SASUKE SPECIAL!

Byron: I've seen the Great Sasuke perform this move on old tapes I purchased. Never thought I'd see an American wrestler do it.

Mat: Pandering to the Japanese crowd... They're sheep leading sheep.

Hitomi: He didn't land it perfectly, his lower half hitting Darkstar and his torso hitting the floor.

Mat: He's a lemming, too.

Arawn stands up holding his back. He goes under the ring and grabs another ladder.

Byron: What does he need that for?

Hitomi: He's planning a move, there's already another ladder in the ring.

Sliding into the ring with the ladder, Arawn lines up the two ladders parallel to each other lying on the ground, and at the end of the line he places the unfolded chair.

Mat: Worrying too much about the set-up, he's giving his opponent time to recover.

Throwing Darkstar in the ring between the two ladders, Arawn locks him in a Fisherman's hold.

Byron: Darkstar is fighting out of it...

Darkstar puts Arawn in his own Fisherman's hold and suplexes him onto a ladder. Rolling over, Darkstar takes the suplex back over into the other ladder, and he continues the moving multiple Fisherman's suplexes all the way toward the chair.

Hitomi: The crowd is warming to this maneuver...

Mat: They're most likely being little bitches and hoping to see a Fisherman's Express.

Darkstar executes 5 Fisherman's Suplexes to move Arawn down the ladder line. He pulls him up and stalls him on his shoulder.

Hitomi: FISHERMAN'S BUSTER ONTO THE CHAIR!

Byron: The Fisherman's Express is complete!

The chair is completely broken. Darkstar pushes Arawn out of the ring and sets up one of the ladders under the bell. He starts to climb.

Mat: Will he show some measure of intelligence and win the match?

Darkstar climbs to the top rung of the ladder and reaches for the bell. STAR NO STAR!

Mat: Nope. Idiot.

Byron: Corkscrew Backflip Splash!

Hitomi: Darkstar jumps from the middle of the ring off of the ladder onto the rising Arawn on the outside!

Darkstar quickly gets to his feet and stomps on Arawn, the impact enough to knock him down but not very much to damage him.

Mat: All flash, no damage. That's no way to wrestle.

Darkstar climbs back into the ring and moves the ladder aside. He bounces off the far ropes and charges Arawn with a handspring moonsault over the top rope.

Byron: Moya!

Hitomi: NO, SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP!

Mat: "Drop" is right.

Jason Arawn steps forward and jumps up, grabbing Darkstar in a 3/4 Headlock, dropping into a neckbreaker!

Byron: What a counter!

The audience, prompted by production director Shinobu Yazawa, starts the cheer, "PURE action! PURE action!"

Darkstar flops to the floor. Arawn stumbles away to the apron, slightly disoriented.

Mat: To this point he's been getting love taps, imagine if he took a REAL punch.

Arawn climbs onto the apron and up to the top rope, waiting for Darkstar to get up.

Byron: Measuring Darkstar.

Mat: He's being stupid. Hit the guy while he's down. Or even safer, just finish the damn match.

Darkstar rolls over and rises to his knees, trying to stand; one hand is under the apron. Arawn starts his leap.

Byron: Looks like he's setting for a sidekick suicida.

Hitomi: Rider Kick!

Arawn falls with the kick towards Darkstar. Darkstar pulls another chair from under the ring and pulls Arawn into a very uncomfortable modified Inverted Atomic Drop using the folded chair stood up on the floor.

Mat: That's why you shouldn't worry about putting on a good show, just winning.

Darkstar unfolds the chair and places it in front of Arawn, standing on it. He jumps up to Arawn's shoulders and executes a frankensteiner onto it.

Hitomi: Innovative move, the crowd liked it.

Arawn rolls through, holding the back of his neck as he tries to stand. Darkstar takes advantage of the opening and hops onto his opponent's shoulders to spin 180 into another frankensteiner.

Byron: The Rider Kick counter to the Thorned Halo, into the Fall Lament.

Darkstar backflips into a flipover neckwhip.

Mat: Finish the match, dumbass. He's down, now stop playing around. That's the problem with all the wrestlers, they take everything like it's a damn game. Then they act surprised when they lose.

Darkstar pulls Arawn to the middle of the floor between the ringposts and sits him up.

Byron: Darkstar surely has some other move in mind.

As Jason Arawn tries to stand up, pulling himself to stand facing the crowd, Darkstar hops up to the apron and springs off the second rope with a backflip.

Hitomi: Asai Moonsault!

Byron: Not only, he takes it into a DDT! PRAYER WHEEL!

Mat: But Darkstar took too long with moves that didn't do anything.

Arawn shoved Darkstar down to the floor, escaping the DDT. Pulling Darkstar to his feet, Arawn sends him back first into the guardwall with an STO.

Hitomi: Space Tornado Ogawa!

Arawn executes a forward thrust kick to Darkstar's chest, pushing him further into the guardwall.

Byron: And a Yakuza Kick to keep up the pressure.

Arawn whips Darkstar into the ringpost. Darkstar falls back out, stumbling into a jumping uppercut.

Hitomi: Venus! Many wonderful moves executed in this match!

Darkstar is sent back into the ringpost. Jason Arawn pulls him out and lifts him up for a Rydeen Bomb.

Mat: He's doing simple moves, not hurting Darkstar at all. Everyone is weak. Everyone is useless except me.

Darkstar lifts Arawn up in a belly-to-belly double underhook, with Arawn balanced on Darkstar's head. Darkstar throws Arawn up and back, holding onto his legs while letting the head slip down his back and hit the floor.

Hitomi: Excellent varition of the Mu-Ken!

Byron: It was like a Mu-Ken neck drop.

Mat: Maybe if he'd go ahead and win the match, the move might ultimately be worth something.

Darkstar leaves Jason Arawn on the floor and goes into the ring to set up the ladder.

Hitomi: He starts his climb!

Crowd: Darkstar! Darkstar! Darkstar!

Darkstar pulls himself up the ladder. He reaches for the bell.

*DING!*

Hitomi: FLYING KOPPOU KICK!

Byron: But there’s a little confusion.

Darkstar, standing on the top rung of the 10 ft. ladder with the bell at face level, was about to ring the bell. From outside, Jason Arawn set up a 25 ft. ladder and climbed to the top. He jumped off at Darkstar, executing a flying somersault kick to the back of the head, making Darkstar inadvertently ring the bell.

Hitomi: Taki Kounji is trying to make a decision, talking with Hanza Kibagame through the ropes. Both Jason Arawn and Darkstar lie on the mat, nearly out cold.

Mat: Moves like that kill. These idiots take unnecessary risks, yet they don’t understand why their average life expectancy is less-than-half that of a more conservative wrestler. No one takes the time to think that they can win without killing themselves, they want to please the blood-thirsty masses. We cater to sick freaks, and I am the only one who sees anything wrong with it!

Referee Taki Kounji comes to a decision. Hanza Kibagame nods and makes the announcement.

Hanza: Referee Taki Kounji has made a decision. There was confusion as to who would be counted as ringing the bell, Darkstar for his head hitting the bell, or Jason Arawn for initiating the attack that made Darkstar hit the bell. Left with no other reasonable option, the match shall continue until there is an indisputable winner!

Darkstar and Arawn pull themselves back to their feet and the match continues. Arawn throws a punch at Darkstar. Darkstar ducks it and drops Arawn onto his head with a bodyslam brainbuster!

