Jordan X Shabazz: Oh, hello ladies and gentlemen, fans of PURE! I'm current PCW wrestler, NAACP spokesperson, AND one of PURE's newest signees, Jordan X Shabazz.
Jordan flashes his classical fake smile.
Jordan X Shabazz: Since I made my debut two weeks ago, I realized that I should have brought somebody to share the experience with me. I thought of some candidates, my brother, Drew Hostyle, Asa Fountain, Rush Mason, Jason Core, Duke Williams, Mark Makonie's little sister...
Jordan smiles again and puts both thumbs up.
Jordan X Shabazz: But I guess the only person that I could bring, was Reverend Jessie Kintei from the NAACP. He's a good buddy of mine. Rev, say hello to the people.
Reverend Jessie Kintei looks into the camera and he raises his hand with a wave.
Reverend Jessie Kintei: Hello. I'm glad to be in Japan for my first time ever with Jordan X Shabazz. This should be quite the evening. I enjoy professional wrestling a lot, but nothing more than the great sport of Puroresu.
The Reverend picks up two large books beside him and they are about the history of Puroresu.
Reverend Jessie Kintei: I've been watching since week one, and now I've developed my favourite wrestlers and the wrestlers that I don't like. I like most everybody... But, there's one man that I am not a fan of though, he goes by the name of Ali Khadafi.
Reverend Jessie Kintei shakes his head slowly.
Reverend Jessie Kintei: This is a man that I don't want to see the African American youth of today to grow up like. He's hostile, violent, and generally promotes all that is wrong with the African American community today. He slanders Jordan X Shabazz for his contributions to the African American race, which is quite the disgrace.... but I'm sure sometime down the line Mr. Miyagawa will allow Jordan and Ali to settle their feud cleanly and clearly in the middle of the ring.
Reverend Jessie Kintei looks at Jordan and he nods. Jordan smiles.
Jordan X Shabazz: That's pretty much it for now, please enjoy the show, and I'll be seeing you a little later on when I step into the ring.
The scene fades with a smiling Jordan X Shabazz and Reverend Jessie Kintei looking into the camera.
The screen goes black for a moment before turning Aqua Marine... yes that’s right... Aqua Marine. Suddenly in white the words “Expect the Unexpected” flash three times and “Come with me” by Puff Daddy begins to play over the system as one by one every single roster member of PURE is highlighted... Masanobu Akazi... Bloody Tiger... Shirata Rinjiro... Steven Windsor... Ali Khadaffi... Brian Simon... Kensuke Suzahara... Carl Kimbell... The End... Ebola III... The HIT... Cianan... Takumi Umeshita... Inphino Blitz... Cege Hayabusa... Charlie Loc... Alexander Miyagawa and finally suddenly a man wearing a Godzilla costume appears towards the end when suddenly out of the mist Yuka Hamada appears, kicks the bloke in the gut and smashes his face into the dirt with a massive pedigree.
The camera pans around the Komazawa Olympic Stadium, in Tokyo, Japan as the crowd cheers... yes... cheers. It’s unusual for a Japanese crowd when suddenly you see why... an entire block of fans all wearing English Football t-shirts. Sudenlly riot police swarm in and beat the entire tattooed mob senseless and drag them away for internal drugs smuggling tests.
The camera pans down towards the trio of PURE, Kobentai Kiyashi, Mori Morishigi and Hitomi Azami.
Mori Morishigi: And that is what they can expect in the world cup! Total Anhilation at the hands of Japan. Just like what South Korea will do to England when they play on Tuesday.
Hitomi Asami: Excuse my college who has a thing for soccer...
Mori Morishigi: Football.
Hitomi Asami: Anyway, WELCOME TO IKUSA THREE! Later in the show we have what is claimed to be an important announcement from PURE CEO Alexander Miyagawa, but let us get right into the important part of the show... the first match!
Kobentai Kiyashi: I couldn’t have said it better myself. Well, our first match shall be quite impressive. It shall pit the strengths of 5 men together and opposing one another in an elimination match for the semifinals of the Asian Title tournament.
Mori Morishigi (while munching): Yesssh….*mmm*…The match will pit…*swallows food*…Ali Khadafi against Cege Hayabusa against Shirata Rinjiro against Takumi Umeshita for a chance at being PURE’s first Asian Champion…that was a mouthful…I think I shall have another…*reaches for food*
Hitomi Asami: It is now time for the match to begin. And use a napkin.
Hanza Kibagame: Introducing first: from Los Angeles California, Ali Khadafi.
“Fiend” By Coal Chamber plays and Ali Khadafi comes running to the ring to the jeers of the crowd since he seems to be insulting them by making gestures towards them.
Kobentai Kiyashi: This gaijin is not being smart in insulting the fans; they are often a critical part of any match in Japan.
Hitomi Asami: I do not think that he honestly cares; which is a disgusting show of anti-sportsmanship.
Hanza Kibagame: Introducing next: from Da Nang, Vietnam; Bloody TIGER!
'Requiem' by Geinoh Yamashirogumi” plays and the fans boo in tons as Bloody Tiger makes his way down to the ring, giving all an arrogant smile. He goes into the ring and rolls under the ropes.
Hanza Kibagame: Introducing third: from Chicago, Illinois; CEGE HAYABUSA!
Cege appears on the ramp as “It’s Going Down” by The Xecutioners plays loudly about the arena and the fans cheer wildly. Cege gets into the ring and moves about to get warmed up.
Hanza Kibagame: Introducing fourth: Okinawa, Japan; SHIRATA RINJIRO!
The fans have a mixed reaction to Rinjiro as “Tear Away” By Drowning Pool plays and Rinjiro walks down to the ring and enters.
Hanza Kibagame: And introducing last: from the Shinjuku ward in Tokyo, Japan; TAKUMI UMESHITA!
The fans have a mixed reaction as “Sandy” by Sads plays on the arena sound system and the last member of the five man match appears and enters the ring.
The referee signals for the timekeeper to ring the bell and the match begins. Ali attacks Cege with a vicious punch to the face, and Rinjiro and Umeshita attack Bloody Tiger with a tough double clothesline.
Kobentai Kiyashi: We begin with much violence, it is nice to see this.
Mori Morishigi: Yes…hmmm…I’m hungry.
Hitomi Asami: The cross delivered from Khadafi was quite impressive.
Ali then grabs Cege’s head, pulls him down and rams his knee into Cege’s nose several times, drawing blood around the fourth time and by the sixth, leaving Cege a bloody mess.
Hitomi Asami: Wow, the brutality of Ali-san is drawing much of the life-blood of Hayabusa-san.
Kobentai Kiyashi: It is of little matter, the fact that two barbarian gaijin stain our mats with their blood is only a means to an end.
Mori Morishigi: PLEASE! I am trying to eat here.
The ref checks Cege to see if he is still in this match and asks him if he needs medical attention, while Ali simply stands away, smirking. Cege screams “NOOO!” and the crowd cheers as he stands up, blood streaming down his face and even some mixed in with his blood red hair. Cege charges at a surprised Ali and nails a beautiful spear which takes Ali all the way to the canvas fiercely.
In another portion of the ring, Shirata Rinjiro and Takumi Umeshita nail a double clothesline on Bloody Tiger, which plummets the Vietnamese man to the mat clutching his throat. Rinjiro and Umeshita begin to lay the boots to Bloody Tiger’s skull and belly.
Kiyashi: Excellent action and brutality in the ring. This is mega-brutality at it’s best, and it makes me proud to see it. That spear from Cege was beautiful.
Asami: I would agree if there were not so much pain in this match so soon.
Morishigi: Too hungry to think…
Rinjiro and Umeshita are still laying the boots to Bloody Tiger, and he seems to be taking it pretty badly and is still on the ground. However, he shakes his head after a while, and while Rinjiro and Umeshita are still kicking him, he pulls himself to his feet. The crowd is behind Bloody Tiger at this point, and then he delivers a split kick that catches both Rinjiro and Umeshita in the face and knocks them to the mat. The crowd explodes at this display of flexibility and martial arts prowess.
Kiyashi: Excellent display! I have not seen flexibility such as that since…Wait I haven’t.
Asami: Yes, yes it was Kiyashi-san.
Morishigi: That split kick reminded me of the splitting of a turkey wishbone…ahh turkey…
Cege and Ali are back to their feet now and trading blows. Cege blocks a few punches, but eventually, Ali begins to lay them back in upon his bleeding and injured face and Cege ceases to be able to defend himself. Cege bends over in pain and in order to stop the blows to his face, but Ali just gets a smirk on his face and places a well aimed kick to the knee of Cege. Cege grabs his knee and crumples over at the effect of the Dead-Lights.
Asami: My word, that was quite a destructive kick.
Kiyashi: The gaijin infidel is replete with pain.
Cege cannot seem to get up, and once again the referee comes to his side to see if he needs medical attention. Cege’s knee looks slightly out of place, the ref checks it and asks Cege again if he needs medical attention.
This time, Cege nods and the ref calls for paramedics and the bell rings.
Hanza Kibagame(reluctantly and with concern): Now eliminated, due to damage, Cege Hayabusa.
Asami: My word, that knee injury looked serious, even worse than what appears to be a broken nose. However, Cege-san put forth a valiant effort and is to be praised for it.
Kiyashi: If he’s a gaijin, he’s a coward.
Asami: You couldn’t take that kind of beating and last more than a mere minute.
Kiyashi: Nonsense.
Morishigi: Do either one of you have any soy sauce?
Bloody Tiger stands over the now downed Rinjiro and Umeshita, looks at both and decides to go after Umeshita. He picks him up, and delivers a spin kick to the side of Umeshita’s waist. Then he delivers a spinkick to the side of Umeshita’s waist and finally a spin kick to Umeshita’s head. The crowd applauds at every brutal kick and then, the punctuation comes along. Bloody Tiger places Umeshita in a standing head scissors lifts him into powerbomb position, and brings him down in a Tiger Bomb which gets the crowd appealing loudly. Umeshita lands in a sitout, and Tiger attempts a pinfall.
Kiyashi: Great display of combinations there by Bloody Tiger which led to a pin.
The referee leaves the side of Ali and Cege to count the fall.
1…
2…
3…
The referee rings the bell.
Hanza Kibagame: Now eliminated as a result of pinfall…TAKUMI UMESHITA.
Takumi rolls out of the ring and makes his way to the back.
Asami: Bloody Tiger just eliminated Takumi Umeshita with the Bom Bay.
Kiyashi: Nice Display
Morishigi: Speaking of nice displays, have you seen those new Mcdonald’s ads? Ohh they make me sooo crave the Big Mac…
This just leaves Rinjiro, Bloody Tiger, and Khadafi in the ring. Khadafi appeals to the crowd and they boo very severely. Rinjiro goes for a roundhouse butterfly kick on Khadafi, but the De.Mon ducks under it and delivers a stiff combo of punches to the mouth of Rinjiro in what appears to be an attempt to knock his teeth out. Blood starts to issue from the mouth of Rinjiro, but no teeth and the man finally sinks to the ground in pain.
Bloody Tiger charges at Khadafi, only to be hit with a vicious uppercut to the jaw which knocks Bloody Tiger up and then onto his back.
Asami: Ali Khadafi is really laying waste to his opponents.
Kiyashi: Hmm, perhaps I misjudged him a gaijin pig.
Khadafi walks over to Rinjiro with an evil look in his eye, and turns him onto his belly. This allows the blood issuing from his mouth to stain onto the mat. There is very much blood on the mat already. Khadafi places Rinjiro in a tight single leg crab and begins to pull with all his demonic might. Rinjiro screams in pain at the onset of the “Scream out Loud”.
Kiyashi: He has got Shirata with this, the pain is too evident.
Asami: Unfortunately it seems Rinjiro-san will not be going very much further in this match.
A loud snap and then a ripping noise which can only be the tearing of tissues is heard, and Rinjiro passes out from the pain of the hold and is no longer conscious. The screaming stops and the ref immediately calls for the bell.
Hanza Kibagame: Now eliminated…because of knockout and injury…Shirata Rinjiro.
Rinjiro cannot move and paramedics come in the ring and take him out as Ali faces the now recovering Bloody Tiger. It seems Ali’s eyes have turned red with the destruction he has caused and that the “Demon” has really come out. However, Ali is caught by surprise when Bloody Tiger charges at him and nails him with a frontflip axe kick to the top of his head. Ali falls to the mat with a look of surprise at the amount of damage that has been inflicted on him.
Asami: Amazing kick, amazing kick to the crown of Ali Khadafi. Bloody Tiger is showing us very much.
Kiyashi: He may be from Vietnam, but he is showing the skill and resolve of the orient at this juncture.
Morishigi: MMM…Kickerz, such a great American candy.
Bloody Tiger picks Ali’s limp form up and places him a Fireman’s carry. The crowd cheers loudly, and on that note, Bloody Tiger delivers a Death Valley Bomb which impacts the mat deafeningly with Ali’s neck and head. This is the first part of Bloody Tiger’s finisher, the Ma Ta Con Cop Tieng Gam.
Kiyashi: BEAUTIFUL! BEAUTIFUL Impact of that deadly move.
Asami: Indeed it was! INDEED IT WAS! Can he finish the match here?
Morishigi: I can finish this Sukiyaki!
Bloody Tiger attempts to follow up with the second half of the move, the Judo Reverse Cross lock, but receives a HUGE elbow to the side of his face from Khadafi which knocks spit and blood out of his mouth as his face turns violently sideways, and then turns and falls to the ground. Ali then sits up, eyes more demonic than ever, and appeals to the crowd. They boo loudly.
Kiyashi: The foreign devil has made his comeback…
Asami: Ohh my…what an elbow…
Morishigi: I’m not going to be able to eat for the next…who am I kidding?
The elbow seems to have knocked Tiger out, and Ali decides to simply pin him, clutching his neck from the Death Valley Bomb. Ali lifts the leg of Tiger and the referee counts…
1…
2…
3…
Hanza Kibagame: Last eliminated…Bloody Tiger. The winner is Ali Khadafi
Asami: Well, that marks the ending of a thoroughly vicious and altogether horrid clash between the powers seeking to gain hold of the Asian Title. Ali Khadafi will advance to the finals of the tournament.