Byron: Lollirot! That’s an intentional move, Mat.

Mat punches Byron on the back of the head.

Mat: Are you deaf or stupid? I told you not to talk to me.

Darkstar brings Arawn up in an inverted suplex, dropping him into a backbreaker! Darkstar pulls Arawn right back to his feet, taking him over with a crossed arms German Suplex!

Byron: Mourning Star Suplex from the Choking Victim! And a follow-up Blackout crossed arms powerbomb onto the ladder!

Darkstar spent his energy on those moves, and falls to a seat to rest for a moment.

Mat: Everyone is out of shape. Endurance is a major problem for Americans today, they’re too fat and lazy.

Darkstar pulls himself up and sets up the ladder under the bell. He steps up to the second rung. Nodowa Otoshi!

Byron: Jason Arawn proves he can still wrestle with the best, pulling Darkstar off the ladder with that chokeslam onto the spare ladder in the ring!

Arawn puts Darkstar’s head in the ladder and climbs up the other ladder in the ring.

Hitomi: LADDER SANDWICH CORKSCREW LEGDROP!

Mat: Now, any normal person would cringe at the sight of the blood and the crunching of the metal into Darkstar’s skull, but these barbarians you call the Japanese cheer that violence!

Arawn rolls off of the ladder, breaking his coccyx with his last move.

Byron: Arawn seems hurt at the tailbone.

Hitomi: That was a daring move, but not the safest to perform.

Wobbling on his feet, Jason Arawn stands up and runs to the corner with Darkstar still in the ladder. He springs to the second turnbuckle for a corkscrew backsplash.

Hitomi: Rolling Senton!

Arawn injures himself further with that last move, but grits his teeth through the pain and gets up, climbing the other ladder to the bell.

Mat: Such foolishness, believing he has anything left to climb the ladder.

Arawn has to drag himself up the ladder. But by the third rung, Darkstar still has not moved.

Byron: Jason Arawn is in the midst of pulling off a major upset!

With the crowd behind him, Arawn pulls himself further up the ladder.

Hitomi: He’s at the top of the ladder!

Mat: And taking time to rest. Wimp-ass, he’ll never make it in this business like that.

Arawn almost blacked out from pain, but gets himself back in it and reaches for the ladder. But Darkstar’s up. Backflip!

Hitomi: INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!

Byron: And Arawn falls to the outside!

Darkstar lands hard on the mat. The crowd claps and stomps in alternation.

Mat: A man nearly broke his neck, and they’re cheering. Animals.

Darkstar gets up and retrieves the spare ladder, sliding out of the ring.

Mat: More senseless violence. Stupid.

Darkstar pulls Arawn up, leaning against the guardwall. He jabs at Arawn’s head with the ladder; Arawn, as well as everyone in the front row behind him, must duck.

Mat: And he nearly attacked the audience with that pointless move. Why doesn’t anyone see anything wrong with this?

Arawn lunges forward, grabbing Darkstar around the waist, and lifts up and back. Darkstar is tossed onto the ladder with a Mountain Bomb!

Byron: Fallaway back body drop.

Darkstar falls to the ground. Arawn lifts him onto his shoulders in an Argentine Backbreaker.

Mat: What does he feel the urgnet need to do now?

Lifting up, Arawn spins to reposition himself as he hoists up Darkstar for a crucifix powerbomb onto the ringstairs!

Hitomi: THUNDER FIRE BOMB!

Darkstar rolls off onto the other side of the stairs. Jason Arawn grabs the ladder and angles it on the stairs underneath Darkstar, who’s trying to get up from his knees.

Byron: Expect a big follow-up here...

Jason Arawn climbs up to the apron and jumps off the middle rope.

Hitomi: Asai Moonsault onto the ladder!

Mat: And as the sicko was hoping, the ladder went right up into Darkstar’s face.

Arawn jogs up the ladder, as it falls back down onto the back of Darkstar’s head on the other side of the stairs. With the ladder near standing up on its closed end, Arawn uses it as a pogo and jumps onto Darkstar’s back.

Byron: First time I’ve seen a ladder used like that.

Mat: Creativity in these matches is juts a cover for having enough of a psychotically violent mind to imagine new ways to hurt people. And they’re still free to walk the streets!

Arawn leaves Darkstar on the outside and slides into the ring. Darkstar seems to just shake off his attacks and follows right in after Arawn. As Arawn tries to climb the ladder in the ring, Darkstar gives him a German Suplex. He follows it through, chaining into a Tiger Suplex.

Hitomi: Darkstar chains a Delfin Special III!

Darkstar stands up, ready to climb the ladder, but the damage finally seems to affect him and he falls to his hands and knees.

Mat: Bout time that stuff came back to him. He is human until science proves differently.

Darkstar fights to his feet and starts his climb up the ladder.

Byron: This has been a long, hard fight between both men.

Mat: And it’s shortened their lifespans by ten years at the least.

Darkstar climbs to the third rung. Fourth rung. Fifth rung. DEATH LAKE DRIVER!

Hitomi: Desperation Tiger Suplex off the ladder! Jason Arawn is giving Darkstar much more of a fight than he expected.

Jason Arawn goes to seal the deal, rolling outside and tossing four chairs and the spare ladder into the ring.

Mat: He’s got to fight more, for some reason. He needs to be institutionalized.

Bringing the ladder into the ring, he sets it up in the corner and stands Darkstar on it facing outward, while placing the chairs next to each other to form a makeshift table.

Byron: This can’t be good for Darkstar!

Arawn stands under Darkstar and reaches up to cross his arms across his chest.

Hitomi: GORICONOCLASM!

Darkstar breaks all the chairs as he falls through them in the crossed-arms bodyslam piledriver.

Byron: Amazing spot!

Arawn steps through the ropes and climbs the turnbuckles.

Mat: Can’t he just finish the match? All the highspots in the world won’t help him win this match if he’s too hurt himself to climb the ladder.

Arawn slings himself over the ladder, using it as a prop horse, and rotates for a shooting star press. In mid-spin, he rotates and lands the flip facing the corner.

Hitomi: Z-FLIP!

Byron: That’s not something you see everyday.

Mat: What does it matter?

Darkstar swings a chair back at Arawn, cracking him in the nose on the way down. Darkstar rolls out of the way as Arawn falls onto the chairs face-first.

Mat: I knew that’d happen. And when he dies and goes to hell, he’ll get replays of all the moments like that he’s screwed up as Satan personally skewers his intestines to be eaten by 300 foot death worms made of fire and misery, all the while having cacti shoved up his ass and down his throat.

Hitomi: Graphic.

Darkstar gets up to his feet and locks Arawn in a full nelson camel clutch.

Byron: Until It Sleeps!

At the apex of the hold, Darkstar stands and swings Arawn up into the air in a full nelson, dropping him to the mat as he takes it into an Inverted DDT.

Mat: Wow, his finisher. Maybe now he’ll actually finish the match and we can get on with the show.

Darkstar climbs the ladder with a second wind.

Hitomi: Darkstar is getting up the ladder quicker than before!

Byron: He’s well on his way to advacing in the tournament!

Suddenly, a chair flies up and hits Darkstar in the back of the head.

Mat: Just give it up, Arawn...

Arawn, climbing back to his feet, threw the chair at Darkstar to buy some time. He steps around the ladder to the other side from Darkstar and climbs up.

Byron: These two could fight all night!

Mat: Please, God, don’t let that happen.