Kiyashi: Let us only hope that the devil is defeated there.
Asami: I hear that Alexander Miyagawa is out the back and he has something to say... could it be that announcement?
The camera cuts to out the back where Shirata Rinjiro is walking in back from the ring down a long white walled corridor. Alexander Miyagawa and a camera crew rush up from the other end of the corridor.
Alexander Miyagawa: Shirata, it’s been nice working with you. May you live in interesting times.
Miyagawa hands an envelope to Rinjiro, who opens it immediately, and pulls out a pink slip.
The camera cuts back towards the three commentators at the desk.
Hitomi: Well that wasn’t the announcement, of that I am sure.
Kiyashi: But Shirata Rinjiro is gone now, out of PURE. But Miyagawa didn’t seem too disgruntled with it.
Hitomi: He likes Rinjiro, but feels that he’s just not on top of his game at the moment, and we want only the best for PURE. Anyway, next up we have the revival of an old rivalry from CCW, Cianan versus Kensuke Suzahara... and did I mention that Masonabu Akazi was fired earlier?
Kiyashi: He was?
Hitomi: He was. So this is now just Cianan versus Kensuke Suzahara versus Carl Kimbell.
Kiyashi: And here we go.
"Of Man and Wolf" By Metallica blares out over the speakers and blue and red pyros go off. The crowd gets to their feet in anticipation and from the curtain walks Cianan. Clad in his wrestling attire, he looks more than ready to clash with his competitors. He walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans and climbs in. He stares at Hanza, who announces him as the first competitor.
Hanza: Introducing first, he stands at six foot one and weighs in at two hundred and forty five pounds, from The Bowery, I give you...CIANAN!!!
The crowd boos some more as Cianan leans against the ropes and stares at the curtain. Purple, gold and red pyros shoot off from the side of the stage and rain
down from the ceiling as "Stuck in America" by Sugarcult hits the speakers. The fans boo even louder as the first man signed to the PURE roster, Kensuke Suzahara makes his way out into the shining light. He sprints down to the ring and slides under as Hanza takes a step back to avoid being knocked down. As he steps up onto the turnbuckle to yell at the fans, Hanza introduces him to the crowd.
Hanza: And his first opponent, standing at five foot eleven and weighing in at two hundred and twenty two pounds, from Osaka, Jpan, I give you KENSUKE!
SUZAHARA!!
The bell sounds and Kensuke and Cianan run at each other throwing punches. Kensuke gets the better of the bigger man, and wears him down to one knee. He runs
back against the ropes and hits a running drop kick, right to Cianan's face. The stunned big man rolls out of the ring to gather himself as Hanza introduces Carl Kimbell as "Courage" by Alien Ant Farm hits .
Kiyashi: Where the hell is Kimbell? Gaijin scum. You simply can’t just imprison them... unless of course they are coming here for the World Cup.
Hitomi: Of course.
The two men wait for Kimbell to come out, but after two minutes of waiting, they grow tired and Kensuke flies over the ropes with a corssbody, flooring Cianan and himself. Cianan shakes off this attack and is up first and grabs Kensuke by the throat. He tosses him into the ringpost like a rag doll and shakes the cobwebs out of his head.
Mori: What a crunch.
Hitomi: Indeed, Kensuke’s head smacked against the post there.
Mori: I was talking about this biscuits. What a crunch.
Kensuke slowly gets to his feet and evades a boot from Cianan, but doesn't miss the huge backhand. Cianan picks Kensuke up and rolls him back into the ring and the ref warns him about being on the outside. Cianan picks Suzahara up and nails him with a snap suplex. Kensuke grabs his back and hea din pain as Cianan showboats to the crowd. He picks Kensuke up, but the "Falling Star" slips under his arms and hits
him with a reverse neckbreaker. He kips up to his feet and runs to the turnbuckle. Eyeing his opponent, Ken leaps off and nails him with a twisting Senton Splash,
kncoking Cianan to the outside for the second time. He leaps to the turnbuckle again and goes for another cross body, but Cianan catches him and in the same motion, plants him on the floor with a huge spinebuster.
Kobentai: Cianan is dominating this match so far, Miyagawa will be very happy with his last signing.
Cianan picks up the lighter Kensuke and irish whips him into the barrier as the crowd shouts again at him. He flips them off and picks Kensuke up and drops him throat first across the barrier. The ref yells at him to get back in the ring, but Cianan refuses to listen, so the ref starts the ten count. Cianan picks Kensuke up over his head and throws him with a little grunt, making the smaller man land hard on his back. Cianan
laughs and walks over to Kensuke, who is grimacing in pain. Cianan rolls Kensuke back into the ring and the ref again warns him about his actions. He pushes the
ref aside, but is met by a flurry of kicks by Suzahara. Kensuke sees and opening and goes for a hurricarana, but Cianan stands up straight and laughs in Kensuke's face. Suzahara rakes Cianan's eyes and follows the with the flowing DDT, thus completing the Locust Reign. He picks Cianan back up and whips him into the ropes and catches him with a spinning heel kick. The crowd starts to get behind him and he raises
his hands. Cianan pulls himself up again and is met by one of Kensuke's feet, but he grabs it and shakes his finger at him. Kensuke rolls forward and heel kicks Cianan in the face, busting him open a little. He bounces off the ropes and flips in the air, hitting a Rolling Thunder on ‘The Wolf'. Kensuke laughs a little as Cianan pulls himself up the ropes, looking a little dazed.
Hitomi: Finally Kensuke is taking the fight back to Cianan, hopefully it will last.
He makes a run at Cianan, but it met with a huge right hand, sending him to the mat. He clambers back to his feet and is met with a big clothesline. Struggling, he gets up one more time and this time, Cianan grabs him and hits what he calls Enlightenment.
He drops for the cover, but can only muster a short two count. He drags Kensuke up by the neck and whips him into the ropes, and destroys him with a boot to the face. Laughing, he picks him back up and gets behind him, very slowly. He grabs around his middle and attempts a german suplex, but Suzahara rolls out of it and kicks him right in the temple. Cianan drops like a baby and Kensuke falls against the ropes. The
ref starts to count to ten, but not want ing have this end a no contest, he counts very slowly.
1!
2!
3!
Kensuke pulls himself slowly up the ropes.
4!
5!
Kensuke grabs the top ropes and hobles over to the turnbuckle. He gets up like he is going for a reverse moonsault, but lets himself fall to a split position and falls backwards onto Cianan in a split legged moonsault. The crowd roars it's approval and Kensuke picks up Cianan. He grabs the poor man's head and in one swift motion, he lays Cianan out with the Black Dragon Smasher. He gets on his knees and drapes an arm over Cianan's chest, so confident, he doesn't bother to hook the leg......
1!.....2!....KICK!
Mori: Damn that was close.
Hitomi: Indeed.
Mori: No, not that match, I thought I had run out of these biscuits, but I have another packet.
Cianan throws Kensuke off his body and a little ways across the ring. Almost jumping to his feet, Cianan runs at Kensuke with a look of death in his eyes, he clotheslines the little man out of his boots and when he bounces off the ropes, he runs right over the ref, sending him sprawling to the canvas.
Kobentai: The honourable referee is down!