Arawn gets to the top and crashes Darkstar’s head against the top of the ladder. Darkstar won’t fall. As he believes he is left with no other option, Arawn suplexes Darkstar off the ladder, but turns it into a sitout powerbomb.

Hitomi: BIG ORANGE CRUSH BOMB!

Landing on his tailbone, Arawn falls back and rolls out of the ring, perhaps hurt even more than Darkstar off his own move.

Mat: Such reckless abandon and disregard for one’s own health, that’s not behavior to be condoned, we should shun and lock away these people. The fans disgust me, the way they pay people to throw themselves off buildings when they wouldn’t ever do it. I wouldn’t be suprised if ratings and buyrates went up if someone got stabbed in the ring.

Darkstar drags himself up on the standing ladder, while Jason Arawn is all but incapacitated on the outside.

Hitomi: This match is Darkstar’s to win now. Arawn cannot even stand anymore.

Darkstar is too wasted to stand either, falling away from the ladder whenever he tries to climb it.

Byron: We have to have a clear winner for the match, but when neither man can use his legs, how will that happen?

Arawn pulls himself to the stairs and crawls up, dragging himself by his arms. Darkstar knows that this match can’t go on any longer and grabs the ladder. With all his upper body strength, he throws the ladder up into the bell, ringing it loudly across the arena. Referee Taki Kounji accepts it and calls for the match to be over.

Hitomi: Interesting match ending! Darkstar didn’t even need to climb the ladder to ring the bell!

Mat: Makes you wonder why they didn’t just try it in the first place. But then one remembers that they are morons.

Byron: In spite of Mat’s comments, I think that was an enjoyable match.

Hitomi: Indeed, both gaijin gave their all to win the night, but even against a PURE roster member, Darkstar won the night and remains a guest of PURE in the Ultimate Junior tournament.

(PURE: Ikusa 2 is brought to you by “Band-Aid” brand bandages…Lord knows Arawn’s gonna need some after that.)

**We return to Ikusa, where we find Enmity within the Skybox office of Jamar Wilson. He stands tall, breathing heavy and looking ready to crush anyone or anything, the thirst for action apparent in his eyes. Jamar is looking out the window of the Skybox, his arms clenched behind his back and his eyes probing the mass crowd below. With no look to Enmity, he simply states what he wants, the young lion of PURE Entertainment lending his ear to Wilson**

Jamar: Enmity, I picked you because you were something special. I picked you to be by my side because you were INTENSE….I picked you, because you thirst for destruction…all in the name of being the best. You wanna prove how down for me you are E? You wanna prove WHY I should give you a shot at the big time players in PURE…the Blitz’s, the End’s, and all those other punk puro boys?

**Jamar turns to Enmity, looking him dead in his eyes…the greed, power hungry eyes of Jamar meeting the battle ready, intense eyes of Enmity as Jamar states**

Jamar: Entertain me. Now go on…you got a match.

**Enmity nods, his fists clenched and his mind set on battle as he leaves the office of Jamar, is employer smiling as heists back down behind his desk, Jamar picking up a file on his desk reading “The Fight Club”, aptly named after the three man shoot club who decimated two PURE superstars last week by knockout. He looks extremely intrigued by the content as he eyes it with intent**

Jamar: Hehe…just the kind of guys I need

Hitomi Asami: We are now set for two of the brightest young stars in PURE to go head to head for the Gekito Cup.

Mat Waters: And that little shit Deacon is going to get his ass kicked.

Byron Calver: Enmity should not even be working here after what he did to Christopher Kannox last week!

Mat Waters: He ended a career of a worthless roster member. What more do you want?

Hitomi Asami: Well, he’s trying, successfully, I’ll add, to impress our 20% owner Jamar.

Mat Waters: And so he should. Mr Wilson is bringing a superb vision to PURE. That other guy, what’s his name?

Byron Calver: (Sighing) Mr Sean Williams.

Mat Waters: That’s him. He’s a moron. Wanting to show puroresu without entertainment. That was so, like, 10 years ago. Entertainment is now. Entertainment is good. Good luck, God speed and thumbs up for the TokyoPop Corporation.

Hitomi Asami: You quite finished?

**The theme from Fight Club by The Dust Brothers hits the Ikusa Hall, as the crowd give a moderate pop for Deacon.**

Ring Announcer: This next match is for the Gekito Cup. Introducing first, the challenger. He comes from New Orleans, America. Weighing in at 185 lbs, DEACON!!!

Mat Waters: Oh gees! It’s the feds! RUN!

Hitomi Asami: Deacon is starting off well here in PURE.

Mat Waters: It’s going to get worse. I can tell you that as soon as Enmity gets out here.

Byron Calver: This could be straight up Puroresu against Entertainment.

Mat Waters: And Entertainment grabs the most viewers, and is better to watch. Why do you think TokyoPop put Mr Wilson in here? He knows what this company needs. He knows that this place would be better if that rectum, Williams, was taken out of here.

Hitomi Asami: This place would only improve if you weren’t out here every week with your lips planted firmly to Mr Wilson’s ass.

Mat Waters: My lips are no more planted to his ass than to Melina Gotabody’s.

Byron Calver: You wish your lips were planted to Melina’s ass.

Mat Waters: And you wish you had more than your lips planted on Mr Wilson’s.

**The argument at ringside is interrupted as Diluted by Slipknot hits Ikusa Hall. The loyal Puroresu fans in attendance start booing as the first ever Gekito Cup Champion steps out in to the arena. He holds the trophy high, the red paint around the eyes on his off-white mask giving him a sinister look. He slowly walks down to ringside, and looks Deacon straight in the eyes.**

Byron Calver: That man is evil, and deranged.

Mat Waters: And what are his bad points?

Byron Calver: Didn’t you see his last appearance on PURE? He broke someone’s leg! And his last promo for tonight, he blew up a car that his own father in it!

Mat Waters: Point being? Whatever it takes to get to the top.

Hitomi Asami: Including attempted murder? He should be locked up for that.

**Enmity climbs up onto the apron, and steps into the ring, refusing to hand the trophy to the referee, leaving it in his corner for the timekeeper to take.**

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Asahikawa, Hokkaido. The current Gekito Cup Champion, he weighs in at 221 lbs...ENMITY!!!

**The crowd boos again as Enmity leans back against the ropes, and beckons for Deacon to come closer.**

Hitomi Asami: If Enmity can keep his arrogance and his temper under control, this should be an excellent match.

Mat Waters: If he keeps under control, it will be boring as hell. We need someone to go out there and pull out all the stops. And no, Byron...I’m not talking about your boyfriends butt plugs.

**The sound of Byron retching at ringside takes us back to the ring as the bell sounds. Enmity steps forward, and points at the ropes. Deacon nods his head, and runs the ropes. He tries a shoulder block, but the slightly heavier Enmity stands tall. Deacon tries again, but still can’t budge the Champion. As he tries the third time, Enmity steps to one side, locks on a waistlock, and takes Deacon over with a bridged German Suplex.**

Mat Waters: BAD BLOOD!

Hitomi Asami: Deacon telegraphed that one. Enmity with the early offence here.

Mat Waters: That wasn’t just offence. That was destruction! The first proper move, and it’s one of his signature moves? Brilliant!

**Enmity releases the bridge after a one count, and gets back to his feet. Deacon stands as well, but catches a knee to the gut for his troubles. Enmity then whips Deacon off of the ropes, flattening him with a clothesline on the return. Deacon drops to the floor, and Enmity immediately goes for the leg, trying for a figure four, but Deacon manages to kick the Japanese star away from him, and get to his feet. Enmity quickly rushes back in, and catches Deacon with a knee lift, sending the American back to the mat.**

Byron Calver: Enmity had just one thought in his mind there...to do to Deacon what he did to Kannox.

Mat Waters: How do you know? You gone psychic on us?

Hitomi Asami: He has told us he hates most of the Caucasian race. He does this for himself, and to make sure Mr Wilson looks after him. He doesn’t care who he hurts, or maims, in the process.

Mat Waters: Ah...Sound work ethics if ever i heard them.

Byron Calver: You are sick.

Mat Waters: At least I’m sick and straight.

**Enmity picks Deacon up, and delivers a spin kick right to the temple, staggering the smaller man back into the ropes. Deacon reverses the Irish Whip, and ducks his head for a backdrop, but Enmity leaps over him. Deacon stands back up, and turns around, but is met straight away by a kick to the stomach. Enmity then runs the ropes, and delivers a dropkick to Deacon’s ducked head. Enmity again grabs the legs, but Deacon manages to roll free, and back to his feet again.**

Mat Waters: Someone staple Deacon to the mat and hold him still.

Byron Calver: WHAT?!

Mat Waters: Come on. It’s not like you haven’t heard that phrase before in your life. Granted, it was under different circumstances...

Byron Calver: How dare you!

Mat Waters: Quite easy. Anyway, just thank yourself lucky you’re in PURE. If you were in RUSH or OSW, you may have to put up with what Rich Cannon had to.

Byron Calver: Hey!

Mat Waters: Sorry. What am I thinking? You’d love that!

Hitomi Asami: Shut up and grow up Mat.

**Deacon again charges at Enmity, but gets dropped with a DROP TOE HOLD~!**

Hitomi Asami: What the hell was that?

Mat Waters: Ah...The greatest element of wrestling. The Entertainment value.

Byron Calver: I know I’m American, but this Entertainment aspect is WAY out of hand.

Mat Waters: I agree.

Byron Calver: You do?

Mat Waters: Yeah. It’s diabolical. It’s down right degrading how little of it there is in Japan.

Hitomi Asami: I think there’s too much.

Mat Waters: Women shouldn’t think. They should cook, clean, and be willing at the drop of the hat for sexual favours. Speaking of which...Hitomi, have you seen my Trilby?

**A resounding slap can be heard from ringside as we watch Enmity lock his legs on the back of Deacon’s knee caps, and punches him in the kidneys. The reflex reaction pushes Deacon’s arms back, and Enmity grabs hold of them, reaching backwards, and arching Deacon into a Mexican Surfboard.**

Hitomi Asami: There’s an Americanised influence. That’s a Lucha Libre move.

**Enmity pulls Deacon’s arms down, holding the move, but lowering the height, before kicking the Agent into the air. Enmity rolls out of the way, and Deacon crashes spine first onto the mat. Enmity gets back to his feet, and nails a standing moonsault on Deacon. Getting up again, Enmity leas onto the top ropes, and flips off with a senton splash, before standing again, and dropping a series of elbows.**

Hitomi Asami: Quick fire, hard hitting moves by Enmity.

Mat Waters: He’s having fun. He’d be able to win this blind anyway.

Byron Calver: That’s a sensitive subject.

Mat Waters: Why? You trying to get into End’s tights? Hoping he doesn’t realise you’re a man?

Byron Calver: What have you got against me?

Mat Waters: Nothing...THANK GOD!!!

Hitomi Asami: Why am I still sitting next to you?

Mat Waters: Come on Hitomi...You know you love me really.

Hitomi Asami: To coin a phrase...I love you as much as I love vaginal warts.

Mat Waters: Th...

Hitomi Asami: Although I don’t see too many differences.

Byron Calver: Point to Ms. Asami.

**Enmity jumps back to his feet, and walks over to Deacon, driving a leg across his throat, before locking in an armbar. Enmity reaches back, and stretches out as far as possible, putting as much pressure on the arm as possible. Deacon tries to reach for the ropes, but Enmity slowly sits up, and grabs Deacon’s shoulder with both arms.**

Byron Calver: What the?

Hitomi Asami: Enmity trying something different here.

Mat Waters: Of course. He’s way too far in advance of Deacon to resort to normal moves.

Byron Calver: You really are an ass kisser.

Mat Waters: Rather be an ass kisser than an ass f-

Hitomi Asami: ENOUGH!

**Enmity reaches forward, and rolls to his side, sitting Deacon up at the same time. Enmity then releases the hold from his legs, and kicks away at the back of Deacon’s head. Enmity then flips himself onto his stomach, relocking his legs around Deacon’s shoulders, flipping Deacon over onto an almost crossface like hold.**

Byron Calver: What is he doing?

Mat Waters: Not a lot. Which is the good thing. He’s expending little energy, but inflicting pain, and making Deacon fight for breath.

Hitomi Asami: Logical. I’m surprised.

Mat Waters: You will be again tonight when I get you alone. You won’t think anyone could have something that size.

Hitomi Asami: I’ve heard about your manhood. There’s things in size that thing could teach to leeches. I have my magnifying glass in my locker room if you really insist.

Mat Waters: Trying to make it look bigger than it already is? Is that wise? I mean, it’ll give you worries.

Hitomi Asami: Anything will make that look bigger than it is. Putting a drawing pin next to it for one.

Byron Calver: Point, Ms. Asami.

**Enmity quickly shifts position, and releases the inverted armbar, but locks on a Rings of Saturn modification. Enmity again starts to wrench back as much as possible on Deacon, causing him to scream in agony. The crowd start to boo the actions of Enmity, as the referee checks on Deacon.**

Hitomi Asami: As much as I don’t like the guy from what he’s done so far in RUSH, that was an impressive chain. Armbar into an inverse armbar, into a RoS variant.

Mat Waters: And the Chinese think the Americans are bad with initials.

Hitomi Asami: HEY! I’m Japanese!

Mat Waters: So was Hiroshima. You don’t see that complaining!

Hitomi Asami: Only because you Yanks blew it to high hell!

Mat Waters: Yeah. Damn Yanks. I’m glad I’m a Brit.

Byron Calver: Explains a lot.

Mat Waters: Touche! You finally growing balls of your own Byron? About time.

**Enmity keeps the hold locked on, making Deacon fight. Enmity suddenly then releases the Rings of Saturn, but manages to quickly lock on a crossface!**

Mat Waters: Crossface! That’s it! Deacon’s done!

Hitomi Asami: Don’t be so sure of yourself.

Mat Waters: I always am. Why shouldn’t I be?

Hitomi Asami: Deacon has his feet on the ropes.

Mat Waters: DAMN!

**Deacon makes sure his left leg is draped over the bottom rope, and screams again at the referee. The ref stands up, and sees the foot, before forcing Enmity to break the hold. Enmity quickly jumps back to his feet, and delivers a kick between the shoulder blades before Deacon can rise. Enmity then scoops up the smaller man, and drives him to the mat with a powerslam, before climbing onto the apron. Enmity looks at the crowd, and gets a resounding jeer for his troubles, before slingshotting over the top rope, and flipping into a senton bomb on Deacon.**

Hitomi Asami: Slingshot Senton by Enmity. Great agility.

Mat Waters: Finally! My man gets the props he deserves!

Byron Calver: He doesn’t deserve it!