Cianan picks up the groggy Suzahara and hits the Fall From Grace. He kicks Kensuke hard in the ribs and laughs at him again. Having to prop him against the ropes, Cianan kicks him hard in the stomach, bending Kensuke over. Cianan puts him between his legs and hoist him up onto his shoulders. He walks over to the ropes and powerbombs the helpless Suzahara out of the ring and onto the steel steps, destroying Suzahara's
back and leaving him screaming in pain.
The crowd cheers... then the police remove the marauding English Football fans again.
Cianan yells at the fallen Suzahara, and he doesn't hear "Courage" by Alien Ant Farm hit the speakers. Cianan rolls Suzahara into the ring and just as he is about to climb in, he is grabbed from behind and clotheslined to the floor by Carl Kimbell. Carl rolls
into the ring and shakes the ref awake, looking around and making sure Cianan isn't getting up. Kimbell makes the cover on the "Fallen Star" and the ref makes the
count....
Hitomi: What’s Kimbell doing?!
1!....2!....3!!!
Hitomi: DISGUSTING!!
Kimbell rolls out the ring and shouts with joy as Cianan gets into the ring and stomps around. Hanza stands up at ring side and announces the winner as Carl Kimbell talks smack from the top of the ramp with Cianan.
Hanza: Winner of this bout by pinfall....CARL KIMBELL!
A stretcher crew come down to the ring immediately as Kensuke Suzahara is still down even after Kimbell’s showing off to the fans. Kensuke is layed on the stretcher and taken out the back.
Kobentai: That was a truly despicable action by Carl Kimbell, not even showing for the start of the match and then stealing it from Cianan after a truly excellent display.
Hitomi: I hate to agree with you, but exactly what I would have said. Let’s get to a commercial break.
Mori: Ah, excellent, I’ll get the hotdogs in.
Hitomi: *Sigh*
((Ikusa Three is brought to you by the Playstation Two. Kicking The Xbox’s Gaijin ass all around the Pacific Ocean. Playstation Two: When you don’t want to purchase a purse or a doorstop.))
Hitomi: And we’re back to Ikusa Three, next up we have...
“Fiend” by Coal Chamber hit and from behind the curtain stepped Ali Khadafi.
Jewels of sweat still clung to his muscular body. A large welt had formed under
one eye, and he had an ice pack secured firmly to his right forearm.
Hitomi: Well this isn’t planned, that’s for certain.
Kobentai: What’s this Gaijin scumbag doing out here?
The Japanese crowd stared at him, eyes showing animosity, faces emotionless.
“Fiend” roared to a silent crowd. Khadafi seemed oblivious as he stamped down
to the ring, face directed toward the ring. He reached his objective and was
given a microphone.
“What? You’re not happy? Didn’t you just see me get---“
The crowd gave him the cold shoulder, eyes averted, programs for the evening out
and being avidly read. Ali could tell right off the bat he wasn’t going to get
anywhere with his American style of ring interview. He glared out at the crowd
and tried a different approach. Sign Language.
BOOM! MIDDLE FINGER!
Heads whipped around. Programs were dropped. Eyes slitted with rage.
“That’s better fuckers. Now, when I speak, you better listen. You clap and
chant and cheer for guys like Inphino Blitz---“
Thunderous applause. Khadafi looked shocked; he didn’t know that a Japanese
crowd could react so strongly to a name.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT YOUR FUCKING MEALY MOUTHED TRAPS!” Khadafi flew into a fit of rage, befitting only to his persona.
“I don’t get you fucks! I don’t get why you cheer for the good guys! I go out
there and I put my ass on the line and you don’t do shit! I bust my ass and you
fuckers just sit there. But when some asshole like Inphino Blitz just comes on
the screen YOU BASTARDS ALL BUST A NUT! WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!?”
The crowd began to boo. Khadafi was acting without class. Khadafi had no
honor. He was hurling curses at them, calling them names. It wasn’t conduct
befitting that of a Pureso combatant.
“That’s right boo me, you rice-picking pieces of shit! Boo you’re fucking
brains out! Hate me because I represent the majority of a country that dropped
the fucking BOMB on your worthless asses!”
The booing reached a fevered pitch. Some in attendance even began to head
towards the exits, faces contorted in pain at the mention of Hiroshima.
“GO ON! LEAVE! GET OUT OF HERE! YOU BASTARDS DON’T HAVE ANY GUTS! THAT’S WHY YOUR FUCKING EMPOROR SURRENDERED!”
“Khadafi shut your mouth!” The voice was thick with authority and emotion.
Heads whipped towards the entrance portal, including that of Ali Khadafi. There
stood the Reverend Jessie Kintei, Vice-President of the NAACP. The Japanese
crowd was shocked into a stunned silence as the good Reverend stormed down to
the ring, eyes ablaze like those of only a zealous activist can.
“It’s your kind of attitude that makes my job so hard, Ali!”
He climbed into the ring and stood toe-to-toe with Ali. The Ikusa crowd looked
on in wonderment. A bastion of light to fight this terrible evil.
“It’s your kind of outbursts that cause things like the LA.’S riots!”
“You’re no good to us, Khadafi! I tried to reason with you… I tried to show
you the err of your ways! But you would not listen---
The fans began to stomp. Hands rose to cheer.
---You chose the path of the damned! You chose the path of ignorance! You---“
BAM!
BAM!
Straight Right followed up by a crushing hook. Kintei crumbled to the floor in
a heap, right eye already swelling. The cheers died in the throats of those in
attendance. Khadafi’s eyes were alight with a flame never before seen.
Demon Eyes
“Fuck you fat boy! It’s you who are ignorant!”
Ali accentuated his point with a field-goal kick straight to the Reverends
midsection. The air blasted out of his lungs; tears squeezed out of his eyes.
A grip like iron grasped him by the hair and ripped him up into a kneeling
position.
“Did you come from the ghetto you fat prick?!? DID YOUR MOM HAVE TO GET DINNER ON HER BACK?!? DID YOUR FATHER LEAVE BECAUSE HE WAS ON CRACK?!? DID YOU SEE YOUR FRIENDS CUT DOWN ONE BY ONE?!?”
Whack!
Whack!
Whack!
Whack!
Whack!
Khadafi was making the Reverend Jesse Kintei his Fuck-Rag. Blood poured
from a crushed and swollen nose. His lip split like a ripe tomato, spilling prodigious amounts of blood onto the front of his Dove’s breasted suit. Khadafi brought his elbow down on his forehead again and again. The ice pack flew off. The crowd screamed in moral outrage! This was not right! This kind of thing only happened in America!
Whack!
Whack!
Whack!
Whack!
Whack!
Kill Whitey!
Jordan X Shabazz emerged from the back, eyes ablaze. He sprinted down to the ring with the full support of the fans behind him. Springboarding off of the ropes his booted feet connected solidly with Khadafi’s face. Ali fell off of the Reverend, arms pinwheeling to keep his balance. Shabazz reached out and slammed his own foot into the belly of Khadafi…
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!
The crowd screamed it’s approval! Ali Khadafi’s head connected solidly with the hard canvas; his neck seeming to telescope on itself. Shabazz reached for the Reverend and rolled him out of the ring…
The crowd neared tears as Jordan X Shabazz scooped his fallen comrade up and walk stowards the back.