Mat Waters: You’re just jealous he’s the one wearing the suit with zippers on the mouth and crotch.

Bryon Calver: Damn you to Hades!

**Enmity jumps back to his feet, not going for the cover, and delivers a few stiff kicks into Deacon’s ribs, before lifting him back to his feet. Enmity whips Deacon into the corner, and follows in with a spear to his chest and ribs. Enmity then picks Deacon up, turns him upside down, and ties him in the Tree of Woe. Enmity takes a few steps back, and points at Deacon. The crowd start to boo even louder as they realise what’s coming. Enmity then takes a step forward, and leaps into the air, driving both of his boots into the face of Deacon.**

Mat Waters: PAINFUL WISHES!!!

Hitomi Asami: All of your wishes are painful.

Mat Waters: I don’t feel pain when I wish we could get intimate.

Hitomi Asami: I do!

Byron Calver: So do I.

Mat Waters: You love feeling pain when in intimate clinches with males. It’s sickening.

Byron Calver: I will have you know, I am 100% straight!

Mat Waters: When was the last time you were with a woman?

Byron Calver: I...

Mat Waters: HA!

**Enmity makes sure Deacon’s legs are still locked in the Tree of Woe, and lifts his head, up, setting him up for a Hangman’s Neckbreaker. Deacon manages to free his legs though, and kicks off of the top ropes, dragging Enmity down for a neckbreaker of his own on the way down.**

Byron Calver: Counter!

Hitomi Asami: Falling neckbreaker by Deacon on Enmity!

Mat Waters: Kill that kid.

**The crowd cheer for the counter, and the referee puts a count on both men as they lay on the mat. Enmity is first back to his feet on four, and slowly walks back to a neutral corner. He waits on Deacon to get up, as he does slowly, and charges in, leaping onto his knee...**

Mat Waters: SHINING WIZARD!

**...but Deacon drops his knee out, letting Enmity fly over him into the top rope. Deacon grabs hold of Enmity as he stumbles back, and rolls him into a School Boy.**

Byron Calver: School Boy!

Mat Waters: I’ve bet you’ve shouted that a hell of a lot in your years.

Hitomi Asami: Cover!

One!

Two!

NO!

**Enmity manages to roll out, and up to his feet, but is caught as Deacon lunges forward with a clothesline. The crowd start to applaud the comeback. Deacon quickly gets to his feet again, and kicks Enmity in the stomach. Deacon whips Enmity off of the ropes, and catches him with a powerslam on the way back. Deacon hols on for the cover again.**

Hitomi Asami: Cover!

One!

Two!

No!

**Deacon stands up as Enmity rolls a shoulder out. Deacon picks Enmity up, and kicks him in the stomach, before running the ropes. He attempts an axe kick on the way back, but Enmity manages to stand up. Deacon lands in the splits, and quickly shifts momentum, sweeping Enmity’s legs out from underneath him, and spinning straight into a leaping axe kick down across the back of Enmity’s head. Deacon rolls him over for the pinfall.**

Mat Waters: Someone shoot this guy.

Byron Calver: Anyone who heard that? Good...get the sniper sites on the guy sat next to Hitomi.

**The camera briefly cuts to ringside to see a red dot appear on Byron’s forehead.**

Byron Calver: NOT ME!!!

Mat Waters: Good work guys!

Hitomi Asami: Cover!

One!

Tw...NO!

Hitomi Asami: Enmity just kicked out of the Hell’s Spiral!

Mat Waters: That’s because he has what it takes!

**Deacon jumps back to his feet, and attempts a clothesline on Enmity, who ducks. Deacon hits the opposite ropes, and leaps onto the top, going for a moonsault press, but Enmity runs and rolls, evading the move. Deacon lands on his feet, and sees Enmity perched on the top rope, and going for a spinning heel kick. Deacon steps forward, and catches Enmity in mid-air, planting him with a powerbomb. Deacon then leaps up onto the top rope, and stares down at Enmity. Deacon flies off for a corkscrew elbow, but Enmity moves, and leaps to his feet.**

Mat Waters: Time to kill!

Byron Calver: Who gave you a green card?

Hitomi Asami: Someone else who deserves to lose their job?

**Enmity leaps to the top rope himself, and attempts a splash, but Deacon gets his feet up into his chest. Deacon then rolls to his feet, and watches Enmity get up. Deacon charges Enmity for a clothesline, but the Hokkaido native ducks, waits for Deacon to turn, and catches him with a snap superkick straight to the jaw.**

Mat Waters: Ill-Will! Told you it was time to kill!

Hitomi Asami: Enmity’s not going for the cover?

Byron Calver: Typical. Has to put the finishing point on it.

Mat Waters: Hell yeah! Someone beside myself around here needs to take things all the way to a finish.

**Enmity watches as Deacon hits the mat, and stoops to pick him up, only for Deacon to roll Enmity into an Inside Cradle!**

Hitomi Asami: Inside Cradle!

One!

Two!

Thr...NO!

Hitomi Asami: Enmity JUST kicked out of that!

Mat Waters: Plenty of time to spare. He had it well scouted.

**Both men jump back to their feet, and Deacon charges with a clothesline, but Enmity kicks him in the stomach, stopping him in his tracks, before dropping him with a Downward Spiral. Enmity holds the jaw of Deacon, and floats over, locking on a Crossface!**

Mat Waters: ANIMOSITY!!!

Hitomi Asami: Things looking bad for Deacon!

Byron Calver: He broke it once!

Mat Waters: Not after the Downward Spiral. He won’t break it now!

**Enmity locks the hold in tighter, locking his hands together at the fingers, and wrenches back to practically lay across Deacon’s back. The referee slides into place, and Deacon reaches forward, but quickly slams his free hand on the mat repeatedly.**

Mat Waters: HE TAPPED!!!

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, and STILL Gekito Cup Champion...ENMITY!!!

**Diluted by Slipknot plays again as the bell rings, but Enmity refuses to break the hold, and if anything, locks it on even more!**

Hitomi Asami: Alright. Enough is enough! Break the hold!

Byron Calver: This is idiotic! There’s no point in this!

Mat Waters: Whatever it takes! THIS IS AWESOME!!!

**The bell rings again as Enmity starts to lean further back, bending Deacon’s back further. A few more referees sprint to ringside. The refs start to admonish Enmity, who blanks them out, and stretches Deacon even further!**

Mat Waters: BREAK HIS NECK!

Hitomi Asami: Somebody break it up!

Byron Calver: He may want to prove himself to Mr. Wilson...but this is too far! He already ended one career...he’s trying to end another!

Mat Waters: I know! Brilliant isn’t it?!

**The referees finally succeed in breaking the two men up, and drag Enmity back to the ropes. Just as he’s about to exit though, he sprints back across the ring, and lands an elbow on Deacon. Enmity then lifts Deacon onto his shoulders, and throws him over the top rope to the outside.**

Hitomi Asami: Thank you! Get him out of here!

Mat Waters: KILL!!!

**Enmity isn’t done, however, and slides out of the ring, picking up Deacon into a belly-to-back suplex position, and lifts him, driving him spine first across the guardrail! Enmity finally starts to walk off as Diluted kicks in again.**

Mat Waters: YES!

Hitomi Asami: Enmity just nearly destroyed Deacon!

Mat Waters: I LOVE IT!

Byron Calver: That was uncalled for!

Mat Waters: That was totally called for! He has what it takes!