Hitomi: That was unexpected, but it is now over, and thankfully, Ali was put in his place at long last.
Mori: He’s got a mouth like mine. Except I use mine for eating. He’ll be back. Trust me. I know a good mouth when I see one.
Hitomi: Do I have a good mouth.
Mori: Whatever comment I now make will get me in trouble. I call the Fourth Amendment.
Hitomi: This isn’t the Land of the Free, it’s the Land of the Rising Sun.
Mori: Would you believe it, the next match is ready, what a chance piece of luck that is.
Kiyashi: This should be quite the contest. Perhaps our two most popular gaijins, Brian Simon and Steven Windsor, are going to take on Japan’s foreign native son, Alexander Miyagawa, and Ebola III.
Mori: Indeed, I have faith in my gaijins though, these two men wrestle the Japanese style and I’m glad that they do. It’s a throwback to the era of Bob Backlund, Rick Martel, and Ric Flair, also with a mixture of Jumbo Tsurata and Keiji Mutoh.
Asami: Well then what are we waiting for? Let’s get to the ring.
“Infected” by Bad Religion hit’s the PA system as Ebola III appears out of the darkness. He walks slowly to the ring getting a mixed reaction from the crowd. He nods to the fans that cheer him. He slides into the ring and waits for the his partner and his two opponents.
Asami: This man is very dangerous. He wrestles the Fusion style, a hybrid of Lucha-Libre and Puroresu technical style.
Mori: Yes, he’s definitely one of the best lightweights in PURE today.
Kiyashi: And his partner is no slouch either…
The lights dim for a second time as ‘One Step Closer’ by Linkin Park plays silently…As the song gets louder, the fans get louder. Miyagawa steps out of the shows as the lights go back on and he gets a hero’s welcome. Fans throw streamers at him as he graciously nods at them and touches hands with little kiddies at ringside. Miyagawa steps into the ring and stares at Ebola III. The two men nod at each other as Miyagawa plays up to the crowd.
Asami: What a reaction for the boss!
Mori: Indeed, the fans know that HE is the reason they are seated in these seats tonight.
Kiyashi: I wonder how Simon and Windsor are going to be welcomed…
‘The Life’ by Primer hit’s the PA system as Steven Windsor and Brian Simon walk down the ramp together. The crowd gives them a warm reaction, but nothing compared to the one Miyagawa got. Simon and Windsor both look like they’ve got their eyes on the prize, which is the victory in this match.
Asami: That’s a decent reaction I guess.
Mori: Indeed, and well deserved, these two gaijins have, for the most part, worked rather hard.
Kiyashi: I agree, including their great victory two weeks ago over Jido San and Rinijiro Shirata.
Asami: And now to Hanza for the introductions.
Hanza nods at the commentators as the crowd becomes silent for the introductions.
Hanza: To my left, at a combined weight of 550 pounds, hailing from Edmonton, Alberta Canada and Blackpool, England respectively, STEVEN WINDSOR AND BRIAN SIMON!
Both gaijins walk towards the center of the ring and raise their arms high in the air, never taking their eyes off of Miyagawa and Ebola III, who are both standing side by side. The crowd gives them yet another decent reaction.
Mori: Man, these two guys really want to win badly apparently.
Kiyashi: Of course they do, they want to make a name for themselves by defeating Miyagawa and his partner, Ebola III.
Hanza: Now to my right, weighing in at a combined weight of 430 pounds, hailing from Tucson, Arizona and Anaheim, California respectively, EBOLA III, AND MIYAGAWA, ALEXANDER!
The crowd goes nuts for the duo as they both raise their arms politely to a great reaction.
Asami: This match hasn’t even started and this crowd is completely into it already.
Miyagawa gets on the apron, as does Steven Windsor. Brian Simon and Ebola III are going to start the match.
Kiyashi: The Canadian and the Californian are on the apron as Arizonian and the Englishman are the legal men in this match.
The bell rings as Ebola III and Simon walk slowly around the ring trying to get the right angle on each other.
Mori: I wonder who will get the early advantage, Ebola III and Brian Simon are both well accomplished in the game of technical wrestling.
Simon locks up with Ebola III. Ebola III drops to the ground and he sweeps Simon’s feet from under him. Simon immediately bounces up as Ebola III goes for a high kick to the jaw, Simon ducks and he sweeps Ebola III’s foot from under him. Ebola III bounces back up and he swings a right hand at the face of Brian Simon with an attempted palm strike, Simon ducks it and goes behind Ebola III. Simon wraps his arms around Ebola III’s waist and he attempts a German suplex. Ebola III gives Simon two back elbows, which breaks Simon’s grip on from around Ebola III’s waist. Ebola III runs to the ropes and bounces back with an attempted clothesline, Simon ducks up and Ebola III continues on, when Ebola III returns he runs right into a Brian Simon arm drag. Ebola III bounces back up as Simon’s tries to capitalize by running at Ebola III an attempting a punch to the jaw. Instead he walks right into an arm drag from Ebola III. Both men stand at a fighting stance as the crowd goes nuts in appreciation for their excellent display of technical wrestling.
Asami: Absolutely incredible! These two technical wrestlers are showing what they are made of with a tremendous sequence of wrestling.
Mori: The game of human chess is well in effect here, both men going full bore without stopping.
Kiyashi: Right now they’re really just feeling each other out. Trying to find a spot of weakness.
Simon looks at Ebola III and he stares a hole through him. Simon and Ebola III both walk to each other and they stand face to face, both waiting for one to make the first move.
Mori: I wonder which one of these two will make the first move here.
Brian Simon rears back with his right hand and out of nowhere nails Ebola III in the face with a vicious right hand. Ebola III moves back a few feet and then he returns the favor to Brian Simon. Both men slap hands in a sign of respect.
Kiyashi: Those were some seriously stiff shots both men took, and they shook hands as a sign of respect.
Mori: Almost as if they were saying ‘Good shot.’
Brian Simon and Ebola III up. Simon backs Ebola III into an empty corner, and he knees him twice in the midsection. Simon gives Ebola III a chop to the chest.
Mori: MY GOODNESS!
Asami: That shot echoed throughout the arena.
Simon pulls Ebola III out of the corner and he drops him with a snap DDT.
Mori: NASTY!
Kiyashi: You’re right about that one Mori, Ebola III landed awkwardly on his neck there.
Simon walks over to his corner and he tags in Steven Windsor. Windsor looks angry and he tears into Ebola III. Windsor gives Ebola III an Irish Whip into the same empty corner as before, and he follows up with a vicious lariat.
Asami: Talk about a mean streak developing in a man, look at Steven Windsor. He doesn’t seem to be happy. And he’s taking out all his aggression on his opponents tonight.
Mori: As he SHOULD!
Steven Windsor pulls Ebola III out of the corner and he gives him a nasty looking belly to belly overhead suplex.
Kiyashi: BEAUTIFUL BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY STEVEN WINDSOR!
Mori: I couldn’t have said it better myself Kiyashi.
Steven Windsor gets up and he gives Ebola III a snap suplex. He then drags Ebola III by his foot to his corner, where he tags in Brian Simon.