Hitomi Asami: That was sick. He didn’t need to that. We have medics attending to Deacon, but we have to get to commercial. PURE Ikusa 2.1 will be back after this.

(PURE: Ikusa 2 is brought to you by KARATE MOJO SAUCE…THE SUACE THAT KICKS YOU…. IN THE PANTS! Can’t you tell I’m short on ideas :p )

**We return, Jamar clapping in front of a backstage monitor happily after seeing the destructive nature fo Enmity**

Jamar: THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE!! THAT’S WHAT I WANNA SEE!!

**Jamar can’t help but smile smiles, soaking up carnage….but the celebration is spoiled shortly by a rabid Sean Williams jerking Jamar by the shoulder and turning him around angrily, staring deep within his eyes as Sean looks like he could lose it at that very moment**

Sean: You won’t get away with this Jamar…I WON’T HAVE IT! If I have to end you myself, I’ll do what it takes!

**Jamar just smiles cockily, staring Sean back with no fear as he asks**

Jamar: Things getting to hot under the collar for you playa? Huh? You got some aggression you need to release?

Sean: Don’t test me
Jamar: If you want some Sean, come and get it…but of course remember…

**At that moment, the hostile black superstar and centerpiece of PURE, Ali Khdaffi, steps in front of Jamar, his arms folded and his face filled with intensity as he stares down the meeker Sean Williams, Jamar saying**

Jamar: I ALWAYS have bigger guns then you. So, how about that go?

**At that moment, Inphino Blitz steps in front of Sean, staring the man who assaulted him brutally last week, face to face. The tension between all four men is incredibly stressful, Ali staring right into Blitz’s eyes as the Black Dragon Master says**

Blitz: Tonight…I team with you because it’s what’s been asked of me…but when the time comes…you will receive the beating that is only being prolonged.

Ali: I’m looking forward to tonight to f**k rag. I’ll get to show yo’ busta a** how to handle up a fool….then I’ll gladly give you the same treatment…b**ch. Just sit back and relax, let Ali handle thangs, partner.

**Jamar and Ali both brandish smiles, walking away together as Blitz and Williams stands side by side in place, the rivalry between the four men far from settled as PURE cuts to the last commercial of the evening**

(PURE: Ikusa 2 is brought to you by “SAY WHO KAREOKE”!! WHO SAYS YOU COULDN’T RIP OFF DUMB MTV SHOWS?!)

Hitomi: Here we are folks! Tonight’s main event!!

Mat: Awwww yea, we’re gonna see some hate in this ring tonight!

Byron: Boy oh boy do you enjoy senseless violence

Hitomi: *sigh*.

Byron: How’s about we hit the bar afterwards? I know a place with great sushi and karaoke!

Hitomi: Would it be Mori’s Sushi Palace?

Mat: Did you have to ask even?

Hitomi: Heh…that’s a plan then Mori. Anyway, let’s take it over to Hanza Kibagame in the ring!

The fans all clap in anticipation as Hanza stands in the ring with head PURE referee Taki Kuonji ready to officiate.

Hanza: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TONIGHT’S MAIN EVENT IS A TAG MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

“Hate Me Now” by Nas and P. Diddy pumps through the speakers, and out walks the masked Jung Loc. The PCW superstar walks down to the ring, sliding in and lifting his hand to the boos of the fans.

Mat: Last time we saw Jung Loc in PURE, he was in a heated feud with his partner tonight, The End, along with The HIT.

Byron: We haven’t seen HIT since PURE closed either…and Loc took this feud over to PCW to finish what he started with End, as well as Miyagawa, the former owner!

Just then, “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000 hits the speakers, and the fans all rise to their feet. The End comes walking to the ring, with Sandy Wong by his side. Sandy stands at ringside as End jumps onto the apron, watching as he high-angle-springboard backflips into the center of the ring, he backs up and stretches his arms, keeping his attention towards Loc for the moment.

Hitomi: End has elevated in leaps and bounds since PURE closed. We have both the PCW Cruiserweight champion, and it’s equivalent, the former PURE Jr Heavyweight champion Jung Loc on one team!

Mat: It was even End who defeated Loc to win that Cruiserweight belt.

Mori: End pinned Miyagawa, didn’t he?

Kiyashi: Point being, Loc didn’t win that belt.

Coal Chamber’s “Fiend” blasts through the arena, and a huge wave of boos shoot out towards the owner of this music.

Hitomi: Here he comes…Dem. on. M. aw.

Byron: How do you say that anyway?

Hitomi: You ask him.

Byron: No thanks…

Ali Khadaffi comes walking down to the ring, clenching his fists hard with an angry look on his face. He climbs up into the ring and glares across at The End. Loc gives Ali a nod, whO nods back in return.

Byron: The two of them are Tokyopop representatives, so they should be on good terms here.

Mat: But so are Blitz and End. It’ll be a sight to see how this plays out tonight.

The lights all-lower in the arena, and the fans immediately go into applause and cheer. They all clap their hands in unison for the entrance of Inphino Blitz.

Crowd: BLITZ! BLITZ! BLITZ! BLITZ! BLITZ!

Hitomi: They’re ready for the Black Dragon Master!!

Byron: The hall’s about to explode!!

Their cheers lower as silence fills the arena. Then from out of nowhere, a mellow beat plays through the speakers, blue lights flashing moderately to the music. Then suddenly, smoke fills the entrance way as hard guitars roar out, and Dragon Ash’s “Glory” breaks into full beat.

Hitomi: That’s Glory! From the hit band Dragon Ash!

Byron: I heard of them. What are they, rock or rap?

Mat i: Rap…Japanese rap.

From out of the smoke walks Inphino Blitz, with Mina de Margo by his side. The people all stand to their feet and cheer as he bows his head, his hand going up in a single palm prayer position. Then he and Mina dash towards the ring, sliding in and climbing up on the turnbuckles. Mina de Margo blows a kiss to the fans as Inphino claws his hands at his face and roars at the people. Mina stands by Inphino as he comes down, and the two of them stare at Ali in the corner next to them.

Mat: We have all four men in the ring now, but each of them has their own respected corner.

Hitomi: This is going to be quite an interesting match.

Ali and Loc look at each other, and then go stand next to each other on the far side of the ring. End takes exception to this, and joins Inphino in his corner!

Byron: And now we have opponents siding with opponents in the corners!

Hanza looks on confused and shrugs.

Hanza: First…from Tokyo via Saigon…weighing in at 207 pounds and representing TOKYOPOP…the VIETAMESE VIPER…JUNG LOC!!

Loc raises his hands and nods his head as the fans boo him. He looks up at End and fakes a backhand, but the blind cruiserweight doesn’t flinch. Hanza goes across the ring and motions towards his partner.

Hanza: And his partner, weighing in at 228 pounds, he is the PCW Cruiserweight Champion….THE END!!!

Across the ring End raises his hand and nods, keeping his focus on the two men across from him. Hanza goes back to the other side of the ring again.

Hanza: And their opponents, first from Los Angeles, California, USA, weighing in at 210 pounds and representing TOKYOPOP…ALI KHADAFFI!!

Ali swears out at the booing fans before motioning Blitz to step up. Inphino’s eyes continue to look blankly into his partner as Hanza points towards him.

Hanza: And his partner…from Sado Island, Japan, weighing in at 230 pounds, he is the Black Dragon Master…INPHINO BLITZ!!!

Blitz steps forward and bows his head as the entire arena calls out “BLITZ!!” Mina de Margo takes Blitz’s coat and sunglasses and steps out of the ring after tapping knuckles with him. End and Blitz look on at Ali and Jung, who keep their eyes locked on the Puro specialists. Then End and Blitz step forward and offer their hands to shake in sportsmanship.

Hitomi: Now that’s something! Even with the situation at hand, The End and Inphino Blitz are still offering their hands in sportsmanship.

Ali steps forward and looks down at Inphino’s hand. Then he smacks it away before getting in his face and talking trash. Blitz doesn’t budge, nor does he strike.

Byron: I wouldn’t take that from anyone!

Instead, End jumps in between the two of them and cracks Ali with a forearm to the side of the head! Taki Kuonji calls for the bell as End locks Ali in a headlock. Ali pushes End off, and he runs into the ropes. He jumps over Ali and bounces back off the ropes with a graceful moonsault! Ali kicks out immediately and the two begin circling around each other, the fans applauding End for his technique.

End reaches down and pulls Ali’s leg out from under him, kneeling down and wrenching into his leg. He steps over and wrenches his leg more, but Ali breaks free and pushes End down on his stomach. Then he comes over, locking his legs in the bottom half of an Indian Deathlock and start punching him in his neck and back! Taki calls for the break, but Ali stops the punching and locks on a headlock.

Hitomi: Ali’s showing a bit of technical skill here.

Byron: Surprised me!

End gets up despite the headlock and pushes Ali into the ropes. Ali runs across the ring and shoulder blocks End, knocking him to the ground. Then he hops over End, bouncing off the ropes and jumping over him again. End suddenly kips up and waits for Ali to turn around before nailing him with the Blind Luck! Ali stumbles down, but End picks him back up and throws him down with the Implosion!

Mat: The variation of a Full Nelson and a Chokeslam is an ideal combination.

End pulls Ali towards Jung Loc and raises his hand for the tag. Loc stares at him coldly, refusing to tag. End shakes his head and goes to work more on Ali. Ali suddenly surges up and behind End and pops him with a forearm to the back of the neck! Then he begins to stop away on the back of The End!

Hitomi: Manifest Destiny here!

Ali throws End into the corner where Jung stands and slaps him in his face. Jung points over towards Blitz, drawing Taki to turn his back as Loc begins the choke on End as Ali kicks away at his ribs!

Byron: Normally putting partners in their own corner is a bad mistake, but in this case it’s more lethal than helpful!

Taki turns around, and Jung backs off as Ali whips End across the ring. He clobbers him with a clothesline before kneeling down for the pin.

Taki: ONE!!! TWO!!! THR—KICKOUT!!

End gets the shoulder up, which results in Ali stomping more into his chest. Then he whips End into the ropes and drops him with Dead-Lights! End rolls over and holds his knee as Ali grins at the position he has him in. Then he walks across the ring and taunts Inphino. Inphino makes no motion, and Ali smacks him in his face!! The fans boo as Inphino slowly looks back at his partner…then the fans cheer when referee Taki calls for a tag!!

Hitomi: There’s a tag right there!

Mat: A most unorthodox tag.

Ali argues as Taki explains the actions. Instead of going to Blitz’s corner, he goes over and stands next to Jung. Inphino climbs in as the arena starts clapping for him. He stands there and watches as End slowly gets to his feet. Then the two of them stand there face to face, the arena going wild for the two stars standing there.

Byron: These two gets props for not doing anything!

Inphino says something while shaking his head. End nods, and then he steps over and slaps Loc on his arm! Taki calls for the tag, as Loc looks in surprised at Blitz waiting for him! End walks over towards Blitz’s corner and steps out. Blitz and Loc walk around the ring before locking up. He pushes Loc into the ropes, but breaks free when Taki calls for the break. The fans clap as the two of them lock up again, this time Loc pushing Blitz into the ropes. He breaks, but throws a slap at Blitz. Inphino catches his hand and flips him over in a wristlock takedown. Loc gets back up and throws a punch, but Inphino blocks and delivers a quick chop to his face! Loc punches with the other hand, but Inphino blocks that one and chops him again, the impact sounding off the arena walls. Then he beckons him forward.

Inphino: IKUZE.

Loc kicks at him, but Inphino grabs his leg and steps over, dropping Jung with a spinning heel kick to the face! Then he looks out to the fans as they cheer.

Inphino: YOSHAA.

Hitomi: Inphino shows his Sanrai no Fujin, or his three sided defense! What a maneuver!!

Loc surges up and kicks Inphino in his stomach. Then he whips him into the ropes and ducks down for a back body drop. Inphino Kung Fu Rolls over him and jumps onto the ropes. Loc turns around and sees Inphino moonsaulting in the air at him! Loc ducks again, and Blitz lands on his feet! As Loc looks back up, he finds Inphino backflipping onto the other top rope and flipping towards him, grabbing his neck and dropping him down with a flipping neckbreaker!!

Kiyashi: The Last Retort was converted there into that neckbreaker, which is innovative thinking from the Black Dragon Master.

Inphino picks Loc up and whips him into his corner. Then he walks towards Ali Khadaffi. Ali curses at him before swinging. Inphino ducks swiftly before tapping him lightly on his forehead. The fans laugh and cheer as Taki calls for the tag! Ali fumes at Blitz as Inphino walks back to his own corner.

Byron: Now that’s a tag there!

Ali climbs in and huddles with Jung. The two of them talk for a bit before nodding. Then they start circling each other to fight.

Mat: They’re going to face each other…that’s sportsmanlike of them.

Jung Loc and Ali Khadaffi stand toe to toe, with the fans cheering for the two men to fight. Jung makes a motion to punch Ali, but suddenly he throws his hand forward and pokes Ali with his finger! Ali goes crashing to the mat and lies still as Loc starts bouncing off the ropes!!

Byron: THE FINGER POKE OF DEATH!!!

Mat: Been watching those archive wrestling tapes, huh?

Loc bounces off the ropes faster and faster, drawing a huge boo from the fans. Just then, End gets the quick blind tag and climbs onto the top turnbuckle. The fans cheer as End crashes into Loc with the Cyclotron upon his run across the ring, and then lands on a surprised Ali with the BURNING WHEEL!!!

Hitomi: WOW! That was amazing!!

End goes for the pin right then and there.

Taki: ONE!!! TWO!!! THRE---

Loc pulls End off of Ali and starts yelling at him. End stands up and motions that the tag was made. This results in Loc punching End in his face! End shakes it off and the two of them begin trading rights and lefts in the center of the ring! Loc doubles End over with a boot to the stomach before drilling him with a Falcon Arrow! He turns around to gloat, but suddenly gets flattened from a springboard BLACK DRAGON WAVE FROM INPHINO BLITZ!!

Byron: Where’d he come from??

Hitomi: Blitz is quick! Better keep your eyes on him at all times!

Ali tries to rush him from behind, but Blitz pops him in the face with a hooking back kick!! The kick snaps through the air as Ali falls to the mat, Blitz returning to his corner.

Mat : Looks like this match may be out of control at this point!

End knocks Loc out of the ring with a dropkick, and follows him to the outside. Then from the apron The End hits him with the Rushing Waterfall…an ASAI STARDUST PRESS!!

Hitomi: What a move! Wait a minute…

Suddenly Ali comes diving through the ropes and spears End to the ground!!

Byron: Holy Moses!!