Asami: These two gaijins are doing an excellent job by cutting off the ring. Ebola III has been in the ring for the entire match and Miyagawa is itching for a tag.
Mori: That’s why these two gaijins are my favorites to win this tournament.
Kiyashi: Keep in mind that the winner of this contest will step into the ring to face the winner of tonight’s Main Event.
Brian Simon gets into the ring and he quickly picks up Ebola III. Simon gives Ebola III two palm strikes to the jaw and he backs him to the ropes. Simon gives Ebola III an Irish whip, when Ebola returns he runs right into a vicious lariat that damn near takes off his head.
Asami: LARIATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Mori: SIMON WITH THE COVER, 1.…..2.… KICK OUT BY EBOLA III!
Kiyashi: This man has got some serious heart, he’s been on the receiving end of punishment throughout the match, and now he’s fighting back by kicking out a dangerous looking lariat.
Simon backs up from Ebola III as the man slowly makes his way to his feet. Simon stands in an empty corner as Ebola III faces him, drowsy from the lariat. Simon runs at Ebola III at full speed and he leaps into the air, Simon attempts a Shining Wizard but Ebola III falls to the mat and Simon goes crashing, knee first, into the middle turnbuckle.
Mori: HE WENT FOR THE SHINING WIZARD! AND HE MISSED!
Kiyashi: I think Ebola III has a chance to tag in MIYAGAWAAAAAAAAA!
Asami: If Mr. Batee saw this show, you’d be in some serious trouble. Catchphrase infringer!
Ebola III gets to his feet, drowsy again. Simon gets to his feet too! Simon runs at Ebola III again… But he runs right into a rolling spine buster.
Asami: DEATH ROLL! DEATH ROLL! OH MY GOD THE DEATH ROLL!
Mori: But Ebola III can’t capitalize, because he’s beat from getting roughed up throughout the match.
Both men are on the ground, and both are crawling towards their corners, with Simon being closer to Windsor than Ebola III is to Miyagawa.
Kiyashi: Whoever makes it to their corner first will have the advantage in this match.
Simon crawls, and he tags in Windsor with Ebola III in the middle of the ring. As Ebola III sees Windsor enter the ring, he has a burst of energy and he dives into his corner and he tags in Miyagawa!
Mori: MIYAGAWAAAAAAAAA! HI YA!
Miyagawa gets into the ring with a look of anger and passion on his face.
Asami: OH NO….MEANSTREAK IMPRESSION!!!!
Miyagawa beats on his chest and he runs at the much larger Steven Windsor and he takes him down with a drop kick to the jaw. Windsor bounces back up only to run into yet another drop kick. Brian Simon tries to help Windsor, but to no avail. He runs right into Miyagawa’s MEDICATION!
Mori: MIYAGAWA JUST GOT IN THE RIGHT AND HE HAS LEFT BODIES LAYING!
Asami: THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
Miyagawa turns around to find that Windsor is up again. Windsor attempts a clothesline, but Miyagawa ducks it, and he places Windsor in a ‘Therapy’.
Asami: (Over the screaming crowd) THE THERAPY FROM MIYAGAWA!
Steven Windsor quickly taps out as the ref signals for the bell.
Mori: Miyagawa just came in, and did the deed, now he and Ebola III advance in the tournament in a hard fought match against two tough gaijins.
Asami: Well out the back right now is PURE Junior Heavyweight Champion, The End, who will be making his first defence of the title on Ikusa Four... apparently he’s dealing with the Gaijin menace, or so I’m told.
The End is backstage preparing for his Asian Title Tournament Match. To
everyone's surprise, Donald Trump walks into the locker room. Actually, he is
kicking and fighting his way in, two security crew restraining him.
Trump: Let me go! I'm Donald Trump; I paid for my ticket, I should talk to
whomever I want! I need to talk to The End!
The End, who doesn't want to put up with the screaming tells the guards to let
him speak. THey let go of Trump, and he fixes his coat, walking up to The End.
Trump: (To guards) That's better. (To The End) Now, The End... I'm Donald Trump.
End: Yeah, I got that.
Trump: Anyway, I'd like to make you a proposition. You see, I'm getting ready
to make a hostile takeover of Japan, and the wrestling industry looks to be an
easy way to do it. You wrestlers are gods among men to these backwater folk,
and I want to capitalize on these stupid Japs. I'm already crushing the Native
Americans in the USA, and I wanna go abroad to unnecessarily halt the economic
development of other groups, like these people; they've been in a depression for
the longest time, and I aim to make the most of it.
The End shakes his head and turns away from Trump, who continues speaking.
Trump: No one really cares whether or not I put a few ignorant Japs out of work,
or out of home for the new International Casino that I want to use Japan to
build. And I need someone to hype it; a spokesperson. Would you do it? Would
you be that spokesperson?
Donald Trump finishes talking. The End turns to him.
End: So, Mr. Trmump... anything else?
Trump: No, that's it.
The End laughs but somewhat holds it in.
End: So, you want me to betray the fans that treat me like a king, who spend
their hard-earned money to come and see me perform, so you can make a buck?
Nodding his head, Trump quickly remembers that The End is blind.
Trump: Pretty much.
End: ... Mr. Trump, if I set something up with the owner Mr. Miyagawa, so that
you would be exempt from ever having to pay for another ticket to attend one of
our shows, would you promise never to speak to me again? Ever?
Ending with, "You ticket is not a backstage pass," The End has the guards take
Donald Trump and remove him from the building. He kicks and screams and fights,
but is expelled. As The End puts on his gloves and sits down to wait for his
match to be called, a man comes to the door.
Man: Is everything set for tonight?
The End nods his head.
End: Yes. Our match tonight is a match that you are going to win.
((Ikusa Three is brought to you by Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Killer Clones from Mars. Much better than episode one, however you leave with the single question... how did Amidala know about the hanger when she was knocked off the hovering thingy before they got near it... answer... SHE’S DARTH SIDIOUS!))
The camera is out the back with Steven Windsor who is walking back to his dressing room after defeat in his last match. He gets to the door and there is an envelope stuck on the front of the door with a pin. He takes the envelope down and reads the front which has in thick handwriting “With Regards – Alexander Miyagawa”. He opens it and his eyes go wide as he pulls out a pink slip.
The camera cuts back to the commentary crew.
Kiyashi: And another one bites the dust in the famous words of a decent British band. Other British greats include Blondie and Wet Wet Wet.
Hitomi: Are you still going on about Yuka?
Kiyashi: HITOMI!
Kiyashi goes bright red.
Mori: Now that’s what I call hitting a nerve.
'Kill Whitey' By Eminem and D12 plays as Jordan X Shabazz enters the ramp. He walks down to the ring as the crowd cheers him. Jordan gets into the ring, pumped.
Asami: There has been great action so far.
Morishigi: Even I can't agree but these advertisements are another thing!
Kiyashi (calmed down): They are bad?
Morishigi: YES!
Asami: He was just asking!
‘Porno Star' by Sads plays as Yuka Hamada comes out to a bunch of crowd cheers. The first female in PURE saunters to the ring with a grin on her face. She enters the ring and waits in the corner, opposite to Jordan X Shabazz.
Asami: I wish I had the heart of Yuka.