Ali begins stomping violently away at End with no disregard for the ref’s count. Just then, the crowd breaks into a frenzy as Inphino stands across the ring, with his head bowed and his palms pressed together.

Mat: Here it comes!

Ali turns around just as Inphino Blitz flies over the top rope with MY ANGELIC SUICIDE!!!

Crowd: BLITZ! BLITZ! BLITZ!!

Byron: Ali has got to be out of this match after that!!

End and Loc begin to climb into the ring. Loc gets up and goes for a jumping sidekick, but End catches his foot and counters with a stepover jumping spinning roundhouse kick!! Both men lie out in the ring as Taki stands there confused!

Kiyashi: He doesn’t know whether to count out Inphino and Ali for being out of the ring or count out End and Loc for being out in the ring!

Byron: What?

Hitomi: I’ll explain it later.

Instead, he starts counting for all FOUR men!

Taki: 1….2….3…..4…

Blitz starts to stir on the outside. He reaches the apron and slides underneath the bottom rope just as Loc begins standing to his feet. Loc runs at him with a clothesline, but Blitz slips behind him and flips him over into the SADO/MADO!! Blitz makes the cover.

Taki: 1…2…KICKOUT!!

Blitz waves at the people as he measures the rising Loc. Then he throws a strong thrust elbow into his sternum, doubling him over.

Crowd: SUKUMEI!!

Then Inphino performs a standing reverse still leg sweep, sitting l=Loc down on the mat.

Crowd: GEN’EI!!

Inphino finishes with a sharp snapping kick to Loc’s face, knocking him straight out on the mat!

Crowd: SHINSHI!

Hitomi: Destiny, Illusion, Sincerity from Blitz! This looks to be the finish here!

End stands back up and sees Loc on the mat. Then he points to Blitz and nods, following with the two of them climbing the top turnbuckles! End flies off with the ZETA FLIP while Inphino soars out with THE BRINK OF CHAOS!! Both men hit Loc at the same time!! Before Blitz can make the cover, Ali slides into the ring and hits him with the VIRGIN RAPE!!

Byron: Ali’s back in the saddle here!

Ali grabs End and throws him down on the mat, sitting on his back and hammering him with the F^CK RAG!!

Hitomi: This could end it here!

Blitz stands up and snaps a hard kick into the back of Ali’s head! Ali glares up as Blitz taunts him with the HOWL OF THE BLACK WINDS! Khadaffi stands to his feet as Blitz runs at him. Ali throws a clothesline, but Blitz ducks and throws him clear over the top rope with the REWIND!! Blitz sits on his knees catching his breath as Loc comes for him. He starts hammering him in his back, pulling him up to whip him into the corner. Inphino reverses the whip, and instead of Irish whipping him, he grabs his head and runs for the turnbuckle, nailing a facecrusher on Loc into the top turnbuckle before leaping over the top rope!! He finds Ali standing below, and suddenly breaks out into a hurricanrana on Khadaffi!!! The entire Ikusa Hall is on their feet clapping up a storm!!

Mat : The Horizon Dive on Loc into a hurricanrana on Ali!! This is truly a match for the ages!!

Byron i: Good thing I’m taping it!

Loc staggers out from the corner and turns around, just in time to get ONE LAST TIME from END!! Then End locks in NEVER AGAIN!!! Loc begins to scream out in pain as End wrenches hard on him. Unfortunately, Taki cannot call for the bell when he taps, seeing how they’re partners!

Ali is back in the ring first, and boots End in the back of his head before locking him in the SCREAM OUT LOUD!! Taki immediately gets to the mat to check on if End taps or not!!

Byron: Now these two aren’t partners, and the tap counts now!

Blitz slides into the ring and nails a hard thrust kick into Ali’s chest!! He breaks the hold, only to get back to his feet and roar at Inphino. He rushes at him, but Inphino ducks underneath him and the arena explodes as he locks in the LULLABY SPIKE OUT OF NOWHERE!!

Hitomi: Choke him out!! Choke him!!

Byron: Wow…you’re into this match aren’t you?

Mat: Any respectable wrestling fan would be!

Loc gets up and hammers into Inphino’s back with a forearm, breaking the hold. End gets up to his feet and tackles Ali to the ground, the two of them trading punches back and forth. Taki goes to break the two up, leaving Loc the opportunity for the low blow on Inphino!! The fans boo as Loc go up to the top rope for the LEING SEI!

Byron: If he steals this I’ll get in the ring and finish this myself!!

Inphino stands up slowly, Loc measuring him for the finish. Suddenly…the arena cheers as PCW’S PHAROAH comes rushing out of the crowd! He pushes Loc off the ropes and climbs in after him!! The fan favorite Egyptian God waits for Loc to rise before hitting him with THE JEWEL OF THE NILE!!

Hitomi: PHAROAH HITS HIS MOVE!!

Mat: THIS IS SEANS SURPRISE!!!!

Sure enough, Pharoah stands in the ring tall. He gives Blitz a thumbs up before sliding out of the ring. Inphino looks around slowly, finding End and Ali brawling still. He grabs Ali off of End and throws his head in between his knees, hooking his arms and implanting him into the mat with the SHADOW DRAGON DRIVER!! End watches as Loc slowly gets back to his feet weakly. Blitz glances back and sighs, stalking towards him. Loc tries throwing a punch at him, but Blitz snaps forward with strike to his midsection. Loc goes limp and falls forward, but Inphino catches him in a headlock and hooks his left arm, flipping him over and finishing him with the BLACK DRAGON SMASHER!! Flashbulbs go off in the Hall as the move is executed, leaving Loc out cold in the middle of the ring. Inphino pins him by placing Loc’s hands on his chest and lowering his head.

Taki: ONE…TWO…THREE!!!!

Hanza: WINNNERS….INPHINO BLITZ AND ALI KHADAFFI!!!

Hitomi: Ali may have won the match, but he most certainly doesn’t look like a winner now!

Mina de Margo slides into the ring and hugs Inphino as he stands back up. Sandy Wong comes in as well to help End to his feet. Inphino turns towards End and holds his palm out knuckles first, saying something to him and nodding. End nods and hits his knuckles with his. Just then, Pharoah throws his hand into the middle of things, hitting his knuckles with Blitz and End’s. Blitz looks at him for a second, scanning him over before nodding. Then all three men pull their hands back and raise their hands in victory. The fans applaud the true winners of the match with a standing ovation.

Mat: This was a match for the ages folks!

Byron: It looks like VP Wilson isn’t pleased with the outcome of the match!

Up in the Tokyopop Skybox, Jamar Wilson is throwing a fit, throwing things and glaring down at the ring. Inphino walks towards the turnbuckle facing him and stands atop of it. End and Pharoah flank the ropes on his sides, as he raises his fingers at him, mimicking a gun. Jamar goes livid as Inphino “pulls the trigger” and mouths the word “BANG”.

Hitomi: What an event here folks! Puroresu has struck back in the fight against Sports Entertainment! This looks to be the beginning of a long and epic battle!! For Puroresu Ultimate Ring Entertainment, I’m Hitomi Asami, with Byron Calver and Mat Waters saying goodnight and live for honor!! Now let’s hit the bar, Mori!!

The PURE 2002 logo comes on the screen as Inphino Blitz, The End, The Pharoah, Mina de Margo, and Sandy Wong all stare up at the Tokyopop skybox, a silent warning to the leader of Sports Entertainment, Jamar Wilson, that PURE PURO will not go down quietly… not without giving them the fight of their lives.

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