Kiyashi: Yes, her technique is good. The stroke is magnificent.
Asami: Stroke?
Kiyashi: What? You think I’m a pervert like Mori? I was talking about her technique still.
Asami: Technique?
Kiyashi: Stop it, I’m not like that.
Mori: Hey, I heard that!
The End walks to the ring, with Cypress Hill's 'Child of the West' playing over the speakers. With little in the way of acknowledgement of the fans, The End calmly, very focused, walks out to the ring and jumps up onto the apron. After a high angle springboard landing backflip into the center of the ring to show his agility, The End stretches for his match in his corner.
Asami: Who do you think is going to win this match?
Kiyashi: I like Yuka's style but Shabazz and End are both hungry for a victory. HIT has power and strength and this should be a good match, It's too early to tell right now.
Morishigi: HIT, hands down!
Asami: How do you figure that?
Morishigi: Cause he's one of the least paid wrestlers so I have more money for ads!
‘I'm gonna kick yo ass' by the HIT plays as the HIT comes out to a mixed crowd reaction. People are chanting "HIT HIT HIT HIT HIT!" and "YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK!" all together, making a rhythm of different choruses around the arena. The HIT comes to the ring, sliding in and taking his red cape off and throwing it to the outside. He goes into the fourth corner, eyeing his other three opponents in their corners.
Asami: There are all four of them.
Morishigi: They all look like retards. Appart from Yuka. She can wrestle anytime she likes. Maybe with a little mud.
Asami: You and your crackpot American ideas.
Kiyashi: They are all ready for this match.
Hanza Kibagame: I am Hanza Kibagame here to announce the next match which is a fatal four way match. Starting first, weighing in at 158 pounds from Akita City, Japan, Hamada, Yuka! Secondly, from Unknown Parts, weighing in at 224 pounds, End! Third, from Salt Lake City, Utah, weighing in at 222 pounds, the HIT! Last, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 228 pounds, Jordan X Shabazz! This match will begin......NOW!
Asami: We're off!
End immediately goes after Jordan Shabazz in a battle. HIT and Yuka hang back, saving there energy while End throws Jordan at the ropes. Jordan comes back to a hanging suplex by End to the mat. HIT, having enough, goes after Yuka Hamada, taking control of her because of his size and weight and her being a cruiserweight.
Asami: Great action so far!
Morishigi: I'm paying for those ads, they should play them now!
Kiyashi: But there is a match going on!
Morishigi: So?
HIT does a front body sam to Yuka to the mat with a THUD. Yuka, showing her heart, gets up quickly and tries to punch HIT, getting him for the most part. Yuka backs up HIT to the ropes, throwing him to the opposite ropes. As HIT comes back, Yuka hits a humongous dropkick on HIT, sending him flying over the ropes.
Asami: That girl has heart!
Kiyashi: And agility.
Morishigi: Impressive but nothing extraordinary...
Asami: That was HUGE!
Morishigi: Blah.
Suddenly from out of nowhere charges into the ring none other than Ali Khadaffi, wielding his chair of choice, as The HIT distracts the ref, Ali slams the chair over Jordan Shabazz’s head and makes his escape.
Asami: What impact.
Morishigi: My head hurts now!
Kiyashi: That was MOST impressive *nods*. Apart from the chair of course.
ONE
TWO
THREE!!
End seems satisfied at his kicks but doesn't have very much time to celebrate as HIT comes on the ring apron, slamming End's face into it, making him fall back.
Asami: I think The End's time is ending.
Kiyashi: IF HIT capitalizes. He has to do that.
HIT uses the ropes as leverage as he nails a HUGE big splash on the End. Instead of covering him however, he beats on him with repeated kicks when all of a sudden Yuka Hamada comes from behind, rolling up HIT!
ONE
TWO
THREE!
Asami: Wow!
Kiyashi: HIT should have covered End right away. He is down and now Yuka has a chance.
Morishigi: Yup.
Like Yuka heard Kiyashi's comments, she covers End.
ONE
TWO
THREE!
Asami: Yuka wins! Wait to go girl!
Winner: Yuka Hamada
Kiyashi: *nods*
Morisihigi: Lets goto my ads!
((Commercial: PURE Ikusa 3 is brought to you by ham. Why? It just is! ))
Hitomi: Before the break we saw a remarkable upset by Yuka Hamada against the Junior Heavyweight Champion The End, and also Jordan X Shabazz and The HIT. Finally tonight we have our main event... but I’m rather hoping that Alexander Miyagawa will make that big announcement that he promised.
Mori: I’ve just got word that Miyagawa is indeed out the back right now.
The camera cuts to out the back where Jeremy Johnson stands with Alexander Miyagawa.
Miyagawa: Heya JJ, how’s life treating you.
JJ: The Japanese authorties thought I was British earlier today... it was... the worst experience of my life.
Miyagawa: Cavity search, eh? Nasty. Anyway, less about you and more about PURE. The big announcement is...
JJ: What? The big announcement is what?
Miyagawa: If you let me finish, I would tell you.
JJ: Sorry.
Miyagawa: The big announcement is that there will be no Ikusa Eight.
JJ: What? Why the heck not?
Miyagawa: Because Ikusa Eight will be replaced with an extravaganza like PURE has never before seen... the first ever PURE Pay-Per-View, available on Japan Direct TV, entitled... “Future Destinies”...
Cianan walks up from behind Miyagawa and taps him on the shoulder. Miyagawa turns about.
Cianan: He’s injured.
Miyagawa: Good. You can go now.
Cianan: Ok. Same time in a couple of weeks, right?
Miyagawa: No I mean go. Permanently. I only hired you to injure Kensuke because I thought it would double the chances of one of us meeting him in the Asian title draw. Now he’s out injured, your fired.
Cianan: You can’t fire me.
Miyagawa: Why not? I own this company. I own you.
Cianan: Because I have a minimum sixty day contract, that’s why. So you can’t fire me. Your stuck with me,
Miyagawa: Fine then. I just won’t book you. You can sit at home and watch Ikusa four, five, six, seven and finally Future Destines all in the comfort of your own armchair.
Cianan grins at Miyagawa.
Cianan: I have one thing which will make you want to book me.
Miyagawa raises his eyebrow.
Miyagawa: Oh? And what’s that?
Cianan suddenly sucker punches Miyagawa in the gut then grabs him by the back of the head and smashes him face first into the camera and the screen goes black for a second before the transmission returns to the announce desk.
Hitomi: May I be the first to say... just what was that?
Mori: It was someone standing up to the boss. He’s been firing people left right and center all day, it’s about time someone told him the time of day.
Kiyashi: Our final bout of the evening will feature the team of Mang-A-Hero and Inphino Blitz facing off against upstart tag team Team Okiki.
Asami: This is our main event, and it shall be spectacular.
Morishigi: Good think I have both popcorn and Cheese Doodles with me. *whew*
Kiyashi: Tsk Tsk Tsk
Hanza Kibagame: Introducing first; from Tokyo, Japan; Sakato and Taka Nazaki, TEAM OKIKI!
'Across the Nation' by Union Underground starts playing as the lights dim out, not all the way but close. In the ring, A dragon outline appears as the turnbuckles explode with pyro and the lights start to flicker until they come on full and coming down the ramp is Sakato and Taka. Sakato looks like a wild man, jumping around along the ramp, ready, while Taka walks down the ramp focused. While Taka steps into the ring underneath the second rope, Sakato slides into the ring. Sakato jumps on the turnbuckle to show off while Taka once again just stands around as the music cuts off.
Hanza Kibagame: Introducing second, from Sado Island, Japan and the Planet Namek respectively, Inphino Blitz and Mang-a-Hero!
The crowd cheers wildly as “Dragon Slayer” plays as the arena begins flashing in black and dark blue lights. Smoke fills the entrance way as Inphino Blitz and Mang-A-Hero step through the fog. Inphino cracks his joints as MAH strikes several martial arts poses. Then the duo runs towards the ring, where they slide in and mount the turnbuckles, MAH raising his hands and yelling “GO GO TOKYO!!” while Blitz raises his hands at his face and roars to hype up the fans.
Blitz and Taka take point in the match as the ref rings the bell, the martial artist Blitz squares off against Taka. Taka runs at Blitz and attempts a running front dropkick. Blitz, with blinding speed, turns to the side and lets Taka fall to the ground. Taka, having much energy and now frustration, gets back up and attempts no move but simply taunts Blitz. Blitz turns his back on Taka.
Kiyashi: What is he doing?
Asami: I don’t know, but I’d watch out if I were Taka. This man is deadly no matter what position he is in.
Taka begins to charge at Blitz’s rear, but is stopped when Blitz bends back, and grabs Taka’s throat. Then he flips back and hits Taka in the bridge of the nose with a flipping back kick. Taka’s nose instantly begins to stream blood and he falls back, wincing in pain.
Kiyashi: How right you were Asami. Blitz, has shown that brash young fool what’s what.
Asami: And caused his life blood to flow profusely.
Taka, bleeding too much, resourcefully decides to tag in his brother, Sakato. The resourceful Blitz knows not to move in too closely or face a double team attack, so he simply stands there awaiting the next charge. Sakato runs at Blitz and then stops, right in front of him. Blitz and Sakato just stand there for a moment, and then Blitz attempts a palm strike to Sakato’s solar plexus. Sakato, moves to the side, and then hits Blitz in the side of the face with an extended roundhouse. Blitz doesn’t fall down, but grabs the side of his face in pain and sidesteps a bit. Sakato then runs and does a sliding dropkick to the knee of Blitz which does send Inphino to the ground.
Asami: It appears Sakato-san has taken the initiative that his brother did not and has fallen the Forbidden 999 expert, Inphino Blitz.
Kiyashi: And well done he did so.
Morishigi: Well-done? Rare is the best method of cooking beef you fool.
Kiyashi: Why couldn’t he just be stuffing his face now?
Inphino simply crawls the distance back to his partner without interference by Sakato, who has grown a big head over taking the legendary Inphino Blitz down and is now berating his brother over being able to do it, and how Taka was not able to. Inphino tags in Mang-A-Hero, who is jumping up and down in excitement over getting to compete. Mang-A-Hero charges in and nails Sakato with a flying spinning elbow from the rear. Sakato crashes into his brother and sends Taka flying onto the barrier. The crowd roars in laughter.
Asami: Teehehehehehe! That was a funny bit by PURE’s one and only hero, showing them the results of brothers not being able to get along.
Morishigi: Didn’t the English music group Oasis already show us that?
Kiyashi: You traitor! Do not talk about gaijin music, it is not proper in Japan.
Morishigi: Ohhh, so that’s why we have so many punk bands.
Kiyashi: Grrrr!
Mang-A-Hero pulls Sakato up from the rear and wraps one arm around his neck and the other around a hanging arm to place Sakato in a chickenwing. MAH then pulls him up into the air and slams him down onto his head to complete the Krillain Buzzkill. MAH then runs to the corner and tags Inphino in. The two run to opposite turnbuckles, and ascend them.
Morishigi: Nice CHICKEN-wing suplex.
Kiyashi: How did I know you would be right on that one?
Morishigi: I’m an expert at food-related maneuvers, I can’t help it.
Kiyashi: How about the Heimlich maneuver?
Morishigi: What?
Kiyashi: Ohhh nothing….*evil laugh*
Asami: Could this be an upcoming double aerial move?
As if on cue, Mang-A-Hero hops off the turnbuckle, does a front backflip and lands on Sakato with a shooting star press. Then Inphino hops off the turnbuckle and does a move similar in beginning, but it ends with a guillotine and is thus a shooting star legdrop. Sakato is destroyed and the fans are livid with excitement.
Asami: Amazing Shikima’s Craft performed by Mang-A-Hero and Inphino Blitz in unison!
Kiyashi: It was truly brilliant.
Morishigi: That move makes me hungry for more.
Kiyashi: That comment leveled the integrity of Ikusa and PURE about 10 points on a scale of 5.
MAH goes back to his corner and Inphino attempts a pinfall. The referee gets down and counts…
1…
2…
Taka has entered the ring and does a brutal front dropkick to the head of Inphino which ends the count. The fans erupt into a chorus of boos.
Kiyashi: Dishonorable cheating…I love it.
Asami: That was uncalled for though, such a brutal move, he could have simply pushed him off.
Morishigi: Time to go get a soda *Sound of taking headset off*
Kiyashi: Perhaps he will run into a large group of insane Ninja on the way…
Now Taka and Sakato have pulled Inphino to his feet and have jerked him over to the other side of the ring and have set him up against the ropes near their corner. Both ascend the nearby turnbuckle and in unison, dive off and hit missile dropkicks onto Inphino’s face which sends him flipping over the ropes to the outside.
Kiyashi: Nice teamwork by TEAM OKIKI with their signature DRAGON KICK!
Asami: Rather like Pearl Harbor…
Mang-A-Hero loses his temper at this and charges from his corner towards Team Okiki. While running, he hops into the air and does a front flipping double DDT onto them in the ring and all three land on the canvas with a bang. Team Okiki take the move brutally onto their combined heads though.
Kiyashi: Nice one-on-two by our one and only super moron.
Asami: Give him some credit. Not many people are capable of doing that kind of move.
Kiyashi: I disagree, I believe that move was RENTED!
Mang-A-Hero climbs out of the ring and helps his fallen partner back into the ring, then retreats to their corner. Inphino has found his way back to his feet and commences dragging Sakato away from his fallen brother. He picks Sakato up and applies a Front headlock to single under-hook hold, then rotates, jumps, and hits a Michinoku Driver in kneeling position with Sakato’s head in between his knees. The move’s impact makes a sound which cannot be heard over the screams of the crowd.
Asami: He has destroyed Sakato, while Taka is left prostrate, with the Saishuu Kessen Ougii!!
Kiyashi: MASTERFULLY EXECUTED!
Morishigi: *In a rushed and wheezing voice while putting on his headset* Did I miss anything?
Inphino covers Sakato, and the referee gets down for the count…
1…
2…
3…
Hanza Kibagame: The winners, Mang-a-Hero and Inphino Blitz!
The PURE2002 logo appears in the bottom right hand corner of the screen as the victorious duo hold their arms up in celebration... and the camera fades to black.